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Lounging Lesbians

Sunday, August 16th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Via Kinky Delight, we have two lesbians lounging and snacking in this vintage erotic artwork by T. Mertens, about whom very little is known:

two women in frilly lingerie posed to lick pussy for each other, a cozy bedroom cunnilingus scene

Honest Erotica dates the artwork to 1937.

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Eater Problems

Sunday, August 2nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

I’m not sure I’m 100% on board with the modern “eaters” slang for men who are avid cunnilingus enthusiasts. Perhaps I’ve watched too many zombie movies. But the cultural zeitgeist goes where it will, without consulting me. And Shawna says eaters are a problem:

I do occasionally indulge in “real men” discourse, and I’m indulging myself now: with appropriate consents in place, real men aspire to be precisely this kind of problem!

Transcript:

Eaters are a fucking problem, okay? I don’t make the rules, they just are. They will hold your ass down in that fucking sniper position and you’re not going fucking anywhere. Okay? You think you’re done? No. Haha, no, no, no, no, no. Not until they are. Whenever they’re pleased with their work, they will let you know. But until then, you are at their mercy.

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Eating Cake, And Her

Sunday, April 12th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

In Pack Rivals: Part Two by Hanna Haze, our man Nate brought Bea an apology cake. She took it as an opportunity for some serious flirting, which had the consequences you would expect when an omega teases an alpha in an Omegaverse novel:

I reach into the box, scoop a massive piece of frosting into my hand and throw it right at his face.

It smacks him on the nose.

For a long second we both stare at each other, icing dripping off his face. Then I dive for the box as he does the same, our hands scrabbling inside as we both fight to grab more cake.

I pull my hand out first, taking my opportunity at his closeness to slam a handful of cake in his face. He swears and then tries to do the same to me.

I yelp and attempt to dodge away but he grabs my arm and smears cake all over my face.

I blink away icing and lick at my lips, unable to help but laugh hard.

He grins at me. “You have a bit of cake on your face, little bird.”

“Really, where?” I ask innocently.

He drags me closer and then he’s kissing me, sponge and frosting melting into our mouths as his hot lips claim mine. My breath halts in my chest and then I melt into him.

His hand slides around to cup the back of my neck, smearing cake into my hair, and he pulls me in closer as his other hand comes to claim my waist.

I shouldn’t be doing this. I shouldn’t let him rock up with a cake and think he can kiss me. He hurt me. They all used me.

But right now, while he’s kissing me, I find it really damn hard to remember why I was mad with him in the first place.

I’m too busy feeling.

He nibbles at my lips and then his mouth strays lower, along my jaw and down to my throat, nipping all the way.

“Hmmm, this cake tastes pretty good.” He licks all the way up my neck, making me shudder. “Or maybe it’s just you, little bird.”

“Just because you made me a cake, doesn’t mean I forgive you,” I whimper, as the hand at my waist finds the tie of my gown.

“Let me give you something else to show you how sorry I am then.” he says.

“Wh-wh-wh-what?” I whisper, as his hand slips under my gown and against my skin. His touch feels heavenly. It feels like an eternity since anyone touched me and my body rings like a bell.

He pulls back and gives me one of those wicked grins I know means trouble.

I should definitely stop things now. I should definitely send him on his way. I should definitely not lean into his touch as his hand slides over my ribs and cups my breast, squeezing ever so gently. Far more gently than I’d expect of a man like Nate. He flicks his calloused thumb over my nipple and then he lifts me up onto the counter and rolls me down flat.

God, I’ve been imagining this ever since I met these alphas.

I’ve done a really efficient job of resisting them, of resisting all the things they could do to me, resisting all the things I could do to them. But oh jeez has it been hard! And as his mouth comes down to kiss my nipple and suck it up into his mouth, I realize I want to stop resisting for just one moment. For just once.

“I’m going home,” I whisper to him. “Back to Naw Creek.” He pauses, his dark eyes connecting with mine. “I’m telling you because I don’t want to use you, Nate. If you want to stop …”

He holds my gaze, his eyes swirling, not with their usual mischief but with something like a plea.

