March 2nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Just ask him!
Transcript:
I’m great at sex. I come every time. I’m like 4,000 in a row or some ridiculous goddamn number. I’m gifted really, I guess!
My wife’s maybe a third as good as me. I don’t think she’s trying.
I asked her the other day, “what’s the fucking problem here, baby?”
She goes, “Well, for one thing, there’s a fat, sweaty guy laying on top of me!”
Well, that’d break my concentration. “Get off me, I’m trying to cum!”
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March 1st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Oh, man, you just know this blue-collar husband is getting so many extra Brownie points for remembering to steam clean the grease off his best engine hoist before setting up the sex swing for date night:
From somewhere on TikTok.
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February 29th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of internal monologue in a BDSM romance as an in-over-her-head submissive is far too late with a vital realization: “This man was a Dom, not a play toy.” Yes, honey, but there IS a play toy in this scene…
It’s like that old funny-because-it’s-true joke about playing poker. If you can’t spot the chump at the table, the chump is you. Likewise, if you can’t spot the play toy in the BDSM scene…
February 28th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
It’s not luck, so much as diligent training, that ensures our smug mistress has a man who speaks her love language:
Artwork is by Andy.
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February 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
It takes a bold monster fucker to take on two monsters at once:
Artwork is by LordCaciotta, perhaps.
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February 25th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a curvaceous catgirl submissive on TikTok proudly showing us the mouth-watering plate of food she had lovingly prepared and was about to serve to her master.
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February 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
There is much to admire in the rugged beauty of the women who actually play rugby, but you’ve got to admit these rugby chicks implausibly styled as 1970s British pinup models have their own charm:
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