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May 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Camgirl Of The Day: PervertSlave4U

If you, like me, are in danger of being considered an “old fart” or a fuddy-duddy by today’s young internet-ready generation, you may have noticed that entire waves of change can sweep across internet industries while you were ignoring them based on notions that have become hopelessly out of date. One such industry for me is camming. For too many years, clicking a cams banner was a one-way trip into browser-hijacking hell, and there was nothing to gain from the click unless you were genuinely interested in spending top dollar on a per-minute basis, which I never was.

Well, all that’s changed now, in ways that I am only just starting to puzzle out. For one thing, performers now tend to maintain open public chats while they are waiting for paying customers, and things can get pretty entertaining as they flirt, tease, and do whatever they want to entice viewers into their private show space. Most performers still reserve the genuinely explicit performances for the paying customers, but competition is a thing, and pretty girls are everywhere. So if you click around, it’s not hard to find free entertainment that’s genuinely entertaining. There’s also a sort of crowdfunding mechanism in play on many sites, where the show stays public but gets better after enough audience members kick in sufficient tips or tokens.

While researching (ha! I love my work!) this phenomenon just now, I stumbled across a performer whose decorative furnishings made me giggle. Meet PervertSlave4U and her huge orange bouncy dildo ball:

cam girl pervertslave4u and her dildo ball

Let’s zoom in on that bad boy, shall we?

bouncy dildo ball for camming

Another thing caught my eye about Ms. Pervert when she turned around to show off her bottom. I’ve seen a spanked bottom or two in my time, and hers, although not dramatically bruised, definitely has been spanked:

pervertslave4u showing off her spanked bottom on cam

I didn’t watch long enough to find out whether self-spanking is part of her show, or whether she brings that spanked bottom to the studio at the start of her performing day. But either way, it’s the real thing:

pervertslave4u shows her spanked bottom

She performs on Streamate.

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April 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Love, Teddy

The groaned phrase “This is just so wrong…” is something I try never to utter here on ErosBlog, as a matter of editorial policy. One man’s “wierd and creepy” is another woman’s “crazy hot”, and there’s no predicting it, and I know better than to try. I don’t wanna judge. But that doesn’t mean I am not subject to the impulse, sometimes. Was this one of those times? Well, maybe:

teddy love vibrating bear

Meet Teddy Love. Teddy’s a bear with a magic muzzle. Teddy… well, words fail me. Allow the professional copywriters to take over the duty:

Ready to meet your new best friend? This tantalizing teddy bear is more than just a comforting cuddle buddy; its soft plastic nose, muzzle, and protruding tongue conceal a powerful motor that turns this plush pal into a beast in bed!

Teddy Love bridges the gap between classic stuffed animal companion and adult pleasure product, keeping the best of both worlds. When you add 3 AA batteries to the bear’s back pocket and squeeze the right ear, Teddy comes alive and can provide you with hours of orgasmic delight. Control the vibration speeds and settings by simply squeezing the bear’s left ear until you find the feeling that’s right for you and let nature take its course as this hands-free toy lovingly explores your honeypot.

Besides being comfortable and non-threatening, Teddy Love’s design makes it a breeze to clean and store. Its body-safe muzzle is made from phthalate-free, food grade TPE (thermoplastic elastomer) and its fur is a silky soft polyester fur spot cleans easily. Best of all, you can safely store your Teddy wherever you would normally keep a stuffed animal without fear of embarrassment.

Clean muzzle using a damp washcloth with warm water and antimicrobial soap or a body-safe toy cleaner. Spot clean fur as needed. Do not submerge any part of this toy.

“Spot clean fur as needed.” Words to live by!

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April 3rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Kinky Personal Trainer

You should know your personal trainer is at least a little bit kinked when you discover that her exercise ball has dildos on it:

dildo-ball-sucking

Via Kinky Delight and TopGrl.

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March 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Cock Screw Silicone Sounds

I can still recollect with considerable horror the first time I noticed and admired the silver labrys double-bitted ax pendant worn by a woman at my table in a college dining hall. I was a gamer and to me it was just another fantasy weapon. To her, it turned out, it was symbolic of women’s liberation and lesbian separatism, being representative of the necessity, practicality, and general ease of cutting off men’s useless balls. #YesAllMen They say college exposes you to new ideas and different ways of thinking. They say it, because it’s true.

Perhaps that explains why, when I first saw this Cock Screw Set by Oxballs, I thought the design was supposed to represent a labrys:

wingnut-cock-screws

I was wrong. No labrys-shaped handles here. The sales copy says the handle of these urethral sounds is representative of a wing nut, which makes more sense even if it’s less fun for CBT fans and dominatrices everywhere:

Want an even easier way to screw your cock? Add some wing nuts to your dick screw for some practical handling. The innovative Cock Screw Set consists of a pair of thick silicone sounds featuring wing nut handles at the base so you can easily control how deep you want to penetrate or how slow you want to twist without fumbling, like with other smooth-ended plugs.

The Cock Screw Set comes with two sounds: Spike and Twist. Use Spike for a smooth slide down your shaft, or really put those wing nut handles to use with Twist, turning its spiral shape deep inside until your eyes roll back. With both measuring an impressive 6.5 mm diameters at their widest points, you’ll be pretty well stuffed no matter which design you use.

The Cock Screw Set of sounds are made of 100% pure platinum cure silicone, making them ideal for urethral insertion. Both a body-safe material and able to be sterilized, these silicone plugs are also flexible, allowing for a more forgiving insertion. Made in the USA by the cock toy experts at Oxballs.

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February 23rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

She’d Rather Be Riding Her Magic Wand

Over the years I’ve assembled a nice little collection here at ErosBlog of testimonials to the erotic joys of the Hitachi Magic Wand. (New in 2013: now with less Hitachi in it!) The latest of these is an artwork by Amanda Manitach from her Tee Shirt Girls collection:

riding-her-hitachi

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January 31st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Lick My Feeldoe

This is one of those porn pictures that seems to tell a little story about what’s going to be happening over the next few minutes:

dominant lesbian makes her sub lick the double-ended feeldoe dildo that they are about to have sex with

Starring, of course, two un-credited lesbians (because I don’t know who they are) and a flesh-colored Feeldoe.

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January 27th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Lipstick Red Bolero Straitjacket

This luscious red leather Bolero Straitjacket offers all the restraint of a traditional straitjacket with much less fun-killing body coverage:

lipstick red bolero straitjacket

Our signature Bolero Straitjacket is now also available in a soft and supple “lipstick red” garment leather.

Made of high quality garment leather, latigo belting and nickel-plated hardware,the Red Bolero Straitjacket is a fantastic addition to our signature line of quality leather gear.

Like a traditional straitjacket, our Bolero Straitjacket has a buckling collar and back closures in addition to the extra long glove-like sleeves that extend beyond the fingertips. The sleeves end with a small rectangular ring on one and a 1″ wide strap on the other.

The features that make it unique are its cropped length and the vertically and horizontally adjustable chest strap which leave nearly the entire chest and back exposed. The proper positioning assured by the cropped feature and the adjustable chest strap makes the traditional crotch strap unnecessary without sacrificing functionality as a restraint. The two heavy gauge D-rings provide additional points for attachment.

See also: The Bolero in traditional black leather, the perforated Bolero for breathability and longer-wearing comfort, and the Bolero for men.

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