I’m not sure what he’s pleading for. Permission? Forgiveness? For me to stay?

My heart pounds in my ears and my stomach swoops with anticipation. I want him to keep touching me. I want him to keep kissing me. I don’t want him to stop.

“Whether you stay or fly away, little bird, I want to show you just how damn sorry I am.”

He trails a line of reverent kisses down my body, lower and lower until he reaches the apex of my legs. He nudges them apart and then he falls to his knees.

“Where I should always be when in your presence, little bird.”

In my next panted breath, his mouth is right where I need it, right where I’ve wanted it for weeks and weeks.

Karl never liked to do this. Karl was never good at it. Karl would rather crawl through broken glass than get down on his knees for me. And yet here this alpha is doing just that.

I’ve always wondered if being eaten out is as amazing as other girls make out.

When Nate’s tongue hits my clit, I know instantly that it is. Oh my lord it is.

I stuff my own fist in my mouth to stop from crying out as agonizingly slowly he swirls the tip of his wet tongue around my sensitive nub, my toes curling in pleasure, and the pulse between my legs hammering like crazy.

“So fucking delicious,” he groans, the sound vibrating all the way to my core as he slides his tongue through my folds towards my hole and then back to my clit. He continues this steady stroke, around and around my clit, then down to my hole.

My skin tingles, the nerves in my body are electric and alive, and every sweep of his tongue heavenly torture.

My fingers tangle in his hair and I can’t help tugging it, willing him to go harder, to give me more.

He growls, deep and low and I almost come into his mouth right then and there.

“Need more,” I pant.

“Going to give you more, little bird, but I want to make you sing for me first.” I curse at him but he only repeats his growls and continues those delicious sweeps of his tongue.

When the tears start to spill down my cheeks, he finally gives me more. His tongue moving more quickly, flicking against my clit and making me buck, my hips lifting from the counter.

“Yes, baby, thrust your sweet smelling pussy into my mouth. I could eat you out all fucking night and every single day.”

I whimper and he kisses my cunt – properly French kisses it – sucking me up into his mouth, and making my legs shake around his head.

“Oh God!” I mutter, my fist falling from my mouth as I suck in air, dizzy with the sensations he’s driving through my body. “Oh God! Oh god, oh god, oh god.”

“Just like that little bird, just like that.”

He pecks at my clit and the cool metal of his lip ring hits against it.

I scream out.

“Like that?” he asks.

“Hmmmm,” I moan. And he does it again, knocking the metal against me over and over and over again until I lose all sense of time and place, the sensations buzzing through my body, harder and harder, until I can’t breathe, I can’t see, I can’t hear, all I can do is feel.

I come, ecstasy crashing through my wrecked body, tears swimming down my cheeks, my body jolting and bolting with each glorious wave of pleasure, until I collapse down, washed up and wrecked and tingling all over.

He continues to lap between my legs, purring into my folds, bringing me down slowly to Earth.

Now that, I think we could all agree, is a handsome apology!

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A Well-Eaten Pussy

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

These two scenes of enthusiastic (by 1970s porn standards, anyway) cunnilingus are from an undated 1970s Color Climax: Pornography In Color magazine:

eating pussy while Ann-Margret watches

eating pussy under a poster of Ann-Margaret

The huge poster of Ann-Margret in the background definitely classes up the shots, don’t you think? Maybe there’s a poster collector who can tell us when it was published, putting an early-bound date on the photos.

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Don’t Challenge This Man

Sunday, February 16th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Men love challenges. This man is equipped to meet them:

Apologies for the low quality video; this implied-cunnilingus video meme has been viraling around for a while now.

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Happiness Is A Warm Nose

Monday, November 7th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

This 1918 woodcut by Max Svabinsky is titled In Paradise, and I gotta say… yeah, that checks out!

oral sex cunnilingus pussy licking in Eden woodcut

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Pornocalypse… In My WordPress? No, In My Browser!

