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Cannoli Explosion

Sunday, November 17th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

In which your favorite hungry cartoon mouse gets a bit more cream in his face than any of us were expecting:

Dirty!

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Bartering For Rent, Again

Monday, November 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

After last month’s photo essay of a landlady collecting her rent in the form of kinky sex, this cartoon of a similar mutually-enthusiastic arrangement seems apropos.

naked woman offering herself cheerfully at the front door to her landlord who came around looking for a rent payment

It comes from the 1960 Adam Annual magazine.

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Resourceful And Lucky Tunneller

Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

lucking prisoner finds out the other end of his escape tunnel is in a cell full of horny women

The prisoner who attempts to tunnel out of jail and winds up digging his way into the adjacent women’s prison by mistake has been a stock figure in light humorous cartoonery for at least 75 years. This exemplar of the genre from the January 1957 issue of After Hours magazine illustrated an utterly forgettable and gratuitously rape-y bit of light verse about just such a prisoner.

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William Tell’s Tantalizing Target

Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

In August of 1973 this uncredited cartoon appeared in California Girl magazine. It blends the legend of William Tell with the vaudevillian tradition of having a pretty girl way too fucking close to the action when demonstrating feats of accuracy for entertainment purposes:

pinup cartoon of a pretty naked girl with attractive tan lines and a bubble butt leaning against an archery target with spent arrows all around

The caption reads “You want to shoot an apple off my WHAT?”

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His Very Nice Try

Sunday, March 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

There’s a weird psychological flaw in human memory called the Doorway Effect. It often makes us forget our purpose for entering a room, during the process of walking through the doorway. This enterprising fellow hopes it offers him an opportunity to exercise the power of suggestion:

she forgot to not have sex with her husband, he hopes

Cartoonist not known.

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Love Dolls And Booze

Saturday, February 29th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

garbage men judging broken sex dolls and empty booze bottles

I have two reactions to this cartoon about discarded love dolls:

1) Your garbage men are definitely judging you.

2) What the hell is that guy doing, that keeps puncturing his heavily-patched inflatable companions?

I also think the “69” licence plate on the garbage truck is a nice touch!

From the cover of Zowie (November 1977). Cartoon is by Earl Engleman.

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She Has The Breast Arguments

Thursday, October 11th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

She’s got two great arguments for staying home tonight… and if those hadn’t persuaded him, I expect she had an argument or two in reserve that might have:

two arguments for staying home and fucking

Cartoon is from a Sex To Sexty magazine from the 1970s.

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How To Bum A Ride

Sunday, September 30th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Hitchhiking ain’t what it used to be, but it was probably never like this:

this is what is called bumming a ride

The cartoon is signed “dik” which might possibly be the signature of Dick Lucas, one of the many cartoonists credited on the masthead of Sex To Sexty #44 where it appears.

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Booty Shaker

Friday, April 6th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

“Does this machine go to eleven?” The youth among you may not know that these vibrating belt machines used to be sold to health clubs and gyms as a weight loss gimmick; they didn’t work, but consumers were told that they would literally vibrate the fat cells away, and supposedly they felt good in use. I’ve never actually seen one in use. I found this comic — I guess it’s funny that the male hand is turning the control to shake her bottom harder? — in a collection of 60s-vintage cartoons:

vibrating fat shaker cartoon

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Getting Away With It

Thursday, September 21st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

It should come as no surprise that burlesque houses were always looking for dodges to placate the censors. This cartoon from an Australian men’s magazine has a little fun with that process:

burlesque pushing the censorship envelope

The caption reads:

“No, but suppose she represents the victory of the United Nations over the forces of evil and oppression… Then we could get away with it!”

From the October 1948 issue of Man Junior, viewable in its entirety at the Internet Archive:

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Couples Therapy: The Nightmare

Saturday, September 3rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

“Honey? When I agreed to try couples therapy, this is NOT what I had in mind!”

husband and wife tied side by side in separate beds being menaced by a dominatrix with a whip; husband has huge erection

Art by Bill Ward.

