Taking The Strap-On In Turns
Tuesday, March 29th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
They take turns with the strap-on dildo, it’s only fair:
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Communication And Buttsex
Saturday, June 22nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
I found this Cheer Up, Emo Kid webcomic floating around loose on the internet:
Whilst I was trying to track down the canonical source link, I kept finding more copies of it on various comic “fail” blogs or with “fail” captions. I am bemused by this. Certainly there has been a failure of communication in a narrow technical sense. But he’s learning several valuable lessons all at once and having an unexpected new experience, how can that be “fail”?
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Tuesday, December 4th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Here are just a few paragraphs from Maggie Mayhem’s poetic and insightful Getting Real About Strap-Ons. I certainly learned more about what “doin’ it right” ought to look and feel like than ever I got from viewing random bits of thoughtless porn:
I’ll have strapped myself into the 117-step process that rivals that of the skydiving process, slid nothing but “The Cadillac Of Cock” into the ring, checked my hips, checked my dong, turned around to make sure the butt part was right (cause sometimes that gets criss-crossed and you should start over because it will chaff) and I realize that I’m totally ready to go. It’s time. It is totally time for me to the one in charge of the thrusting and the pacing and the entry and the stuff astronauts worry about pretty much.
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And then the moment when you stop and make your best Prince face in the mirror with a sideways stare as you move to grab your member firmly for the first time. It’s like the final step to fully complete the animation process. It starts out at first as a novel feature, something to be giggled at with delight as the laws of physics are studied experimentally. But then, when you remember the task at hand, you have to ignite magic and pull the startup cord up in the brain.
That all happens when you clench your fist around that dick and turn your strap-on on. And maybe that silliness comes from digging back into your brain for those same muscles that turned cardboard boxes into pirate ships and sticks into swords and you were so good you could feel salty air on your cheeks indoors in a landlocked place.
I’ll show you transubstantiation.
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Verbal Self-Defense, Anal Edition
Thursday, April 7th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
A tweet from @AdeleHaze:
Got harrassed in the street with offer of anal sex. Informed the dickhead that I had a plastic cock and lots of lube if he was keen.
Too gentle, though. Dude wouldn’t have offered lube if things played out the way he meant it…
Here Comes The Strap-On!
Friday, November 26th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
This YouTube clip from the TV show Weeds can’t be embedded, which is no skin off my nose as I am not a big fan of embedding things that won’t be here a few months later anyway. But it’s worth linking nonetheless, just for watching the rapid deterioration of the smug look on his face as she pulls out her strap-on and starts strapping it on…
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Big Peg
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
I am not sure what this girl is saying as she smiles back over her shoulder, but out of sympathy for Mr. Asterisk, I am hoping it’s something like “Would you please pass the butter?”
Found this bit of pegging art on Usenet.
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Monday, September 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
This happy bit of lovingly-drawn prostate stimulation is in honor of Violet Blue’s pegging post and column from last week:
From Usenet.
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