Tuesday, November 30th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Later update: Via commenters who are smarter than me, I have learned that WordPress doesn’t handle spell checking independently, relying instead on browser spell-check functionality. So my ire should have been directed at our dear old blue-nosed friends at Google.

Today I noticed that the dictionary used by the ErosBlog installation of WordPress knows how to spell the word “cunnilingus” and is perfectly happy to flag it when not spelled correctly. In order to do that, it has to “know” the correct spelling. But it refuses to suggest the correct spelling! The best it can do is to weakly suggest the word “ceilings”. I am not making this up:

wordpress refuses to help me spell cunnilingus

Almost certainly this was not a deliberate choice of the WordPress coders. I don’t have time today to research the source of the spellcheck routine and library that causes this result, but since WordPress is open source, it’s likely to involve logic that was coded elsewhere. This is hardly new behavior in a software product; Violet Blue caught Microsoft doing it with Word’s spellcheck way back in 2007. Nor is this the first time ErosBlog has covered search invisibility, search suggestion censorship, and arbitrary sexy-keyword “blue lists” that have been widely shared for censorship purposes in the tech industry. My guess is that WordPress is just one of the many software products that lazily or unthinkingly incorporates a library built around one of those ancient and stale blue lists.

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Japanese Precision Face-Sitting

Wednesday, August 26th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

She’s in complete control of this face-sitting encounter and the look of perfect concentration on her face is exquisite. Done right, this project requires precision!

japanese woman sits precisely down on a male face for precision cunnilingus

Indications here are that this image leaped the boundary from the Japanese-language porn internets in 2009 via a now-defunct tumblr called JapanSex.

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Careful Cunnilingus

Sunday, January 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

This cautious bit of lesbian pussy licking is from the January 1982 issue of Adult Cinema Review:

lesbian pussy licking art

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Licked By Mechanical Tongues

Saturday, January 12th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

There is a device marketed as an “oral sex toy for women” that consists of a bunch of soft mechanical tongues on a rotating wheel. The one shown here is a cheap Chinese knockoff, so I figure it’s only fair I stole their image from AliExpress:

silicone wheel of rotating soft tongues oral sex toy for women

My favorite sex toy retailer does not carry even the reputable brand of these things, which is a worrying hint — if we needed one — that the concept is dubious. But I’m not precisely equipped to evaluate the device properly myself. I did get offered review product once, but The Nymph, who would have been the product tester, made it clear that there was only one very hard way that mechanical tongues were getting near her erogenous zones:

mechanical tongue sex toys for women in bondage: endless forced orgasms

Mind you, I didn’t necessarily consider this a deal breaker. But when I explored that line of conversation, it turns out that she was speaking entirely rhetorically. So in the end, we did not pursue the “oral sex toy for women” review opportunity.

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Picasso’s Pillow Girls: She Can’t Watch

Sunday, November 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

I really like the detail in this lesbian scene by Pablo Picasso of the woman holding her hands over her eyes, as if the whole business is just too embarrassing to be survived with eyes wide open:

lesbian cunnilingus pussy licking by picasso

Pablo Picasso titled this Scène érotique when he drew it in 1902.

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Dream Of A Bachelor-Party Pussy-Eating Class

Thursday, July 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

I wanted to read this article by sex educator and burlesque performer Fancy Feast about her time working in sex toy sales because she billed it on social media as “a rant about sex positivity under capitalism” which is at least a little bit in the ErosBlog wheelhouse. It’s a good and wide-ranging article, too; you should go read it. I’m not even going to attempt to summarize, characterize, bloviate, or respond.

