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Cum On Their Faces

Thursday, September 5th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Can you even call it a porno these days if there isn’t a facial cumshot? Yeah, rhetorical question. But jizzing on three pretty faces at the same time? That still brings novelty to the scene. It also doesn’t hurt that they look a little bit like cum-hungry baby birds waiting to be fed:

three smiling pornstars waiting for cum to squirt onto their faces

waiting for hot sticky faces

From Kings Of Miami: The Penthouse at Collective Corruption.

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Her Jizz Trophy

Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

I’m not sure if our man is simply being well-behaved, or if his hands are bound behind his back to keep them out of her workspace. But either way, she has decided to take a triumphant photographic selfie-trophy of her excellent blowjob work:

femdom bondage blowjob as our triumphant fellatrix snaps a selfie of her mouth around his exploding dick and the cum he just spurted everywhere

Artist is Bow.

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And The Spunk Did Fly!

Friday, November 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

I believe our man owes Mistress Katy another pair of nice lace stockings, in addition to whatever else he may owe her:

man with his pecker in his hand just sent flying jizz all over femdom dominatrix Mistress Katy and her lovely lace stockings hose and lingerie

Photo is said to be from the Young Goddess femdom site that went defunct in 2011.

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His Cum Has A Flavor

Wednesday, August 4th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Boroka Bolls seems initially quite enthusiastic about getting a taste of this gentleman’s jizz:

Boroka Bolls sucking assiduously on rigid pornstar cock

But once she’s had it, she looks like she kinda wishes she hadn’t gotten it:

cum facial for Boroka Bolls and she does not like the taste

Photos appeared, I think, in one of the many Euro-porn publications under the Private brand.

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“…And It’s A Dessert Topping!”

Tuesday, January 19th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Much has been written about the many unintuitive benefits of semen, even if many of the claims over the years have been jokey, implausible, or make you wonder “Hey, did a dude make this idea up?” But one thing I have not seen claimed is the idea that jizz makes a good leather conditioner. This enthusiastic hand-job lady, however, seems pleased enough to try it out for that purpose on her leather jacket!

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High School Blowjob: The Geyser

Sunday, January 3rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Amethyst from Amethyst Undone writes about an unexpected pitfall of learning to give a blowjob in the 1990s:

Giving head meant you not only liked him, you really liked him, but you also ran less of a risk of being labeled a slut because you hadn’t given it up entirely — obviously you still has self respect! — but you also weren’t a cock tease and your poor boyfriend or boy du jour also wouldn’t face the tragic, horny abyss of ‘blue balls’. It was not simply a requisite, an expectation that you’d suck dick but also that you’d swallow because “only whores spit”. Again, lots of logic here. Where were we getting our information?

The most memorable blowjob of my youth, and really what sparked my complicated relationship with semen, occurred the summer after twelfth grade. It was also the first night I’d ever spent with a boy.

His shirt came off, then mine and his hand put my hand on the bulge in his jeans. This was it. I slipped down his body and off couch to kneel between his thighs. He lay back, one arm behind his head the other draped casually over his stomach. His hips lifted as his jeans and shorts came down and his cock sprung free. Tense, hard and cut, he was a perfect God for just a moment and I was his eager and determined worshipper. Forget the shitty knuckle tattoos and jagged appendix scar, he was perfect and his cock was already weeping. This would be a slam dunk.

The perfect, glistening beads of precum were just he beginning. I worked him over like a champ until he was damp with sweat and sucking air through his teeth, sitting up, pushing my hair off my face. He uttered a staccato announcement of his impending orgasm, a rushed and stuttering warning as he pulled his cock from my lips and let loose an impossibly large load onto my lips and chin.

To say he came furiously would not do it justice. Rope after rope of creamy cum flowed from his cock and it wasn’t stopping so I took him back into my mouth and began swallowing as he howled. Then something went terribly wrong. We somehow got out of synch because suddenly I couldn’t keep up. What had started as a fountain of ambrosia was now a burning geyser of hell fire, choking me and forcing its way into my sinuses. Determined not to appear a novice, I gagged it down but with a shuddering cough the worst happened: it came out my nose. The look on his face was sheer horror and I can understand why. When I imagine the scene from his point of view it would have been all red weeping eyes, smeared mascara, a river of semen from my nose joining the froth already on my chin all with a pained grimace and dry heaves.

