I was looking through the new sex toys on the market this week when I saw something that made me clutch at my genitals reflexively. That doesn’t happen very often, but unless you’re already an aficionado of this fetish, I think you’ll understand why, when you see it:

It’s the Giant Penis Plug, and the sales copy doesn’t help much:

Grooved for your pleasure, this appealing streamlined-design penis plug features a gently tapered, round point for easy insertion into the urethra. Running along the plug’s sleek steel shaft are five deep, machined grooves, equal distance apart from one another, creating a ribbed texture for intensified urethra stimulation. Mounted on the end of the plug is a slender, graceful steel curved arm with an attached bead. Connected to the fixed bead is a detachable head ring that is worn tightly around the head of the penis, so the plug will not slip too far in or slide out.

When I see the phrase “intensified urethra stimulation” all I can think of is a good old-fashioned Monty Python line: “Run away! Run away!”

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Fuck Yeah Karl Elvis has been accumulating pictures of pretty girls in bathrooms, lately:

• Two naked cuties peeping from the stalls
• Full-body camera phone nude self-portrait
• Shy beauty caught in the shower and peeking through the hands hiding her face
• Caught through the bathroom door, taking off her panties
• It’s a cute tease, only slightly diminished by being situated in a bathroom the size of a hall closet.

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One of the defining characteristics of sex comics is that they tend to be idealized. There are some notable exceptions (*cough* Crumb *cough*) but usually the nekked peeples in the comics are beyond physical perfection — they’re fantasy-proportioned beyond anything plastic Barbie ever dreamed of, and drawn as gorgeous as the artist could manage.

But exceptions do exist. This consensual BDSM panel from Pulp Story #2 is strikingly unusual for featuring a large soft woman with big doughy belly and breasts:

Found at Erectus.

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Art is, I think, by Erich von Götha.

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When I made this sexercise bike post, I knew it was reminding me of something. This morning, I finally remembered what it was: this 2008 Wired Pussy photoshoot starring Ariel X being “forced” to exercise. Here Ariel is just beginning the exercise bike portion of the workout:

Her personal trainer, sadly, is not satisfied with her efforts. And being both a sadist and extremely personal, methods not available on The Biggest Loser quickly come into play. Methods involving electrodes placed in intensely personal orifices, wired to a fiendish device:

Soon, Ariel is exhausted, and stops peddling despite the electrical inducements. Here she is just sort of sweating and twitching:

Well, that just won’t do. Her trainer quickly pulls out a more vigorous inducement: the cattle prod!

And she’s back to work! Nothing in life comes easy, m’dear…

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So there’s this thread on Reddit, see, with almost 9000 comments, on the topic: Admit it, what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever done?

It’s fully of creepy. Reddit delivers.

But that’s not why I’m mentioning it.

No, I’ve got a mild interest in folk poetry, especially dirty doggerel. And there’s this one subthread, triggered by a guy who sent a modestly creepy “roses are red, violets are blue” poem to a girl via anonymous mail. And folks contributed numerous comments with their own creepy “roses are red” poetic contributions. It’s kinda fascinating actually, although it’s hard to read without thinking “geez, rape culture much?” (Actually that’s even more true of the whole Reddit thread. Apparently the distinction between “creepy” and “rapey” is narrower than I imagined.)

Anyway, here’s the anal sex one:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s make sweet love
In the hole where you poo

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Hey everybody, about six weeks ago when I posted Enjoying A Chained Man, I wound up exchanging emails with Molly Ren from Stuffies, who volunteered to assemble a guest post roundup of links and imagery featuring submissive men. Since that’s an area where ErosBlog is traditionally weak, I was delighted to encourage her. Here’s the result!

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Guest Post by Molly Ren
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Via Man Crush of the Day: This guy looks like he conveniently had too many at a frat party. ( link )

This gent isn’t being particularly submissive, but I’m jealous of that blow-up dolphin.

Androphilia posts a mix of non-sexual fine art and naked people. This photo is of a man deepthroating a foot.

Fuck Yeah Slave Boy provides this illustration of a delicate boy suspended in bondage.

Here’s a simple photo of someone with their hands bound behind their back.

Flickr user Cigno Nero has taken some beautiful photos of a man tagged “Ale“, some of which (like this one) barely hint at sex.

I have no idea where this .gif of a bound man hopping out of a closet is from.

And then there’s dilemma rope bondage.

My Daguerreotype Boyfriend posts non-pornographic images of hot men from the Victorian era. This dude appears to be handcuffed.

There’s also the perennial favorite, Male Submission Art, which is curated by Maymay. His image descriptions have gotten rather heavy, lately, but he still has good taste in images.

Also, this picture of an androgenous rider passionately kissing a centaur is one of the most wonderful things I’ve ever seen. I thought of Erosblog when I first saw it. Tumblr banded together in the notes to discover the name of the original artist, George Leonnec.

— MR
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Thanks, Molly!