Perhaps I’m just a poor innocent, but the proportions of this strap-on dildo strike me as ambitious, no matter what its intended orifice:

Of course, the ALS girls are known to the far corners of the earth for their enthusiasm and cheerful approach to substantial insertion projects…

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Why is this man smiling?

Because he knows that pretty soon, she’ll be giving him this look:

Giving him that look, indeed (and this part is important) while he has his dick up her ass…

Pics are from this My Pickup Girls gallery.

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From here:

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‘Tis a pity there’s no god of wine and fornication in the Game of Thrones universe, but it didn’t stop me from laughing aloud when I saw this moment go by on HBO:

Found here (backup link here).

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It is written at Erectus: “A girl who can suck her own toes is a treasure beyond rubies.”

See the accompanying picture, and you’ll perhaps agree.

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I’d have said this was fairly obvious, but apparently it’s not. In a series of tweets, kickass porn wrestler (it’s like “pro wrestler” with less clothes and more sexual humiliation for the loser) Rain DeGrey persuasively explains that the Ultimate Surrender sexual wrestling bouts are not scripted:

Cant believe how often people ask me if Ultimatesurrender is scripted. Are u kidding me? Do u have ANY idea how hard that would be to fake?!

As someone who was banging the director of US for 3 years, if it was scripted I should of been winning a lot more matches then I did!

None of my matches are scripted, everything is real & each victory I earn through time practicing on the mat & working out all the damn time

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I’m sure this is an ancient joke but it was new to me when I heard it:

Birth control pills: the second-best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

Ancient sexually-repressed billionaires should take note…

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