In his defense he gallantly pulled out and handed me his shirt. Without thinking, I blew my nose in it. And that, dear readers, officially killed the mood. I was mortified, he was kind about it. He stayed the night and there was much better success in the morning…

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A Cooling Fountain Of Spooge

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

dick and shower of cum street art graffiti

A long time ago I posted a smaller version of this street art. Today I can repost in a better size and with an attribution (from here) to an Australian street artist known as Lush. There’s a bit of a Lush interview also to be found at that link.

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Alternative Baptism

Thursday, July 16th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

From Kinky Delight:

baptizing her pussy with semen

Artwork is by Claudio Trinca.

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Squirting Cum Lube

Tuesday, September 10th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

It’s no secret that some people have a sexual appetite for playing with cum that exceeds the volume of cum one man can readily produce on any given evening. Lining up more men to produce more cum is certainly possible, but can be logistically challenging and/or tiresome; and sometimes — amazingly — there’s a shortage of ready volunteers. Thus is born the market demand filled by a product called Squirting Cum Lube:

squirting semen lube

The new Squirting Cum Lube is specially designed and colored to duplicate the appearance and the feel of real cum! This water-based lubricant can be used inside a realistic squirting cock dildo, on a genuine real life cock for stimulation, or to lube up a dildo or vibrator for easy insertion.

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Her Sticky Face

Monday, July 1st, 2013 -- by Bacchus

I’m trying to figure out the expression on her face. Neither lust nor pleasure, not quite disgust — perhaps, bemusement?

girl with cum on her face

That’s Audrianna Angel from Nasty Little Facials.

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A Blowjob At His Desk

Friday, December 21st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Penny Pax in a rope bondage harness kneeling to give a man a blowjob

So I’ve been rummaging around in the paid area at Sexually Broken, and … no, wait.

I’ve got some rambling to do. But, as I ramble, I’m going to keep dropping pretty pictures of this dude who is “slaving away” (ha!) at his desk while getting a bondage blowjob from Penny Pax:

Penny Pax kneeling in bondage with her face in a dude

Let me just be right up front here and say that I really strongly dislike the name of this porn site. For me “broken” means something like “irreparably damaged” (not sexy to me) or it means something like “forcibly tamed” (think unruly wild horses) which doesn’t map very well in my personal fantasy-space to any BDSM fantasies that could rescue it from being too creepy when applied to, you know, actual human women with the capacity to consent (or not).

Penny Pax on her knees in a bondage deep throating pose

So, that’s the name. The actual content, though, I like rather a lot better. It’s a rough-sex sort of approach that uses bondage to facilitate the fucking, with a lot of black-diamond-difficulty deep throating, athletic high-energy sweat-and-drool-and-cum squishy-messy sex, and “forced” orgasms facilitated by big powerful vibrators and bondage helplessness. It’s sex you watch for the sheer spectacle of the thing, more than sex you (meaning “middle-aged, moderately-kinky, very lazy persons like me”) actually are likely to engage in. The high energy on display reminds me a bit of the porn style they used to call “gonzo”, but in the bit of rummaging about the site that I’ve done so far, I haven’t spotted any of the hateful elements (the contemptuous spitting and slapping, the pointless verbal abuse) that always ruined gonzo porn for me. What’s more, some of the Sexually Broken movies contain enough pre-and-post-action interviews to make it clear (as gonzo porn rarely did) that the models are happy to be there and comfortable with the menu of shoot activities. The bondage, too, is kind of refreshing in its single-minded focus; there’s less of (not none, but less of) the whippings and canings and floggings, and a lot more of the “in these ropes you’ll be helpless to avoid being ridiculous amounts of pleasure inflicted on you” sexual purpose that BDSM-y fetish porn too-frequently lacks.

Penny Pax on her knees in bondage and preparing to service a man at his desk

So, what does any of that have to do with brokenness? I dunno, I’m still not seeing it. But Sexually Broken has an “About” page that takes a whack at it, and if the name doesn’t make sense to me, the least I can do is let them take their own shot at explaining to the rest of you what they mean by it:

Matt Williams takes wanton beauties, ties them in breath taking positions, and systematically blows their minds sexually.

The girls are bound helplessly in predicaments they have never explored before. Weights are hung from their nipples and their tongues are forced out of their mouth. Matt Williams slides his massive hard cock down their throats till they can’t breath. He only lets them breath when he’s ready and then he begins pounding the backs of their throats. That’s not where it ends though. Matt continues to fuck them in each of their holes. He uses toys to take them to heights they’ve never been to before. In the end he leaves them Sexually Broken.

Updated three times weekly with full HD content, Sexually Broken is the place to find truly original hardcore sex.

