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June 11th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Bacchus’s First Rule Of The Internet

Recently I became aware of an ironic lapse: the most succinct statement of Bacchus’s First Rule that exists on the internet is to be found in a two-year-old tweet on somebody else’s server. Doh!

By embedding the tweet here, I am trying to live by my own Rule. A side benefit is that I’m putting it somewhere that’s easier to find and link to. It’s true that the embedded tweet still depends on access to Twitter’s servers for styling information, but the text will still be here if Twitter’s servers go away. (By “here” I mean “on my server for as long as I have one” and subsequently in whatever archives of ErosBlog may persist.)

I should note that sometimes these days I phrase the rule a little bit differently than I did at first. The “at your own domain” phrasing comes from an era when search engine optimization (SEO) loomed larger in my thinking. Why create content that will generate search traffic to another domain instead of to your own? But focusing on the domain name can be somewhat misleading.

One reason is that in these modern times, search engines can’t be trusted to reliably send traffic to web locations that aren’t in their corporate-partner data-silo complexes, especially if the content is disfavored, like dirty porn or instructions for downloading stuff. SEO has become a mug’s game for the most part; it’s necessary but not sufficient to guarantee your web presence. You can’t disregard it entirely but it’s a will-o-wisp that will mire you in the swamp if you make it your guiding star.

But that’s actually a side issue. The core of the problem with putting your creative output on free blog hosting services and what we’ve come to call “social networking sites” never was maintaining visibility; often, the social networking sites will send you more traffic than you ever could hope to get on your own. No, at the heart of the problem is control. And for that, you want your own server more than you want your own domain, because the server is more important to your own control and (if you want it) long-lived web presence.

Your “ownership” of a domain name is anyway a somewhat fragile thing; a domain can be fairly easily taken away by litigation or state action. The two things you can actually control are your files and the server that hosts them. What gives your web presence its best hope of permanence is you being the owner of your own server or, more commonly, being a lessee of server space from some commodity hosting provider who can be instantly replaced when (if) they stop respecting your prerogatives. If you keep your files in order (fresh backups!) you can get new server space in under four hours; hosting businesses are highly competitive and eager for your money. So now I tend to state the rule this way:

Bacchus’s First Rule Of The Internet: “Anything worth doing on the internet is worth doing on your own server that you control.”

2022 update: Never build your house on someone else’s land.

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June 10th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

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June 10th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Pornocalypse Comes, WordPress.com Edition

Here’s a person who had their personal D/s blog deleted from WordPress.com (the blog hosting service, not the .org self-hosted blogging software) and has been utterly unable to get any explanation except for form letter responses about the terms of service. From WordPress.com hostile to kink?, this excerpt:

I would respect them if they said “we don’t want mature content, period”. But I refuse to support a company that wants to be perceived as mature-friendly, but secretly kicks out kinky bloggers for subjective, undocumented and arbitrary reasons. That’s just dishonest.

The pornocalypse comes for us all. And anything worth doing on the internet is worth doing on your own server that you control.

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June 9th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Bouncy Buttplugs

One of the funnest things about looking at sex toy advertising is that it’s a literature full of joyful absurdity. Case in point: A sex ball called the Rough Rider. Remember those bouncing ball toys with handles that are for riding?

riding balls

They are not unheard of for use in porn as well:

(Yes, folks, that’s the infamous Bat Pussy!)

Back to the Rough Rider. You just know you’ll look like a rough rider indeed when you’re bouncing on one of these:

rough rider bouncy ball with buttplug dildo for fucking yourself in the ass

Yes, my friends, if personal dignity is not on your agenda (and anyway, who really has dignity while they have a dildo up their ass?) you can use one of these to fuck yourself in the butt with extra bouncy-bouncy action!

Frankly I’m surprised that the world is not full of femdom porn where men are humiliated by being forced to bounce around the dungeon on one of these while being whipped by dominatrices. Yes, I looked (cursorily). No, I did not find any. Perhaps you’ll do better.

Pro-Tip: If your local sex ball seller is out of stock, you could always get you a robust suction-cup-attached sex toy to improve the bouncy ball you can buy at a regular toy store.

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June 7th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Play With Your Food

You gotta wonder how this pretzel-dog poster ever got approved. Mormons, maybe?

penis preztel dog

Remember, now: Lick, don’t bite.

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June 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Caught Between Two Vibrators

You’ve heard of a “buzz kill”? Well, I think this may be the “happy BDSM” opposite of that:

dude\'s penis is trapped between two Hitachi vibrators as he\'s jacked off in bondage though his underwear

It’s from Men On Edge, so you needn’t worry; Kurt Von Ryder’s undies come off real fast. In the member’s area there’s a good closeup of the same two-powerful-vibrators-on-a-boner game, only with his underwear gone and replaced by nothing more than a thin coat of lube — like this shot from the shoot but in much closer focus.

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June 5th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Riot Police Spanking Justice

With the recent spate of ultraviolent Turkish riot police imagery all over social networking and the media, it seems a good time to mention the political street art Spanking Blog found last week, starring the iconic figure Lady Justice (complete with blindfold, scales, and a broken sword) getting a baton ass-beating from a riot cop:

justice takes a beating

It’s by an Irish artist known by his “ADW” tag.

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