Happiness Is A Warm Nose
Monday, November 7th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
This 1918 woodcut by Max Svabinsky is titled In Paradise, and I gotta say… yeah, that checks out!
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Mark Davis, Pussy Enthusiast
Thursday, February 10th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Mark Davis is possibly more famous as a rope top or as a BDSM porn performer, but whatever his virtues in those roles, he’s also clearly a committed pussy licking enthusiast. Well spotted at Bondage Blog:
Photo originally from a long-ago scene at Sex And Submission.
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Pornocalypse… In My WordPress? No, In My Browser!
Tuesday, November 30th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Later update: Via commenters who are smarter than me, I have learned that WordPress doesn’t handle spell checking independently, relying instead on browser spell-check functionality. So my ire should have been directed at our dear old blue-nosed friends at Google.
Today I noticed that the dictionary used by the ErosBlog installation of WordPress knows how to spell the word “cunnilingus” and is perfectly happy to flag it when not spelled correctly. In order to do that, it has to “know” the correct spelling. But it refuses to suggest the correct spelling! The best it can do is to weakly suggest the word “ceilings”. I am not making this up:
Almost certainly this was not a deliberate choice of the WordPress coders. I don’t have time today to research the source of the spellcheck routine and library that causes this result, but since WordPress is open source, it’s likely to involve logic that was coded elsewhere. This is hardly new behavior in a software product; Violet Blue caught Microsoft doing it with Word’s spellcheck way back in 2007. Nor is this the first time ErosBlog has covered search invisibility, search suggestion censorship, and arbitrary sexy-keyword “blue lists” that have been widely shared for censorship purposes in the tech industry. My guess is that WordPress is just one of the many software products that lazily or unthinkingly incorporates a library built around one of those ancient and stale blue lists.
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Japanese Precision Face-Sitting
Wednesday, August 26th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
She’s in complete control of this face-sitting encounter and the look of perfect concentration on her face is exquisite. Done right, this project requires precision!
Indications here are that this image leaped the boundary from the Japanese-language porn internets in 2009 via a now-defunct tumblr called JapanSex.
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Careful Cunnilingus
Sunday, January 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
This cautious bit of lesbian pussy licking is from the January 1982 issue of Adult Cinema Review:
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Licked By Mechanical Tongues
Saturday, January 12th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
There is a device marketed as an “oral sex toy for women” that consists of a bunch of soft mechanical tongues on a rotating wheel. The one shown here is a cheap Chinese knockoff, so I figure it’s only fair I stole their image from AliExpress:
My favorite sex toy retailer does not carry even the reputable brand of these things, which is a worrying hint — if we needed one — that the concept is dubious. But I’m not precisely equipped to evaluate the device properly myself. I did get offered review product once, but The Nymph, who would have been the product tester, made it clear that there was only one very hard way that mechanical tongues were getting near her erogenous zones:
Mind you, I didn’t necessarily consider this a deal breaker. But when I explored that line of conversation, it turns out that she was speaking entirely rhetorically. So in the end, we did not pursue the “oral sex toy for women” review opportunity.
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Picasso’s Pillow Girls: She Can’t Watch
Sunday, November 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
I really like the detail in this lesbian scene by Pablo Picasso of the woman holding her hands over her eyes, as if the whole business is just too embarrassing to be survived with eyes wide open:
Pablo Picasso titled this Scène érotique when he drew it in 1902.
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Dream Of A Bachelor-Party Pussy-Eating Class
Thursday, July 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
I wanted to read this article by sex educator and burlesque performer Fancy Feast about her time working in sex toy sales because she billed it on social media as “a rant about sex positivity under capitalism” which is at least a little bit in the ErosBlog wheelhouse. It’s a good and wide-ranging article, too; you should go read it. I’m not even going to attempt to summarize, characterize, bloviate, or respond.
