As sex machines go, this “Aparato Consolador Cipo-T” looks remarkably modern:
Found here.
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December 12th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Another Early Sex Machine
October 14th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Sexy Costumes
Ladies, do you have your Halloween costume in hand yet? Because if not, there’s still time. It’s the time of year when your better sex toy sellers offer a very nice selection of sexy costumes. For my favorite, I can’t decide between General Punishment and the Ring Mistress:
Of course, if you’re a fan of the classics, you can go with old standards like maids, cops, and nurses.
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August 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Bondage In The Bathtub: Shower Sex Cuffs
If the discomforts of sex in the shower register in your sexual wiring as a feature rather than a bug, perhaps you need some sexy shower-sex cuffs (waterproof with “industrial-strength” suction cups) so that you or your favorite submissive can be detained in the wet for just a little bit longer?
And for an extra clean-but-kinky weekend, maybe you also need the Classic Clyster Enema Syringe? Enjoy!
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August 3rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Oral Sex Seat
I love it when sex toy sales copy makes me laugh. This line did:
“There’s no better way of taking your submissive out to lunch.”
Behold:
I wonder if I am the only person in the world who reads this line and is immediately reminded of the old shaggy-dog story about the time the teller and Pancho Villa had lunch together?
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April 3rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
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August 18th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Neon Wand Electrosex Toy
If you’ve spent much time at all on the kinky web, you’ve seen the Violet Wand in use — a early-20th-century quack medical device that gets more action these days as a kinky sex toy. (Even here on ErosBlog!) However, even the modernly-manufactured versions seem to be based on ancient designs — they’re large and clunky and very expensive.
Thus was I amused and entertained to learn of the new Neon Wand. It’s the 21st century glowing-glass-electrode sex-toy device, with solid state electronics, a lighter-weight wand, and your choice of different glow-colors. Better yet, at $150, it’s a tiny fraction of the cost of the traditional wand kits:
Obviously I haven’t played with these new Neon Wand devices, but I have been “zapped” with a traditional violet wand and I can understand why people made sex toys out of them. The glass electrodes glow, and if you put a finger (or whatever) near them, an arc will flow that pulses and buzzes, as electricity will. The intensity is variable; it can be painful if you want it to be, but it’s usually just a sharp, strong, unique sensation. The combination of something that is visually stunning, sensationally intense, and just a little bit frightening? Instant sex toy.
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July 18th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Enforced Sexercise
When I made this sexercise bike post, I knew it was reminding me of something. This morning, I finally remembered what it was: this 2008 Wired Pussy photoshoot starring Ariel X being “forced” to exercise. Here Ariel is just beginning the exercise bike portion of the workout:
Her personal trainer, sadly, is not satisfied with her efforts. And being both a sadist and extremely personal, methods not available on The Biggest Loser quickly come into play. Methods involving electrodes placed in intensely personal orifices, wired to a fiendish device:
Soon, Ariel is exhausted, and stops peddling despite the electrical inducements. Here she is just sort of sweating and twitching:
Well, that just won’t do. Her trainer quickly pulls out a more vigorous inducement: the cattle prod!
And she’s back to work! Nothing in life comes easy, m’dear…
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