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July 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Magnetic Cock Ring

This right here is brilliance in sex toy design. If you have played around very much at all with cock rings, you’ll have learned that tighter is almost always better… once the ring is on, that is. But there’s a sharp trade-off between the tightness of a cock ring in use and the difficulty of putting it on and taking it off. The tighter it is, the more straining, fiddling, and potential abrasion of tender skin goes into the donning and doffing processes.

Enter the Ze Bowl Magnetic Cock Ring. Small magnets have become almost magically powerful these days. (If you don’t believe me, just let these powerful magnetic nipple clamps squeeze your nipples for a few seconds and you’ll sing the song of the true believer.) The apparent genius of the magnetic cock ring is that the magnetic ball is substantially thicker than the ring; when the ball snicks into place, it reduces the effective diameter of the ring, making it more snug than it was while you were putting it on:

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Here’s the sales copy for the Ze Bowl:

Raging hard-ons rage even harder with the Ze Bowl Magnetic Cock Ring. This ultra thick gauge stainless steel ring features a big ball detail that also doubles as its best feature: unlike most other metal cock rings that are difficult and unforgiving to put on, the Ze Bowl features a removable and magnetic ball that makes it easier to put on, even while erect.

Simply slide the ring on with the help of the open side, then carefully place the ball over the opening – powerful magnets will hold it tight in place, even through the most furious fucking.

The ample weight from the steel ball and ring claims a firm and heavy grip, holding tight for bigger, harder erections. And nothing makes a big, hard cock look more badass than some masculinely oversized stainless steel. (Additional side effects may include more intense orgasms.)

Important note when selecting your size: the diameter will become slightly smaller when the ball is in place. Size 45mm will become 41mm, and size 50mm will become 46mm.

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July 15th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Bolero Straitjacket Fun

If your kinky imagination was somehow failing you in the category of visualizing why it might be fun to have a straitjacket with no impeding crotch straps and no fabric hiding the wearer’s breasts and nipples, this photo of Ashley Lane and Bella Rossi from TopGrl.com should help to jumpstart your obviously-sluggish mechanisms of visualization:

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Of course that’s the justly-famous Bolero straitjacket.

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July 11th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

How To Spot A Fake Magic Wand

What kind of soulless scum sells a fake vibrator? According to self-described pleasure advocate Sunny Megatron, such scum we have in plenty. Sunny estimates that “over 95% of the Magic Wands sold on Amazon and eBay are straight up fakes”. She’s talking about the Magic Wand Original vibrator (the one that used to be called the “Hitachi Magic Wand” before Hitachi got all sex-squeamish) and she reports that the internals of the fake knockoffs range from disappointing in the pleasure department (perhaps lacking that distinctive American-motorcycle gut-shaking rumble) all the way to downright dangerous, with reports having reached her ears of fake wands that melted, shorted out, or even caught fire.

Fortunately, Sunny’s article offers five sure-fire ways to distinguish a genuine Magic Wand from the false article. Go, read, become enlightened.

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July 4th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Friends Don’t Let Friends Get Dry Plugged

in the most recent shoot from Everything Butt, Nikki Delano and Mia Li are both in line to get some toys stuffed up their butts. It’s what you’d expect, and they do expect it. Thus it’s all in the line of duty when they are sometimes called upon to perform small lubricating favors for one another:

licking the butt plug before it goes in her friend

sucking a butt plug

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July 2nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

The Gates-Of-Hell Blowjob

a blowjob while wearing the Gates of Hell cock cage

This artwork by Kami Tora shows a cock cage of the type colorfully known as the Gates Of Hell. (Although the “Gates” are often sold as male chastity devices, they really aren’t. Instead, their primary use is as shown here, to add some strong dick-sensation and pain while foolin’ around.

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June 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Bolero Straitjackets

I’ve previously talked up the Bolero line of sexy straitjackets; these are expensively well-made leather goods designed to work like a regular straitjacket without (and this is important, you perverts!) impeding access to anybody’s nipples or genitals. If you’ve ever admired the Boleros and considered buying one, now is the time, because of seasonal discounts on the black leather or red leather articles for women, and the black-leather-only model for men. (The perforated version for summer comfort seems not to be discounted at the moment.)

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bolero-for-him

red bolero straight jacket for women

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June 14th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Banks And The #Pornocalypse: Operation Choke Point

Back in 2014, I wrote a little bit about Operation Choke Point, the US Department of Justice effort to intimidate banks into refusing to handle the banking business of a wide variety of politically-disfavored industries, including the adult industry. Facts on the ground were, and are, few.

I’m not sure Franklin Veaux’s recent experiences with mysteriously losing his credit card processing for the Onyx sex game he sells (which looks like a fun way to loosen up a nerdy party and at least encourage it in the direction of a friendly orgy) can count as confirmation of the Operation Choke Point story, but he’s correct that his experience perfectly matches the profile:

This past April, I received notification from Best Payment Solutions that they were terminating my account. They gave no reason, other than they “sometimes terminate accounts for risk reasons.” In the thirteen years I’d been with them, I’d only had one chargeback–a rather remarkable record I doubt few businesses can match. Didn’t matter.

I was told that BPS would no longer work with me, but their parent company, Vantiv, would be happy to give me a merchant account. Vantiv’s underwriters, I was told, had looked at my Web site and had no problem with its contents.

So I did the requisite paperwork, turned it all in, and…nothing. For weeks, during which time I was effectively out of business.

Then, four weeks later, I heard back from Vantiv. We’re so sorry, they said, we thought we could give you a merchant account, but we can’t. When I asked why, the only thing they would say was “risk reasons.”

Thus ensued a mad scramble to find a new merchant account underwriter, a process that’s normally very time-consuming and tedious. I finally found another underwriter, which I will decline to name for reasons that will become obvious once you read the rest of this post, and I’m back up and running again…but not before I was out of business for over a month.

The rest of Franklin’s article reports on a backlash against Operation Choke Point, spearheaded (ironically) by the conservative media after reports that small retailers of guns and ammo were among the thirty or so disfavored groups targeted. According to Wikipedia, Operation Choke Point has been more-or-less terminated in response to the backlash:

On January 29, 2015, the FDIC issued a Financial Institution Letter that states “The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) issued a Financial Institution Letter today encouraging supervised institutions to take a risk-based approach in assessing individual customer relationships, rather than declining to provide banking services to entire categories of customers without regard to the risks presented by an individual customer or the financial institution’s ability to manage the risk.

The Washington Times says this letter “effectively ends Operation Choke Point.” As reported by Forbes, “a change in the political landscape, many businesses threatening legal action and a congressman with a background in banking [forced] the bureaucracy to admit to misconduct and to stop financial attacks on legal businesses that the Obama administration deems to be politically incorrect.” Reports of continued termination of services to legitimate businesses, however, continue.

They do indeed continue, as witnessed by Franklin’s recent loss of processing. The people he dealt with were pretty clear that the “risk reasons” for not doing business with him didn’t have anything to do with the actual risks posed by his business. Whatever the official status of Operation Choke Point, it sounds as if the banks are still terminating banking relationships with adult-industry businesses to avoid official disapproval, however informal.

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