I do, however, want to highlight one paragraph of imagery that holed me below the waterline. We may think that we’ve come a long way in terms of gender equality, but socially? Naw. She’s talking about a point in her career where she was head of educational programming for the sex-positive sex toy store she worked for, mostly selling blow job workshops. But even though people would ask for cunnilingus workshops, they couldn’t sell enough tickets for the classes to make. She explains that most of the classes for the blowjob workshops were women who had been somehow convinced they need BJ skills to get and keep a man. Then she points out that women also worry about the oral sex they receive. But do men worry about giving it? It’s not a question she tries to answer per se, but what she does say is telling:

I try to imagine a bachelor party coming into the store for a celebratory cunnilingus event, the groom-to-be adorned in a crown of stylized, glittery cunts. Each man gingerly entering the room, wrapping a hand around a complimentary craft beer for the comfort of a familiar object. Each of them nervous that there is some secret out there to pussy eating that the other men aren’t telling, each of them worried that their girlfriends and wives or Tinder dates will leave them for someone who sucks clit better. I imagine each participant – the groom’s brother, his fiancé’s best guy friend, his cousins – adorned with vulva necklaces, sucking on ripe peaches and juicy mangoes, sitting on foldout chairs in a room of men, howling with laughter and cheering each other on as they practice tongue techniques. Thinking about this makes my heart ache.

Yeah. That’s like, so not happening. By which I mean, of course, that in my calcified imagination I can’t see it happening in what remains of my lifetime. Although it’s also true that we live in an age of wonders, and I am astonished every day…

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Cunnilingus — And She’s Holding His Head

Sunday, January 7th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

It’s really quite rare to see vintage erotic art that centers female pleasure to this extent. I mean, our dude is obviously not reluctant or anything; he’s buried his face in her pussy with vigor and intent. But she’s clearly enjoying herself, urging him onward with a firm hand:

wighead pussy eating cunnilingus

Once again this is artwork from an unidentified artist, thought to be “‘Wighead’“, illustrating Ode a Venus aka Ode au Vagin by Clovis Hugues.

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Demanding Pussy Service From The Devil

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

I find this an amusing twist on the default imagery of ravishing devils and demons. It looks to me like our intrepid female warrior for God has got this demonic figure fully under her thumb. All she has to do is stand commandingly erect and tug on his tail, while he gives her pussy service and tries to manage his own pleasure with his left hand:

abject cunnilingus devil licks pussy as his femdom Christian warrior woman stands commandingly erect

Artist not known, but if you click for the bigger image you can sort of make out a signature that might be something like “J. Land” or “J. Lad” or “J. Lard” and a 1997 date.

devil-service-sig

Update: Thanks to the commenters who fleshed out the identity of this Uruguayan artist: Javier Gil.

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Nothing Like A Good Nymph Licking

Monday, December 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Via Kinky Delight, a nymph and satyr at play:

nymph getting her pussy licked

This is “Satyr Satisfies Nymph” by Arthur Fischer, dating to 1900. Here’s a less-cropped version with possibly-more-pleasing color balances:

more nymph-pussy licking

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He Licks Her

Wednesday, September 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

This nifty animation comes via Molly Ren’s Stuffies:

lickher

The artist is Glub On It, who takes commissions! (And says it’s a work in progress.)

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A Taste Of The Flesh

Wednesday, July 30th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

vintage cunillingus photo

Is he some sort of orthodox priest? Naughty, naughty priest!

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Licked Into Bliss

Thursday, February 20th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

She shows every sign of enjoying his oral attentions:

bliss-girl-enjoys having her pussy licked in cunnilingus

Picture is from Teen Mega World.

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Paying The Dentist

Thursday, February 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

I can’t tell whether this dentist offers an unusually broad array of services, or whether he’s just flexible about the payment methods he accepts:

paying the dentist with sixty-nine

There are hints at the bottom of this image that it’s been cropped from a larger scene that includes a scroll and likely a caption. But I couldn’t turn up the uncropped picture, nor any attribution. Does anybody recognize the artist from that distinctive-looking style?

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Tasting Eve

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Once Adam tasted Eve’s fruit, he could never get enough of it:

tasting eve's pussy - biblical cunnilingus in the garden of eden

Image is “The Lost Paradise”, artist unknown.