I do, however, want to highlight one paragraph of imagery that holed me below the waterline. We may think that we’ve come a long way in terms of gender equality, but socially? Naw. She’s talking about a point in her career where she was head of educational programming for the sex-positive sex toy store she worked for, mostly selling blow job workshops. But even though people would ask for cunnilingus workshops, they couldn’t sell enough tickets for the classes to make. She explains that most of the classes for the blowjob workshops were women who had been somehow convinced they need BJ skills to get and keep a man. Then she points out that women also worry about the oral sex they receive. But do men worry about giving it? It’s not a question she tries to answer per se, but what she does say is telling:
I try to imagine a bachelor party coming into the store for a celebratory cunnilingus event, the groom-to-be adorned in a crown of stylized, glittery cunts. Each man gingerly entering the room, wrapping a hand around a complimentary craft beer for the comfort of a familiar object. Each of them nervous that there is some secret out there to pussy eating that the other men aren’t telling, each of them worried that their girlfriends and wives or Tinder dates will leave them for someone who sucks clit better. I imagine each participant – the groom’s brother, his fiancé’s best guy friend, his cousins – adorned with vulva necklaces, sucking on ripe peaches and juicy mangoes, sitting on foldout chairs in a room of men, howling with laughter and cheering each other on as they practice tongue techniques. Thinking about this makes my heart ache.
Yeah. That’s like, so not happening. By which I mean, of course, that in my calcified imagination I can’t see it happening in what remains of my lifetime. Although it’s also true that we live in an age of wonders, and I am astonished every day…
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Cunnilingus — And She’s Holding His Head
Sunday, January 7th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
It’s really quite rare to see vintage erotic art that centers female pleasure to this extent. I mean, our dude is obviously not reluctant or anything; he’s buried his face in her pussy with vigor and intent. But she’s clearly enjoying herself, urging him onward with a firm hand:
Once again this is artwork from an unidentified artist, thought to be “‘Wighead’“, illustrating Ode a Venus aka Ode au Vagin by Clovis Hugues.
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Demanding Pussy Service From The Devil
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
I find this an amusing twist on the default imagery of ravishing devils and demons. It looks to me like our intrepid female warrior for God has got this demonic figure fully under her thumb. All she has to do is stand commandingly erect and tug on his tail, while he gives her pussy service and tries to manage his own pleasure with his left hand:
Artist not known, but if you click for the bigger image you can sort of make out a signature that might be something like “J. Land” or “J. Lad” or “J. Lard” and a 1997 date.
Update: Thanks to the commenters who fleshed out the identity of this Uruguayan artist: Javier Gil.
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Nothing Like A Good Nymph Licking
Monday, December 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Via Kinky Delight, a nymph and satyr at play:
This is “Satyr Satisfies Nymph” by Arthur Fischer, dating to 1900. Here’s a less-cropped version with possibly-more-pleasing color balances:
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Command Performance
Saturday, May 30th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Art is by Bill Ward.
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Licking Her Very Well
Sunday, December 21st, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Via Kinky Delight:
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Wednesday, September 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
This nifty animation comes via Molly Ren’s Stuffies:
The artist is Glub On It, who takes commissions! (And says it’s a work in progress.)
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A Taste Of The Flesh
Wednesday, July 30th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Is he some sort of orthodox priest? Naughty, naughty priest!
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Licked Into Bliss
Thursday, February 20th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
She shows every sign of enjoying his oral attentions:
Picture is from Teen Mega World.
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Paying The Dentist
Thursday, February 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
I can’t tell whether this dentist offers an unusually broad array of services, or whether he’s just flexible about the payment methods he accepts:
There are hints at the bottom of this image that it’s been cropped from a larger scene that includes a scroll and likely a caption. But I couldn’t turn up the uncropped picture, nor any attribution. Does anybody recognize the artist from that distinctive-looking style?
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Tasting Eve
Tuesday, January 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Once Adam tasted Eve’s fruit, he could never get enough of it:
Image is “The Lost Paradise”, artist unknown.
