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August 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Shower Surprise

I know a few ladies who would forgive the handcuffs, the rubber gloves, and the whole failure-to-knock-or-say-hello thing when they saw that erection. But generally speaking, this probably falls into the “unwelcome surprises while showering” category:

surprised in the shower by an abductor with handcuffs and a big hard dick

From a review at Spanking Blog of a Dofantasy BDSM comic book called Hotel Eden by artist Coax.

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June 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Stolen Bottom

I’m stealing this perfect bottom from Spanking Blog. The agenda, the to-do list, the credits, the info, the identifying watermark, all of that, I’m leaving over there. The bottom, I’m stealing and putting here, for y’all to cherish and appreciate:

stealing a perfect bottom from the big old meanies at spanking blog

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June 15th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Most (Almost) Purchased Sex Toys

I’ve been posting affiliate links to sex toys since approximately April of 2006. Today I was looking at some aggregate statistics about orders not completed — items that potential customers following my links put into a virtual shopping cart, but never checked out. In more than four years, what are the most popular “almost purchased” items?

popular sex toys

It’s actually a rather fun little list:

  1. Vibrating Silver Bullet. Inexpensive ($9), classic, functional. 72 “almost” purchases over four years. Nice price/utility ratio.
  2. Hitachi Magic Wand. Famous. Capable. Legions of fans. $39.95. 67 “almost” purchases.
  3. Bend Over Boyfriend DVD. The classic instructional video for hetero strap-on fun. $38.00. 63 “almost” purchases.
  4. Fleshlight Male Masturbator. Another famous toy with a lot of marketing behind it. The spendiest item on the list at $65.00. 44 “almost” purchases.
  5. 18″ Black Paddle. Your basic wooden spanking paddle, big enough to be evil. $42.00. 36 “almost” purchases.

I don’t know whether this list is a proxy for overall item popularity, or whether it’s a special list of items that people consider buying before “chickening out” or deciding to be kind to their credit cards. But it’s interesting, either way.

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June 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

A Very Special Honeymoon

At first glance and low resolution, this could pass as an unremarkable piece of “newlyweds getting jiggy” erotic art:

caned bride

Except, of course, that it came from Spanking Blog, which has it at a much higher resolution that shows in loving detail the heavy set of cane marks on the bride’s bottom and breasts:

well-striped bottom and anal sex

Spanking Blog spins the fantasy thusly:

Here we have a bride who refused her new husband when he attempted to take certain “liberties”. Her refusal, to her tearful surprise, didn’t work out quite as well as she hoped it would…

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April 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

The Punishment Lecture

Ladies, you want stern? Erosblog brings you stern:

innocent young woman being lectured sternly

Picture is from the famous spanking movies producer California Star.

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March 5th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Piquerism Art

Have you ever seen vintage erotic art depicting the fetish of piquerism?

Yeah, me neither. The internet will expand your horizons, don’t let anybody tell you different.

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January 17th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Making It With The Wee Fairy People

In the comments to the last post, Adele Haze betrayed the direction of her thoughts with the following musing:

I wouldn’t say no to a fairy. :) (As long as he or she were compatible in size, I have to say; Tinkerbell wouldn’t quite do it.)

My mind instantly flashed to the possibilities, helped along in part by memories of some art by the internet-famous Julius Zimmerman. And, although Mr. Zimmerman is too smart to name his wee fairy woman by a name that might unleash the feared attack lawyers at major media companies, he’s drawn some pictures that illustrate sexual possibilities I’m not convinced Adele had thoroughly considered when she made her comment. I had to rummage into some of the darker corners of one of my old USB hard drives, but the quest was successful:

nipple sex with a fairy

more nipple sex with a fairy

fingering a fairy girl

Of course, fairy girls are notoriously mischievous, if not downright naughty. Thus, there’s likely to be the problem of discipline to consider. Adele might start, I imagine, with a spanking:

ruler spanking for a naughty fairy

Another thing fairy girls are — by definition — is flighty. Spankings or no spankings, fairy affections never last very long. And when some man comes along, you just know that an affectionate fairy will have to try him out, compatible in size or not:

frustrated fairy girl attempts to insert a penis

fairy woman hugging and licking a spent dick

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