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The Sex Blog Of Record
ErosBlog posts containing "sex toys"
December 11th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Back in my college days, I sometimes hung out with an assortment of Wiccans and neopagans and Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA) types. I blended best, among that crew, with the pseudo-Vikings, if only because I knew how to, and was willing to, brew a foul-but-potent quick-mead in five gallon batches. Thus did I become familiar with the iconography of the Thor’s hammer, worn as jewelry in much the same way that Christians wear crosses. This late Saxon example was found in Norfolk with a metal detector:
But in the looming Mike Pence blood-soaked theocracy, where should a discreet follower of the old Norse gods carry his sacred hammer pendant, once the weekly public pagan burnings get underway? It’s a problem, but I think I may have found a solution. This Cock Screw Silicone Penis Plug Set may be marketed as a matched set of urethral sounds, but to my eye the plugs seem pretty clearly designed to function as crypto-hammers that a Thor-worshiper can carry you-know-where, without being discovered by any but the most intrusive of body searches:
Laugh now if you must, but you’ll thank me, ye Sons of Odin, after the first time you get caught up in a random religious purity sweep by the Rapture Brigades.
Meanwhile back in your urethra, here is some more information:
The innovative Cock Screw Set consists of a pair of thick silicone sounds featuring wing nut handles at the base so you can easily control how deep you want to penetrate or how slow you want to twist without fumbling.
The Cock Screw Set comes with two sounds: Spike and Twist. Use Spike for a smooth slide down your shaft, or really put those wing nut handles to use with Twist, turning its spiral shape deep inside until your eyes roll back. With both measuring an impressive 6.5 mm diameters at their widest points, you’ll be pretty well stuffed no matter which design you use.
The Cock Screw Set of sounds are made of 100% pure platinum cure silicone, making them ideal for urethral insertion. Both a body-safe material and able to be sterilized, these silicone plugs are also flexible, allowing for a more forgiving insertion. Made in the USA by the cock toy experts at Oxballs.
Update: It turns out I have blogged about these plugs before. The first time I saw them, I thought axe, not hammer. How quickly the world changes, and our outlook with it!
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December 9th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
I have missed making Share Our Shit Saturday posts two weeks in a row due to circumstances that were, more or less, beyond my control, so here’s to avoiding the trifecta:
- A post about bad sex — sex you don’t want but consented to anyway — by Ella Dawson.
- The most frequently-seen recurring feature at Violet Blue’s venerable blog Tiny Nibbles: Open Source Sex is her Sex News compilation. (Luckily for me, it’s also usually my favorite.)
- My good friend Doctor Faustus at Erotic Mad Science is steadily posting the pages of his first bilingual webcomic “In the Kitchen with Dolcetta / En la cocina con Dolcetta.” The first page is here; this tag link will get you all the pages currently available.
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November 9th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
A very long time ago I posted about some leather sheets from an online vendor, more because my imagination was captured by the sensuous possibilities than because I imagined that anybody would buy the rather-expensive bedding via my links. (So far as I know, nobody ever did.) I wrote:
Just the feel would be sensuous enough. But as you and yours get all hot and sweaty and those sheets start to moisten and warm up, the room would fill with that lovely leather smell, and it would get all over the both of you, too. You’d be buried in the scent of leather.
But maybe you can’t afford to wrap your whole bed in leather, or you find the maintenance daunting. Perhaps it would be sufficient to wrap your face? If so, the Folded Leather Blindfold may be for you:
Before I had any BDSM experience, I always thought a blindfold was primarily to alter the experience of the submissive: to limit one of their senses, make it easier to surprise them with a new sensation, heighten their suspense, stuff like that. Something I had to learn for myself is that it can be as much a tool for the comfort of the dominant. In a play session, especially at first, there can be a surprising amount of performance anxiety, the sense that the other party is watching and judging or even laughing behind the gag as you fumble with your ropes or smack yourself with the wrong end of the flogger. A good blindfold makes all that go away. Well, in truth, a bad blindfold probably does too, but a good one is more fun for everybody! Here’s the sales copy on this one:
A handmade blindfold that offers complete darkness, but fashionable like a masquerade piece. The tough vegetable tanned leather is molded and smoothed for a contoured fit, then lined in a velvety suede that gives luxurious comfort while further blocking the light. More than just a pretty piece, the shaping also allows for reduced pressure on the eyes and temples. The two natural suede straps meet in the back for an easy tie. No more fumbling with a sash or a piece of flat leather that builds pressure throughout the scene.
This leather blindfold is made for long wear, so much that it will continue to form with use. Every time you wear it, it will yield a little more to your specific contours and hold that shape in anticipation for the next time.
