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September 4th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Clicky The Linky

I’ve known for years that people very often don’t click on or follow my links. I mean, some do, but by the stats, it’s a tiny minority.

Which means some of you may not know that links on ErosBlog sometimes lead to Easter egg bonus content. Little prizes that are not heralded by the anchor texts. Extra images, bigger images, images with more detail or context. You just never know unless you click.

As they used to say a long time ago: Verbum sapienti sat est.

 
September 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Chase Not The Grippy Box

I have long been on record as having absorbed and taken to my heart the GenX dating wisdom for men: “Never stick your dick in crazy.” But the kids these days (the ones on TikTok who joke about mental health incarceration by calling it a “grippy socks vacation”) seem to have a very different view, as evidenced by the motto “Grippy socks, grippy box.” I don’t know if that perspective leads to wise action or not, but it’s catchy as hell, so I made it into a meme:

woman in a straitjacket in a padded cell is about to be comprehensively fucked

Image credit: The padded room sex photo image source for the meme is from this 2016 Kink University video lesson on straitjackets for bondage and sex.

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September 2nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Jizz Addicts, Unite!

I can see what they were going for on this logo, but IMO it just doesn’t work:

jazz addict or jizz adict?

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September 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus

VR And Female Pleasure

cartoon blonde wearing a VR visor simulates giving a blowjob

I have always assumed that horny young technically-adept men were the primary market for VR porn. Porn enjoyment generally is said to skew heavily male, and adding nifty cutting-edge electronic gadgets to the porn-viewing enterprise perhaps reinforces that. All of this is changing rapidly and a lot of the actual research on porn habits is both out-of-date and dubious in its methodology. I might be wrong. Still, it’s been the baseline of my thinking about VR porn for the last few years.

vr slut masturbating

I’ve told you before, though, that I tend to view culture through the lens of porn and erotic art. Erotic art, in particular, is where we start to see meta trends, as expressed through art that’s about porn (and people enjoying porn) rather than just being porn. So what does it mean when we start to see erotic imagery of women pleasuring themselves while enjoying VR porn?

vr viewing blonde rubbing her clit

It might mean nothing. Even with detailed lists of the best VR porn sites at our fingertips, it would be a huge job trying to figure out who is watching, who is subscribing, who is paying, and who is getting off. Also, art that’s at all “meta” is perforce ambiguous. Who is to say that all these masturbating women are watching porn in their VR headsets? They might be watching something else entirely, like Smurf cartoons or classic music videos from the 1980s.

blonde masturbating to VR porn on her computer

But no. We are the viewers and critics here, and thus one of our chief pleasures is the power of interpretation. We are empowered to say “I understand this to be an image about a woman viewing porn” and while anyone might disagree, no one has the power to declare us wrong.

vr orgasms

So, what does the emergence of all this women-enjoying-VR-porn imagery tell us? Maybe art imitates life; maybe this is an emerging phenomenon, a thing that’s happening now. And since it’s sexy to imagine, it becomes the subject of erotic art. But we don’t assume that tentacle sex artwork heralds the arrival of tentacle beasts in our space-time continuum, so we must remain mindful that we might just be seeing the erotic projections of male artists, sharing their fantasies, in this as in all else. The male gaze, looking into the mirror of VR porn desire, and seeing… itself.

Did I say I tend to view culture through a porn lens? I did say that, but it doesn’t mean I necessarily understand what I see.

squirting vr orgasm

Image credits, top to bottom: The cartoon blonde giving a simulated blowjob is by 3Palec. The woman wearing a “slut” tee and giving herself wand-vibrator orgasms is by Jiffic. The blonde with busy fingers inside her panties is by an unknown source. The woman with her hand tucked discretely between her spread legs while her heels rest on her computer desk is by Area5de. The lady in her pleasure chair sweating through multiple VR-assisted orgasms is by Rikena. And cute sysadmin who is creating her own personal waterfall in the server room is by Piyorin.

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August 27th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Stormtrooper, No Pants

When shit goes bad in the Imperial fleet, it goes bad in a screaming hurry. Because if this Imperial stormtrooper had more time, he surely would have gotten his pants back on before he jumped in the flimsy escape sack and flung himself out the ejector tube:

Star Wars storm trooper in a transparent vacuum survival sack, wearing bits of armor but no pants, cock hanging out

According to BJ, this was part of a series that appeared in HIM Monthly.

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August 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Backyard Tease

From a 1960s-vintage color slide, origin otherwise unknown:

smiling vintage porn woman nude in a sunny fenced garden hides her pussy behind a classic striptease scarf

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August 23rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

A Good Firm Grip

If you’re going to grab her by the pussy while fucking, best do a good job of it:

gripping her vulva cunt with a finger inside her and two more pressed firmly against her labia

Artwork is from a graphic novel by Peter Riverstone.

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