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Sexually Suggestive Gesture Take 3
Friday, December 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Six years ago I blogged about a certain sexually suggestive gesture. Now, in this more enlightened age of the ubiquitous Tumblr .gif, I’ve got a better example of it to show:
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Dominating Justice
Monday, August 26th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
There’s a certain resonance with current affairs in this bit of internet art, at least the way I’m interpreting it:
Found here, and the artist appears to be “fleatrollus”, about whom I could discover little.
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Underneath Her
Thursday, April 5th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
There’s an awful lot of power dynamic going on in this ancient vintage photo/postcard. It’s an unusual posture for simple cunnilingus, that’s all I’m gonna say:
From Usenet.
“Checking Her Blood Sugar”
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Well, the excuse is certainly creative. But what else are you going to say, when the janitor catches the two of you in your classroom, naked on the floor with the lights off?
James Madison High School teacher Alini Brito said she was getting an insulin shot from co-worker Cindy Mauro when a janitor saw her naked from the waist up with another nude teacher kneeling between her legs.
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Brito, a diabetic, told investigators she started feeling ill and asked her French teacher colleague to “check her blood sugar,” according to the report.
“Let’s go upstairs,” Mauro said, according to the report. “I have sugar and candy in my room.”
By the time they got to Mauro’s classroom on the third floor, Brito said her “knees got weak,” so she lay down on the floor.
Brito took off her sweater and Mauro placed it under her colleague’s head, Brito said in the report, then Mauro put a chair under Brito’s legs “to aid her circulation.”
Brito said Mauro was kneeling next to her with the lights off when the janitor popped in. Mauro was fully clothed, Brito told investigators.
The janitor, who said he saw two topless women rolling around on the floor, summoned school safety officer Ruth Reyes.
She described what she saw in Room 337 quite differently.
“[Brito] was naked on the floor… and I saw the blond between her legs, and when I opened the door, she looked up and told me to shut the door,” Reyes told investigators.
By the time Assistant Principal Jodie Cohen got to the room minutes later, she saw Brito “leaning against the teacher’s desk… and she seemed to be, like, zippering her boot and finishing buttoning her shirt.”
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What Is This I Don’t Even
Tuesday, January 11th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Entirely unsure what-all we are looking at here. But it looks like fun is being had:
Found it at All Shapes And Sizes.
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Kissing The Widow Glass
Thursday, November 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
This panel from one of the ancient “eight page bible / Tijuana Bible ” comics clearly hearkens back to the era when a lot of men considered cunnilingus to be both distasteful and unmanly. More fools they! Normally I shy away from publishing anything that reinforces that sort of outmoded stupidities, but I’m making an exception in this case because of the empowered woman in the panel, and because I quite fancy the bit of accompanying doggerel verse even if the sentiment is vile:
I flirted with the widow Glass —
by gosh, I lived to rue it!
She tried to make me kiss her as
her husband used to do it.
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Light As A Feather
Friday, September 3rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I’m struck by the athleticism of this feat of sixty-nine, as found (in uncropped form) at Kinky Delight and drawn by one Marcello Dudovich:
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“Bush Pilot”? Srsly?
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
I know it’s a biker subculture thang, but still:
Mostly this just brings me up short with the realization of how fast our culture has been changing sexually. Just a few short decades ago, even the outlaw subculture fringe thought cunnilingus was transgressive enough to celebrate with a merit badge. These days, you might as well wear an “I brush my teeth” sticker from the dentist’s office. Ho, hum, so what, who doesn’t?
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The Progression Of Kisses
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
It all started — doesn’t it always? — with an innocent little kiss:
But one kiss, as the wise will tell you, has the way of leading to more:
In this case, lots more.
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Smiling For The Camera
Monday, August 17th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
I wish this old vintage erotica “wallet photo” had a better image quality, but it will do. I like her smile for the camera:
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