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Gone Clubbing

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus

I think this poor fellow may have just written a check (with his mouth or, you know, the old-fashioned way) that his ass can’t cash:

a fat little man with a mean dominatrix

From Usenet.

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Thirty Dollar Fine

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

There’s something fine in this old Dan DeCarlo cartoon all right:

The fine is thirty dollars -- pay the clerk please!

 

Rainy Day Imagination FAIL

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

stupid bored man on a rainy day

“…and that is because you, sir, are a moron.”

It’s a rainy day here, but the Nymph has driven off to collect some family from another city for the holidays. I have plenty to be thankful for, but sadly no bored girl on the couch with her skirts riding up.

However, there is pie.

Cartoon is from Fluffy Follies.

 

The Inspection

Sunday, November 14th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I’ve heard some ladies complain fairly bitterly about undignified medical exams, but I’m fairly sure they aren’t supposed to go quite like this:

an undignified medical inspection

Found at Spanking Blog.

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The Thanks Of A Grateful Public

Thursday, November 4th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Here’s something you don’t see every day: Superman getting his knob polished.

super fellatio

Parody fan art by Nikochan009.

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Caught By A Bunny

Friday, August 21st, 2009 -- by Bacchus

This bit of art looks like it ought to have a humorous caption. Any suggestions?

sexy bunny catches hunter

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Showing Off

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

She had to show them off:

cartoon girl showing her tits

This comes to us from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons, but I think it might be originally from Rooie Oortjes.

 

Carefully Selected Carhops

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Another era, a lost profession, but some things are eternal:

it must be the fancy uniforms

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Spanking In The Times

Saturday, December 20th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Can you believe that this cartoon once appeared in the Chicago Sun-Times? Illustrating, of all things, an Ann Landers advice column?

ping-pong paddle spanking cartoon

Spanking Blog has the story.

The times (and the Sun-Times) have sure changed since 1960.

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Fellatio Girl

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

This intent raven-haired beauty was originally drawn, I believe, in the pages of an Italian fumetti comic called Pig:

happy woman licking a cartoon cock

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Remote Control Blowjob?

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

It’s hard to say for sure what the headband and the wires and the radio controller handset are for in this Bill Ward cartoon, but my money’s on some sort of super mad-scientist mind control unit — being used for nefarious erotic purposes, of course:

mind control blowjob device

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Poor Old Tom

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 -- by Bacchus

I love it when artists (unknown, in this case; picture found at Edinburgh Erotica) dirty up the old cartoon characters. In this case, it looks like a spot of “forced feminization” for poor old Tom (don’t he clean up nice?) and a little strap-on action. Trust Jerry, he’s holding Tom’s tail out of the way, and probably looking around for the bottle of Habenero lube:

mice make bad enemies

Update: Looks like the artist is “Bathgate 21” or maybe just Bathgate.

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Purely Symbolic Censorship

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 -- by Bacchus

This detail from the Japanese manga The Red Flower That Blooms Wetly has got to be the single most gratuitously pointless example of symbolic censorship ever seen. I guess the narrow diagonal white line “conceals” the very tip of the cartoon clitoris, but the rest of the image is so revealing it’s very hard to see what the concealment accomplishes. A bizarre artifact of the Japanese legal system, we must presume:

badly censored japanese bondage manga showing gaping pussy

Image via J-List.

 

Construction Site Sex Toon

Saturday, October 9th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

It’s been awhile since I’ve put up a good bit of cartoonish sex art. This 1970s-looking illustration has a rough sex “she’s in deeper than she expected, but still game” feel to it, reinforced by the construction-worker cad who can’t be bothered to remove his hard-hat:

rough sex cartoon

Found this one on Usenet.

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Comic Book Penis

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus

National Penis Month is not forgotten. This is from a panel in a French-language comic book found on alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons:

comic book penis

 

Penis Worship During National Penis Month

Friday, June 11th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

National Penis Month continues. But I figure, hey, if we’re worshiping dick anyway, let’s show it being done right:

dubigeon dick licking

The artist is Loic Dubigeon.

 
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