Am skeptical that this would actually work on a dude with powerful hangups, but this (from a dead tumblr) would be worth a try. Work or not, the last line, at least, is Truth:

Girls, if you are having trouble getting your man to pleasure you with his face, casually ask him one day what his favorite sucker flavor is. Wait a few days. Then, outta nowhere, start sucking on them, again for a few days, but not during sex. Just randomly tell him that he was right, and they taste really, really good. Casually ask him at one point if he wants one. He eats it, and you remind him of how good it is and how right he was. Then get down on your knees, and blow him slop-style. Wait a few more days. Finally, be waiting for him when he comes home from wherever, and do this with that flavored sucker. Fully bald, clean asshole. The shoes, the whole nine-yards. If he doesn’t do it then, never will. Get a new one.

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Artist Lon Ryden leads off the Squick Or Squee 2012 weeklong extravaganza at Erotic Mad Science, with this charming drawing of the Gorgon playing with her toys:

(I chose that word “extravaganza” advisedly; Dr. Faustus says he’s newly commissioned all the images for this week-long event.)

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Clarisse Thorn has a new post about cheating, and her reactions to it. Worth your time, but made even better by the series of Post Secret postcards she uses to illustrate it. I liked Ms. Innocent Freak and her mad ransom-note collage skills:

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Sex therapists everywhere wish people weren’t quite so hazy on the distinction between sex therapists and sex surrogates. Herewith, the difference:

What Are Sexual Surrogate Partners?

It’s short, it’s clarifying, it’s worth reading if you aren’t already so wise and well-informed that you’re scoffing at the question. If you’re a journalist trying to write about that movie without looking like a dumbass, consider it mandatory reading.

The thing I like about this femdom shoot is that Skin Diamond manages to slap and cane and generally dominate Sebastian Keys without ever once pulling out that tired old “femdom sneer”. Instead, she maintains a visage of gentle determination. In his place, I’d find that a lot more alarming:

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Unscathed Corpse is a blog that I’ve long admired (and linked to in my sidebar) that seems to operate similarly to ErosBlog but with a very different style and focus. Since their items are usually short and visual, it’s a hard blog to reference unless I want to completely copy a post, which I generally don’t. But here are three fun things from there that recently caught my eye:

• Out Of Context Animation
• Numero magazine airbrushes out Karlie Kloss’s ribs
• She likes Hair Pulling

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I confess that I’m a bit at sea when it comes to understanding precisely why a bit of harmless topless fun with a box of wine and girl-kissing should be a stock trope used to justify extreme punishment in the scripts for spanking movies. Nonetheless, that’s the way of the spanking-porn world, and we get to enjoy moderately-debauched all-girl orgies as a consequence of it. Fair warning: don’t click any links if you are squicked by severe caning welts or are still wobbly (after all these years!) on the concept that porn models can have agency:

I cannot stop laughing this reaction shot of the outraged headmaster:

Why isn’t this ugly outraged mug a photoshopped internet meme by now?

And then it’s all outraged sputtering and “Bring out the vaulting horse, girls, now me and my cane are going to have an authoritarian party and you dirty little sluts are not going to enjoy it!”

IMO, instead of going all Singapore on their asses, the dude would have been better off just kicking back and watching the show unfold on the security cameras. But maybe that’s just me.

Pictures are from the promotional stills gallery for Wild Party Three, as seen at Lupus Spanking.

Update: Apparently Lupus is now defunct, so I’ve removed those links. Spanking Blog has the slightly complicated explainer.

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