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Release The Hound!

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

This is taking puppy play to a whole new level:

brutus the leashed human hound dog is eager for the slavegirl hunt

brutus the human hound has finally found his slave girl prey

From an old Dofantasy comic called The Maid’s Leash: Into The Dungeon, by artist Deuce.

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Stuffed And Mounted: Linda, Lola, & Louise

Tuesday, October 16th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

This is from an ad for Lucky Tiger hair tonic in an old Esquire magazine:

girl trophies

Now, the “our product will help you catch girls” advertising line is as ancient as advertising, and treating women as trophies and/or loot in the imagery is a tradition just as venerable. A man sees; a man is not surprised. But still. Notice how the notional capes were generously cut so the trophies could be — dammit, the word is “mounted” — to display cleavage? Notice how the trophy nameplates are all girls from the “L” gallery of his extensive collection? Notice how the reader is invited to pick one out for himself? That asterisk is not helping, either; it leads to prose at the bottom of the ad that offers “a picture of Linda, Lola, and Louise suitable for framing” in exchange for a box top.

A different era. Me? Not so nostalgic for it.

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Hunting Rain DeGrey

Friday, August 10th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

It’s funny how these little cultural/mimetic loops can thrash about for years before eventually reifying themselves. Remember Hunting For Bambi — the great “pay to hunt women with paint guns” breathless internet scandal of 2003 that I reminisced about a few months ago? That turned out to be real (as in, there was a porn made on that theme) but fake (there apparently weren’t any paying customers to do the hunting) and maybe-fake (it’s unclear if anybody actually ran naked through the woods getting shot at with paint guns, ouch).

Time marches on. Culture marches on. Memes breed and migrate and breed some more. The guys who used to do the once-notorious Insex.com bondage sex site are still out there. And so a decade passes until we get this, in connection with what is, I’m guessing from other hints in the twitter feed, a shoot for BDSM porn site Hard Tied:

Cultural/memetic progression doesn’t happen in a vacuum, of course. Notice in the final tweet the reference to the credit card processors? Even your porn is subject to the influence of the ogliarchic mega-banking corporations.

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Is It Bunny Girl Season Already?

Sunday, May 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

OK, memory quiz time. Who here is left in the sex blogging community who remembers back in 2003 when the entire mainstream press and much of the blogosphere went into a meltdown shit-frenzy over a clever viral marketing campaign for a softporn video called Hunting For Bambi? Women running around naked in the desert being shot at with paint-ball guns, and the viral hook was to present it, falsely, as if it were an ongoing misogynistic “sport” that men could go and pay to participate in, rather than as the one-off staged fetish event with paid performers (to make the porny video) that it actually appears to have been. Pretty much everybody took the bait, the hook, the line, and the sinker. (Yeah, me too. I was still a noob.)

Of course the marketing for the video was also deliberately and painfully misogynistic. “Men Hunting Naked Women. It’s About Fuck’n Time!” was just one of the slogans. And so, inevitably, there was much clucking and much waggling the Public Finger of Disapproval.

Times change. Time marches on. We (slowly) get over ourselves. These days, if you try to do the same kind of girl-hunting thing as pure porn, with bunny girls pretending to be scared and female “hunters” with fake guns, you’ll be lucky if anybody even notices. Just ask Action Girls, because they did it:

totally buck-naked bunny girls about to be hunted

sexy topless bunny girls scatter in badly-acted mock fear before the hunt begins

naked bunny girls running for the bushes

nude bunny girls head for the trees as fast as their legs will carry them as the huntress lowers her weapon and prepares to shoot

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Hunting For Bambi

Monday, July 14th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

Wow. It’s amazing what horny monkeys can get up to.

Here’s a new commercial sport for you: Hunting for Bambi. For a large sum of money, you can go out into the Nevada desert and hunt naked women with paint ball guns. (You get the guns; they get a pair of sneakers and a powerful financial incentive to try to avoid getting shot. They do not get protective gear.)

hunting for bambi promo images

As expected, the chattering classes are not happy about this. Here’s some typical news coverage, complete with dire warnings from mental health professionals that this sort of silliness could turn someone into a serial killer. Yeah, right.

The players, meanwhile, appear to be having good old fashioned dirty American fun. Heck, the ladies who get paid to be naked prey even come back and do it again:

“I’ve done this three times,” says Nicole, one of the three women allowing themselves to be shot at. Two other women, Gidget and Skyler, claim they have done this seven times.

The woman begin stripping down to their tennis shoes and start running to dodge the paint balls that go buzzing by.

“We got a hit,” said George Evanthes, who just shot and hit one of the women in the behind. “It was sexy. Let’s put it that way,” said Evanthes.

Gidget is the one who took the paint ball shot to the rear. She says, “It hurt. It really hurt. I didn’t think it was going to be that bad.” When asked if she cried she says,”yeah, a little bit.”

So why do women agree to strip down and run around the desert dodging paint balls? Nicole says it’s good money. “I mean it’s $2,500 if you don’t get hit. You try desperately not to and it’s $1000 if you do,” said Nicole.

If you follow the link to the news story, they have video footage of the game, complete with very realistic squeals of pain when the paintballs hit tender areas. Of course all the nude scenes are pixellated, but one girl does reveal a buttock to show off her vivid bruise.

Update: There is increasing evidence that the events described were staged to sell videos, and that no paying hunts ever actually took place. I’m not sure that makes this a hoax for ErosBlog purposes, given that the naked women filmed running around in the desert were actually running around in the desert, but it does put the story in a different light.

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