For me, the pretty pictures don’t stop being pretty just because I can’t quite parse somebody’s porn site naming/marketing decision:

Penny Pax after a hardcore bondage blowjob with cum and drool on her chin

And I suppose it’s time to confess: I don’t really ever get tired of seeing Penny Pax on my computer screen. I’m a sucker for porn blondes with pretty eyes, what can I say?

Penny Pax post-blowjob looking at the camera with her big pretty blue eyes

But seriously, does this woman look sexually broken to you? Frankly I don’t even think she looks dented — to me she’s got that “really, mister, that foreplay was nice and all and I could use a breather, but I’m far from done here — what else you got?” look in her eyes:

Penny Pax gives us her sad-puppy face as she waits for some more hard core bondage fucking

I suppose I should explain that the “blowjob under the desk” scene we’ve been looking at comes from the November 19 update, where the update title is “Apartment 345: A Feature Presentation of Real Life Fantasies From Your Favorite Porn Stars!” It’s a real 45-minute porn movie (not just the more-common “a girl, a guy, a set, a rough bondage sex scene”) framed as Penny’s real fantasies, acted out for your viewing pleasure. And the plot is: she comes home horny, she rides in the elevator with some menacing men who get her erotic imagination going, she imagines one of them pushing into her apartment behind her and making her his abject sex slave for the next eight hours. There are at least five major bondage sex scenes (depending on how you count) of which the one we’ve been viewing so far is perhaps the third. In the last one, she actually gets a little bedraggled looking:

Penny Pax is still prettier than a drowned rat even when she

But that’s because (as the sales copy puts it) “he fucks her from behind while dunking her head underwater in the bathtub. She cums so hard…” Which makes (as you can imagine) a pretty edgy and intense bondage sex scene. Closed track, professional driver, et cetera.

After all of which she no doubt actually wanted and needed a bath, and the hot water was right there, right? You’ve got to love intense porn that shows you a bit of the self-care “after”:

Penny Pax taking a hot bath after her bondage sex shoot, smiling and showing off her rope marks

But: “broken”? No. Just no. She’s not broken. And for me that’s a good thing.

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Tumbled Cumshot Porn

Saturday, October 9th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I was running through a vein of Tumblrs this morning with a lot of cumshot porn that I can’t or won’t put here for various reasons. But then I thought, for what better reason did God in His Earthly Avatar Tim Berners-Lee implement the hyperlink?

  • This one made me laugh. She’s got a zucchini to masturbate with, and she’s not afraid to use it. And judging by the mess, he really likes to watch.
  • Two sleepy-looking girls in this photo are trying to lick the last drop of goodness out of this man’s cock. It’s the sort of scene most men figure they’ll never see even once in their lives. It’s not that you couldn’t arrange a threesome — that can be done if you’re some combination of smooth and handsome and lucky and rich — but setting a scene that relaxed and loving? Not easy.
  • On the other hand, these two girls are just about to get the flavor and it looks like they are expecting something like liquified dog poo mixed with apple-scented dish detergent. Ladies, if you’re hating the idea so much, why are you there?
  • There’s a ton of fake cumshot porn out there where the ladies are drizzled with various mixtures of condensed milk, cornstarch, and so on; you can Google fake jizz recipes. Something about these two girls makes me think they vamped themselves up in the kitchen and posed for this shot to torture an absent young feller. It’s just got that “I’m posing for my facebook and my head is turned because my arm is stretched out with the camera in my hand” feel to it:

    girls covered in fake jizz

  • Here we have an over-capacity and overflow issue. And yet he’s still pumping!
  • This right here is the ultimate “happy girlfriend” post-blowjob look. I’m not saying there isn’t a professional photog out there who can’t get a paid model to look like that (that’s why we call them “professionals”) but I am saying it’s why people put so much time and effort into looking for real amateur porn on the web.
  • Aaaiiieeee! It burns!

I could go on like this for hours, but that’s enough to get started with.

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Dude, You Missed…

Thursday, October 7th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

And judging by the delight on her face, you lost the bet, too.

cum on her boobs

What was it, who does all the laundry for a month, the challenge being you couldn’t spurt in her mouth from 30 inches away? Gravity’s a motherfucker and you ain’t as young as you used to be…

Image found here.

 

Towel Boy? Oh, Towel Boy…

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

She’s been taught to smile. So, the brilliant and quite attractive smile stays fixed on her face.

But, she’d really like a towel now. And so she’s looking for the towel boy…

cute girl with cum on her face

The sticky cutie is Cherry Poppens in 1000 Facials Volume 3.

 
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