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October 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Shake That Boooty!

Let’s get the Halloween season going, shall we? This might be the spookiest (and yet most attractive) jack-o-lantern you’ll see in 2023:

This little pumpkin-booty clip is circulating at maximum viral speed right now, and I don’t have an origin. But I’ll bet it’s a hard-working cams performer, and if I find out which one, I’ll strive to provide an appropriate link credit.

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October 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

How To Become A Puppy

 
October 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Don’t Touch The Hair

I know that some women whose hair maintenance practices are expensive or elaborate or effortful routinely restrict their men from hair-touching during sex, or at any other time for that matter. That’s between them, but I think I’d find it a difficult limit to respect, which is another way of saying (because I’m not a barbarian) that it would be a compatibility issue for me. However, in the case of a furtive blowjob in an empty university classroom, I get it. Not so much an issue of her being impossibly high-maintenance, but rather, practicing good fieldcraft for clandestine trysting, which is plain old common sense:

woman about to give a blowjob to a man with his pants around his ankles insist that he not mess up her hair

Art is by Gracy Gimp.

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October 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

 
October 10th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Adventures In Interspecies Fertility, Playboy Style

Remember Mary, who is supposed to have been followed everywhere by her little lamb? Well, the jokes page in the January 1954 issue of Playboy (the second issue ever of that magazine) quite thoroughly reimagined the relationship between Mary and her various sheep:

playboy party jokes page detail from the second issue of Playboy magazine

As the Playboy version of the nursery rhyme goes:

Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram–
Mary had a little lamb.

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October 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Sun Soaked Beauty

 
October 7th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The View From Up Here Is Amazing!

rear view of a woman with her panties down looking out over an amazing beach and ocean view

I think I may have to make “The view from up here is amazing” into a regular feature, like the one about why rich men buy boats.

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