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Monday, June 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
This looks like the fixtures you would find on the secret door in the back of the coat closet at the gentlemen’s club. Trusted members only receive a key to the carefully-curated library of French pornography:
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Wednesday, October 27th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
An anal dildo, his cock, her finger — this woman has it all going on at the same time!
Photo came out of one of my ancient (2008) download directories, and all my forensic tools cannot force these declining remains of the open internet to admit the pic ever existed, much less tell me where it came from.
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Saturday, August 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Via Kinky Delight comes this image of a naked heroine getting entirely carried away by the possibilities of monster cock. I mean, he was constructed by a dude; it’s only logical that his endowment is generous, right?
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Tuesday, January 26th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Rain DeGrey has some thoughts about the all-surpassing importance (or not) of a hard dick:
Folks? It isn’t all about the dick. The dick has a mind of its own. You can not control the dick. It will be hard, soft, semi, working, ignoring you, hard as a rock in front of your grandma at Christmas and squishy pudding in front of that hot girl that you crave sawing in half with your cock. It is not to be counted on.
But men can’t talk about these things. As far as they can tell, they are the only ones with a dick that they can’t control. Every other male out there is just a rampant battering ram that is busy tattooing his initials on every available cervix.
Us women? We know better. We are the ones hanging out with the cock, we know how it goes. We don’t stress on dick half as much as men do. I have seen dick in all of its states. And I love it every which way. If you are not presenting as a battle ax ready to do some serious damage, you have fingers, tongues and best of all, your mind. Get creative! Free yourself from the limits of the cock box. There is more to you than just a dick.
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Sunday, January 10th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Dude, that’s got to tingle. But, what’s up with the knit undies?
Don’t worry, ladies and interested gentlemen! The weird underwear doesn’t stay on for long.
Photo credit: Men On Edge.
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Saturday, July 25th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
I have no idea what’s actually supposed to be going on in this scene from 2069: A Space Odyssey. But it hardly matters:
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Sunday, December 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Somebody is tired of his wandering penis, and so they want it well-marked:
Art is by Sean.
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Tuesday, October 29th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
There are quite a few bawdy or lewd corkscrews in this collection, but here’s the one that wins the prize for analogical directness:
Link via Silent Porn Star.
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Thursday, June 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
You’ve heard of a “buzz kill”? Well, I think this may be the “happy BDSM” opposite of that:
It’s from Men On Edge, so you needn’t worry; Kurt Von Ryder’s undies come off real fast. In the member’s area there’s a good closeup of the same two-powerful-vibrators-on-a-boner game, only with his underwear gone and replaced by nothing more than a thin coat of lube — like this shot from the shoot but in much closer focus.
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Saturday, March 2nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
She’s so fresh and innocent, she’s got to pause and think when she’s confronted with an erect penis. “Oh me, oh my, whatever should I do now?”
She looks like a smart young lady, I’m sure she’ll puzzle it out!
More artwork by Tom Sargent.
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Friday, November 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Well, I suppose this is one explanation for that slack-jawed look the actresses adopt in a certain style of over-produced porn:
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Friday, January 14th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
You know the rule, gentlemen. The one that says: “Nobody wants to see a picture of your dick on the internet, so keep it to yourself.”
I hesitate to bring this up, because far too many guys already think their junk is a special exception to the rule. Clue: it’s not.
And yet … just this one time … I think I may have found an exception. I’m not really qualified to say, but even I was thinking… well, just never you mind exactly what I was thinking.
Anyway. Some of you probably want to see this.
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Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
This is what we all like to see: skill, enthusiasm, professionalism, and gusto, as applied to the fine art of sucking a dick.
A little more of this in the world and there’d be a lot less nonsense.
Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I never knew that sex graffiti was such an interactive art form:
Via Street Art Sucks (although I’d say this bit more like, blows.)
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Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 -- by Dr. Faustus
I mean, I suppose I should really be off researching a challenging question posed by Bacchus in his recent post on twittering but before I get to this, I just have to share an image that showed up in a routine feature in the UK newspaper The Telegraph as part of their humorous “Sign Language” series of curious images found by Telegraph readers abroad.
The Italian text means something like “service here without tails.” Beyond that, I do not know what it means.
All I could think about was that it served as a fine graphical illustration of a point made by Bacchus in a classic post of his.
Bonus: I found this essentially at random following a link at Pharyngula which leads to a Telegraph story the interest of which is almost transparent for an ErosBlog audience.
Thursday, March 30th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a hilarious transcript of cybersex gone terribly … right? Some goon tries to pretend to be a master, but he seems to think it mostly involves virtual punches and namecalling. And then the hunter becomes the hunted:
mia: *gets out strap-on, and slips it on*
jblack: whoa
mia: *attaches 14″ dildo to strap-on*
mia: *lubes the dildo up*
jblack: where’s the girl? you’re going to fuck a girl right?
mia: you’re the girl. i’m going to fuck you.
jblack: master does not approve
mia: no, see. this whole time you’re under the assumption that i needed to be dominated
mia: the truth of the matter is, I do the dominating.
mia: and to prove it
mia: i’m going to fuck your cyber ass until it cyber bleeds
jblack: master says no
mia: no, YOUR MASTER says yes
mia: bend the fuck over
jblack: i don’t like this
mia: too fucking bad, worm. you’re gonna get it now
mia: *bends you over. spreads your ass.*
jblack: no i don’t want this
mia: he doesn’t WANT this, he says. what about what i said, before you cyber raped me, DICK?
mia: all i’m doing is what you did to me. you think that’s unfair?
jblack: yes
mia: and why is that
jblack: because i aint a fag
mia: oh but i am?
jblack: different. your a bitch
mia: no, actually, YOU’RE the bitch right now
mia: *slams my big dildo into your ass*
mia: oh that feels so good doesn’t it, bitch?
jblack: this is rape
mia: “shut up, bitch. enjoy it”
mia: oh yeah, you like that?
mia: you like Master’s cock?
*jblack has signed off*
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Friday, April 30th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
I have heard tales that some of the serious body modification guys have suffered foreign objects to be introduced under the skins of their penises, with the purpose and intent of creating small lumpy scars or bumps “for her pleasure”. Well, in the course of a long internet surfing life one eventually sees pictures of almost everything, and now I’ve been sent pictures of this. I cannot suffer the trauma alone, I must share:
As for me, I’d think the girls willing to try it would be way outnumbered by the ones who would shun it as diseased-looking. But perhaps I’ve merely led a sheltered life.
Sunday, January 4th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Time lapse photography of arousal, from “Dick? What Dick?” to “Ready, Ma’am!” in 30 seconds:
If you find the tiny pictures unsatisfying, you know the routine: give the small pic a little stimulation with your mouse and it will grow for you.
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