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December 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Women Being Mean To Each Other

Given all the talk of men, women, and their relative roles and statuses in the making of BDSM porn, I sometimes find it amusing to pull out an authentic bit of F/F/f BDSM porn that’s as rough and raw as most of the stuff that gets everybody jumping up and down when it’s a man swinging the whip:

bound and whipped by other women

It comes from this shoot … and if you’re curious, I believe the implausibly large-looking metal object being shoved up her bum in this photo is an electrified toy called The Samurai (previously featured here).

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September 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

A Shocking Intrusion

Ever wonder what one of those hella-expensive electrified dildos feels like going in, the ones with the two different conductive surfaces on each side and the fancy electronic control box that lets the user (or the person with the controller, not necessarily the same person) vary the joltage?

Well, it would be an expensive experiment; electrosex gear doesn’t come cheap. But as part of my ongoing fascination with facial expressions, I was rathah amused by this “cheerleader punishment” video from Wired Pussy:

wired pussy electrosex movie

The plot summary — and it’s worth noting here that Kink.com has never been very good at hiring anybody who can write a sensitive and sexy prose description of one of their smokin’ hot scenes — is said to be this: “Coach Madeline likes to take a hands on approach with her cheerleading team so when Chloe starts slacking off on practice Madeline corners her in the locker room to whoop her back into shape. Hot lesbian BDSM roleplay with electro action.”

Urk. The movie, even though it’s just a jumped up 2-minute teaser, is better than that description makes it sound, trust me.

So anyway, the part that got my attention was about 20 seconds in. Mistress Madeline pulls out a PES Samurai curved electric dildo and starts giving Chloe the electrified business. And my oh my, does Chloe feel it:

the face of a woman with an electrified dildo up her pussy

shocked face of a woman with an electric probe up her pussy

pain and outrage of a woman with a hot electrified pussy dildo in her

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August 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Ambition

“Damn, honey. I think we’re going to need some more lube…”

shortage of lube, plenty of ambition

From Explicite Art.

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August 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Anal Swizzle Sticks

I have — this will not be news — a perverse bent, so I laughed when I saw the product title “Anal Swizzle Sticks“. When I saw the admonition in the product description “just don’t leave these lying around the wet bar when your in-laws visit” my mind immediately began to work on drink recipes:

cheap anal silicone toys

They are cheap enough to use for pranks (chilling them in a bowl of ice water and then using them as intended might be a good prank, though if I were you I’d make sure your exit lanes were clear first, or use handcuffs) but they are almost ten inches long, so for tacky drinks, you’d need to start with a cartoonishly large glass.

I’m pretty sure that before we finished taking this mixology thought experiment to its fullest and tackiest conclusion, we’d have something called a “Hershey Squirt” and it would have candy corn floating in it. So, on second thought, I’ll stop right here.

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May 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Her Eyes Were Bigger Than Her Stomach

Well, that’s not quite the right idiom, but “biting off more than she can chew” seems even more inapposite. Whatever, she seems to be having fun with this enormous black dildo:

big black cock and balls from The Stockroom

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May 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Another Hitachi Magic Wand Fan

When people ask (and they do, which is bizarre, but there it is) for vibrator advice, I always mention the Hitachi Magic Wand because it seems to have so many raving female fans. I just found another one:

The hitachi is my very most favorite sex toy, bar none. I broke three rabbits, bought other cute and buzzy things. I always thought that the hitachi was for grandmas. And then…I saw it in enough kink.com vids (seriously) that I became obsessed with knowing if it was really that good.

For Valentine’s day this year, I bought myself a hitachi. I then proceeded to come 18 times in one session (maybe 20-30 minutes long) and 19 times in 10 minutes the following day. I’m sort of inclined to multiples (not every woman is, and there’s nothing wrong with that) but HOLY GOD.

In short: Yes, I think the hitachi is THAT GOOD.

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January 2nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Putting the “Balls” In “Ball-Gag” Since 2009

For some reason, the new “Ballz Gag” strikes me as one of those concepts that nobody thought all the way through:

balls in her mouth

The photograph of the product in use is quite funny; the look on the woman’s face could earn her a place on a “PWNED” pic. However, a moment’s reflection is enough to make a fellow wonder, just who is PWNED in this picture? As the sales copy says:

Don’t think that you are in complete control though! Your partner may be the one with a pair of balls strapped to their face but if they decide to move, you have no choice but to follow, lest you want to lose your jewels.

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