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Sexually Suggestive Gesture Take 3

Friday, December 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Six years ago I blogged about a certain sexually suggestive gesture. Now, in this more enlightened age of the ubiquitous Tumblr .gif, I’ve got a better example of it to show:

lickingit

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Dominating Justice

Monday, August 26th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

There’s a certain resonance with current affairs in this bit of internet art, at least the way I’m interpreting it:

Statue of Liberty makes Lady Justice her bitch: bound, still blindfolded, scales cast aside, providing sexual services

Found here, and the artist appears to be “fleatrollus”, about whom I could discover little.

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Underneath Her

Thursday, April 5th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

There’s an awful lot of power dynamic going on in this ancient vintage photo/postcard. It’s an unusual posture for simple cunnilingus, that’s all I’m gonna say:

woman kneeling on a table with her pussy over a man\'s face

From Usenet.

 

“Checking Her Blood Sugar”

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Well, the excuse is certainly creative. But what else are you going to say, when the janitor catches the two of you in your classroom, naked on the floor with the lights off?

James Madison High School teacher Alini Brito said she was getting an insulin shot from co-worker Cindy Mauro when a janitor saw her naked from the waist up with another nude teacher kneeling between her legs.

Brito, a diabetic, told investigators she started feeling ill and asked her French teacher colleague to “check her blood sugar,” according to the report.

“Let’s go upstairs,” Mauro said, according to the report. “I have sugar and candy in my room.”

By the time they got to Mauro’s classroom on the third floor, Brito said her “knees got weak,” so she lay down on the floor.

Brito took off her sweater and Mauro placed it under her colleague’s head, Brito said in the report, then Mauro put a chair under Brito’s legs “to aid her circulation.”

Brito said Mauro was kneeling next to her with the lights off when the janitor popped in. Mauro was fully clothed, Brito told investigators.

The janitor, who said he saw two topless women rolling around on the floor, summoned school safety officer Ruth Reyes.

She described what she saw in Room 337 quite differently.

“[Brito] was naked on the floor… and I saw the blond between her legs, and when I opened the door, she looked up and told me to shut the door,” Reyes told investigators.

By the time Assistant Principal Jodie Cohen got to the room minutes later, she saw Brito “leaning against the teacher’s desk… and she seemed to be, like, zippering her boot and finishing buttoning her shirt.”

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What Is This I Don’t Even

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Entirely unsure what-all we are looking at here. But it looks like fun is being had:

vintage three person orgy: man standing on his head while licking pussy and having his cock and balls fondled

Found it at All Shapes And Sizes.

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Kissing The Widow Glass

Thursday, November 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

This panel from one of the ancient “eight page bible / Tijuana Bible ” comics clearly hearkens back to the era when a lot of men considered cunnilingus to be both distasteful and unmanly. More fools they! Normally I shy away from publishing anything that reinforces that sort of outmoded stupidities, but I’m making an exception in this case because of the empowered woman in the panel, and because I quite fancy the bit of accompanying doggerel verse even if the sentiment is vile:

kissing the widow glass

I flirted with the widow Glass —
by gosh, I lived to rue it!
She tried to make me kiss her as
her husband used to do it.

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Light As A Feather

Friday, September 3rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I’m struck by the athleticism of this feat of sixty-nine, as found (in uncropped form) at Kinky Delight and drawn by one Marcello Dudovich:

sixty nine upside down

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“Bush Pilot”? Srsly?

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

I know it’s a biker subculture thang, but still:

bush pilot pussy-eating wings badge

Mostly this just brings me up short with the realization of how fast our culture has been changing sexually. Just a few short decades ago, even the outlaw subculture fringe thought cunnilingus was transgressive enough to celebrate with a merit badge. These days, you might as well wear an “I brush my teeth” sticker from the dentist’s office. Ho, hum, so what, who doesn’t?

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The Progression Of Kisses

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

It all started — doesn’t it always? — with an innocent little kiss:

lesbian kissing

But one kiss, as the wise will tell you, has the way of leading to more:

bondage pussy kissing

In this case, lots more.

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Smiling For The Camera

Monday, August 17th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

I wish this old vintage erotica “wallet photo” had a better image quality, but it will do. I like her smile for the camera:

woman smiling for the camera while she sits on a man\'s face and he tweaks her nipple

 
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