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November 2nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

What A Memorial!

A wife wants to be remembered:

Devoted widower Milan Marinkovic had his wife’s vagina engraved on her headstone saying it was her dying wish to make sure he never looked for another woman.

Wife Milena – from Velika Krusevica, Serbia – ordered him to hire a sculptor to create an exact replica of the real thing from a series of photographs she’d taken.

“I don’t want you chasing other women. This way you will always remember me,” she said in a letter explaining her bizarre last request.

Husband Milan, 72, explained: “The problem wasn’t finding the money but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy.”

“Now it’s finished I love it and it’s a really good likeness.

“And this way, a part of her will always be with me,” he added.

 
November 1st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Slow Sunny Afternoon

So in this story, it all starts when the Pretty Girl character (played by Alyssa Branch) stared out her window at a bright summer afternoon. And she was not amused. In fact, she was bored. “Cletus, I’m bored.” Whatever is there to do?

Alyssa Branch is bored

Then she thought of something to do, and she was transformed:

Alyssa Branch takes off her top and plays with her breasts ... not bored any more!

Pictures courtesy of Little Mutt.

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October 31st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

The Fiery Dance

One of the few things I remember positively from the 1996 Disney version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame was the dancing fire imagery. This painting by Andrew Atroshenko reminds me of it:

dancer in fire

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October 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Raquel Welch’s Whip

Remember those pictures of Raquel Welch with a whip, in charge of a slave galley? Well, here’s another one:

raquel welch brandishes a whip

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October 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Sex In The Wild

Maggie Mayhem, as part of a much larger essay on the benefits of going camping:

Get as loud and uninhibited as you need and howl if you feel so moved. It’s nothing that the woods haven’t heard before. Make the noises you can’t make around people because it entices the worst kind of bureaucratic predators in the whole animal kingdom. Sex is the open woods in isolation from other people is like having a sports car with a roll bar and a road laid bare for you. Push the pedal to your soul’s metal and make some fucking noise.

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October 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Let’s Go To Monte Carlo

Best travel poster ever:

monte carlo travel poster topless blonde

Found here. Pinup art by Jean-Gabriel Domergue.

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October 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Noisy Sex, Captured

Some poor neighboring skills on display here:

loud neighbors, noisy sex

 
 
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