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August 12th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

The Ultimate Handjob

Bawdy Blog asks “Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to get a hand job from a milkmaid? She’s a skilled professional when it comes to squeezing things and making white stuff come out…”

milkmaid-handjob

Bawdy Blog does not credit the image, but it appears to be a detail from a drawing called Milking Time by German artist Janus.

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August 11th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

The Myth Of Iron Man’s Solid Dick

This meme has been circulating for months on Twitter and Facebook and Pinterest and G+ and every other social media site where sharing funny pictures is possible:

Marvel has been around long enough that at one time solid dick was slang for straight talk

It’s given added plausibility by the fact that there really are a lot of old comic books out there full of ancient slang that’s become risible due to linguistic drift. (The extended storyline about Batman’s great boner is perhaps the most notorious.)

Unfortunately, the Captain America panel is fake. It has been artfully ‘shopped. Here’s what the panel looks like where it originally appeared in Captain America #176:

floppy dick

There are more scans from this storyline here if you want more context or need more persuading.

The meme has circulated so widely that it has quite thoroughly polluted any searches you might desire to make with respect to whether the linguistic assertion about “solid dick” is true. But I could find no evidence that “solid dick” ever meant anything like “straight advice.” Ironically, thanks to the meme having replicated its bad information very effectively, “solid dick” now may have taken on that meaning in actual usage, even without a historical precedent. It’s unclear whether this Urban Dictionary entry (post-dating the meme’s circulation) is merely somebody extending the joke, or whether it’s a user-submitted entry by someone who has come to believe the false message in the meme. This bit of fan art, however, seems to have been created by somebody who was genuinely infected by the meme without realizing it was false.

Moral: Memes don’t care about truth. A false one can infect your wetware just as quick as a true one, or sometimes even quicker. The strongest ones can warp reality until it more closely resembles their payload. Be careful, it’s rough out there!

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August 10th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Side-Eyed And Sneering

The 1980s were probably “peak sneer” in the female-dominant porn industry; dommes still sneer a lot in popular depictions, but it’s not as bad as it used to be. But what I had forgotten is that nobody can give side-eyeball like a bondage model:

bondage model side-eyes sneering domme

Via Bondage Blog.

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August 9th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Tormented By Four Demons

At least they’re friendly demons:

four-demons

Artist unknown.

 
August 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Clenched At The Sight Of It

I suppose it’s no surprise that this man’s butt cheeks look a little bit clenched:

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From a shoot for 30 Minutes Of Torment. (The monstrous butt plug is from scifi-nightmare dildo maker Bad Dragon, who recently obtained a measure of “we don’t need you any more” notoriety for killing their affiliate program and then announcing that they were closing the popular forums where they had formerly encouraged their fans and customers to congregate.)

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August 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

They Were Lonely

Whilst out for a stroll on a warm spring day, he met three pleasant and attractive sisters. They were, so they swiftly made plain, both bored and lonely, for want of the company of gentlemen. And thus it was that he passed a most pleasant afternoon among the sunshine and wildflowers and honey bees:

lonely-sisters

Via Kinky Delight.

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August 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

The Interlude In The Parlour

The sophisticated pleasures of sophisticated gentlemen with sophisticated eyewear:

gentlemen who wear monacles love blowjobs

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