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August 4th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
I watch the new sex toy releases so you don’t have to, and when items of delight appear, I try to let you know. Today’s rainbow explosion is a pair of pony-type tails for people, anchored in the most intimate and effective way with a glass butt plug, and available in two styles: regular rainbow or pastel unicorn colors. Either one will let people know that you’re no ordinary pony!
From the website:
The combination of silky synthetic animal hair and sturdy glass sculpture makes this ponytail butt plug from Crystal Delights a must-have toy for fun-loving ponyboys or ponygirls and their trainers. Available in rainbow or pastel unicorn colors, this high-quality, handcrafted adult toy will surely get your little pony whinnying with pleasure.
Uniquely tapered, the individually-made anal plug has a wide rounded bulb and a narrow neck attached to a thick, heavy base. The dense, shatter-resistant, nonporous body-safe borosilicate glass is easy to clean. Tail is detachable and made of high quality synthetic wig hair; if necessary, you can spot-clean the hair with a damp rag, then hang up to let dry.
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July 17th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
The Tantus Cisco silicone dildo…just look at it! That’s a lot of dildo:
From the sales copy:
Cisco by Tantus is our prime anal toy for size-queens. If you’re all about size, look no further! Cisco has over 10 inches of insertable length, plus a massive shaft of ribbed delight, with a rounded top and five rings of fun. The silicone Cisco is boilable, odorless, non-toxic and dishwasher safe.
You wouldn’t want to insert a thing like that into anyplace you cared about without having plenty of lube on hand, so it’s convenient that you can also buy the famous Elbow Grease lube literally by the bucket. It’s not cheap when you buy it buy the gallon, but it is famous:
Like I said, this lube is famous:
Elbow Grease Original Formula has been formulated under strict standards to ensure the best quality possible. This mineral oil based lubricant is a thick cream; long-lasting for ultimate sensual pleasure. Elbow Grease is the oldest sexual lubricant on the market, dating back to 1979. It’s been a best seller for years and will not disappoint. Use only with polyurethane condoms. Do not use with latex condoms.
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February 3rd, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Well, now. It’s not every day that a fellow gets an offer like that!
A long time ago there was a nubby glass dildo with an offset knob on the base so you could rotate it easily while inserted. It was called “The Juicer” and I’m here to tell you, it really works, especially if you get that ridged head up against her G-spot just right. For some reason though, retailers are now calling it The Rotator:
The vintage Valentine card comes from this gallery at Dangerous Minds.
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December 31st, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Today’s post is tell you about an offer from the Discount Porn Club for a Kink Unlimited discount that, as far as I know, is not routinely available anywhere else.
From time to time, I’ve been known to point ErosBlog readers at one or another porn subscription offer, or to point out a toys discount that struck me as too good to ignore. But not every good deal is available everywhere. Sometimes the best link I have is to normal pricing, but somebody else has negotiated the right to offer a special better price. As I explained once before:
The same porn site may have half a dozen offers at different pricing with different terms. You can pay for a month with automatic rebilling, sometimes there’s an initial discount that goes away when the rebilling kicks in, you can pay for three months or six months (with or without rebilling, depending on the offers available), you can pay for a year, sometimes (though rarely) you can even buy a lifetime membership. Further complicating matters is that not every pornsite shows every offer to each customer who lands on the “buy now” page. The prices you see may depend on who sent you, or (more precisely) on the codes used to build the links you followed. And so it is that porn consumers, like consumers everywhere, are sometimes forced to wonder whether they are getting the best price.
Kink Unlimited, as I have mentioned here a few times before, is the new consolidated product that brings together all of the video offerings from thirty of the sites that Kink.com used to run as standalone websites with separate monthly subscription fees. Consolidated mega-sites like Kink Unlimited are increasingly the trend in online pay-porn. It’s a bit like a cable TV subscription: you may pay a bit more for the package than you would pay for one individual site, but you get more than you can ever look at for an “all you can eat” price that’s a considerable bargain. Or, as the Discount Porn Club puts it:
To date, my complaint with the Kink sites has been that there was no main network or mega-site that you could join, so if you wanted to explore different fetishes you would have to sign up for the individual sites, which started getting pretty expensive. That has come to an end now! Kink.com has heard the call of their fans and set up Kink Unlimited.
The normal monthly subscription package — the one favored by people who treat their porn as a utility and expect to pay for their preferred sites monthly — costs $49.99, but the offer at the Discount Porn Club is for just $39.99 billed monthly, and it’s described as a “lifetime” rate, which I assume is a promise not to jack you up to the regular price after a short promotional period as too many promotional offers do. I have a friend who has been subscribed to his favorite porn site since the 1990s (!) and does not plan ever to stop being a subscriber. If anything like this describes your feelings for the Kink Unlimited offering, this deal will save you 120 bucks a year. That’s not chicken feed!
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