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Baby Oil In Glass And Other Pleasures

Sunday, November 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Oh, what a more innocent era! Sunscreen? What’s that? Not for us! We fry our skins in baby oil from a glass bottle and celebrate the pleasures of a full natural bush that poufs out to catch the sunlight:

naturist sun worshipper applying baby oil and displaying her bushy pubic hair

From an undated 1960s magazine called The Leisure Nudist Life.

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Sun-Worshipping Sisters

Saturday, September 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

These delightful naturist siblings on seaside holiday are said to be Alma and Wilma Sutherland from New Zealand, as seen in the June 1970 issue of the Italian magazine Fiesta:

sun worshipper nudist sisters at the beach

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Carnie Nudists

Friday, July 15th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

If it were just the naked juggler, I would assume this was fun-activities time at yet another nudist camp:

nude juggler

But the two-on-a-unicycle act takes it up a notch. There’s enough skill required that these nude people have almost got to be carnies. I suppose there’s no law that says circus performers can’t also be naturists on their days off?

naked unicycle riders

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Folk Dancing At Nudist Camp

Tuesday, February 15th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Every Wednesday night, they have the folk dancing. This is an old-fashioned nudist camp, they are still very big on the supposed health benefits, so there’s always programming to get your body moving somehow:

naturist camp dance class

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Christmas Eve At Nudist Camp

Friday, December 24th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

It’s Christmas Eve! How is your holiday decorating going?

nudists decorating their christmas tree

playful nude women with christmas decorations

Photos are from the December 1961 issue of Sun Magazine: The International Journal of Nudism.

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“Naked Beauty Contest — Free Champagne!”

Monday, November 8th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

You’ve got to imagine this happened at one of those sleazy beach resorts along the Black Sea coast, or on a cheap island in the Mediterranean. Lots of young people on package tours, not much excitement, a pressing need to generate some publicity and get the party going. And so the posters went up: “Nude Beauty Pageant! Free Bottle Of Champagne For Every Contestant!”

naturist beauty contest with lots of booze

nudist beauty contest with ample champagne

buck naked beauty pageant

Via Kinky Delight.

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German Swamp Witches

Thursday, July 16th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

When we think “witches dancing naked in a circle” we usually think “in a forest” or “around a bonfire” or “in the moonlight”. Such is the power of folklore. Somehow, the swamp witches of Germany have been utterly forgotten…

five naked white women holding hands and dancing in a circle in ankle-deep water

More seriously, this is an image that appeared in a 1930s Nazi-approved book celebrating the naked body. Per this article, body pride (in Aryan bodies only, duh, because Nazis are assholes) was seen as essential “to build a strong and self-confident race.”

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Police Drones Deployed To Catch Topless Sunbathers

Wednesday, July 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

police drones spy on nude beach

We know by know that the cops have lost their shit. But did you know they’ve got spy drones on nude beaches? Call the perv patrol!

Police Use Drones To Check For Nudity On Twin Cities Beach

Citing unspecified complains, cops watched a secluded beach with drones until they saw nudity, then sent in officers to take names and issue citations. But they didn’t send enough cops, and eventually had to retreat:

The Golden Valley Police Department used a drone to catch beachgoers breaking the law by going topless or nude at Twin Lake, just west of Theodore Wirth Park.

The serenity on the somewhat hidden beach is what draws visitors, along with an understanding of sorts that many freely bare their body. Elsie Olin frequents the beach.

“It’s really well known for being a safe place to just be comfortable,” Olin said.

Repeated complaints led to Friday’s enforcement. It included seven officers from GVPD and Minneapolis Parks Police.

“At that point everybody was fully clothed. We had tops on. There was no indecent exposure,” Olin said.

Even though their clothes were back on, it was too late. Golden Valley Police Det. Sgt. Randy Mahlen said people were caught in the act thanks to their drone that was surveying the beach from afar.

“What it did was validate all of these complaints we’ve been getting from residents,” Mahlen said. “It would be no different than a surveillance camera in a public place for a high-crime area.”

Paula Chesley was at a secluded spot on Twin Lake not far from the main beach. She was laying on her stomach and reading a book with her bathing suit top pulled down, exposing her breasts. She was shocked when several officers approached her and asked for her information to potentially write her a citation.

“If they are gonna cite anyone for toplessness I’m glad it’s me because I have energy to fight this,” Chesley said. “I think it’s really silly that people of all genders with all sorts of breasts can’t show them.”

Learning that police used a drone as part of their investigation gave her a different feeling.

“It does make you feel uncomfortable to just think like, oh, how often am I being watched? And what kind of authority is going on here?” she said.

Mahlen said officers were prepared to take information from several people who had been topless or nude, but that hostility from the crowd changed their plans.

“We made the choice that things were only escalating and we chose to leave,” he said.

“Nudity is natural. There’s nothing sexual about my breasts,” Olin said.

Chesley agrees.

“I can understand people’s concerns based on the sexualization of the female breasts, and I would like to be able to move toward not so much sexualization of that,” Chesley said.

 

Mayflowers, Mayflowering

Wednesday, March 6th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

This illustration, titled Maiblumen, appeared in the German art nouveau magazine Jugend #24 in 1896:

maiblumen -- mayflowers -- in Jugend magazine, 1896

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The Bus To Nudist Camp

Tuesday, October 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Somewhere off-screen I can just hear the bus driver yelling “All right, people, it’s still another twenty miles to the camp, pee break is over, time to get back on the bus!”

six nude women in front of a bus 1950s

In fact I could not Google up a provenance for this photo. I have to assume it has something to do with naturists or nudists. I don’t recognize the make and model of the bus but it looks vaguely 1950s vintage to me (there were an awful lot of bus-makers in those days) and that means it almost has to be from somewhere overseas, because a racially-integrated nudist camp would have a been a heavy lift in the USA in those days.

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Rescued By Nudist Women

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Somewhere in the South Pacific, a U.S. military aviator suffers complete aircraft failure and parachutes onto an island that looks curiously like southern California and turns out to be home to a colony of nudist women. So goes the plot of Naked Complex, a 1960s nudie flick summarized and excerpted via promotional photos in the Summer 1965 issue of Modern Man Quarterly. Of course Our Hero immediately gets his parachute snagged in a tree and requires not only rescue, but intensive and tricky resuscitation:

stuck in a tree in a nudist camp

revived by a whole bunch of naked women naturists

I’m happy to report that his recovery seems to have been complete!

swimming with a whole bunch of pretty nudist women

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Happy Nudes, Sitting On Driftwood

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

When a nude beach is lacking in lounge chairs, you make do with what you can find. These naked beauties don’t seem to mind the rough accommodations:

two happy german nudist women

Photo is from a 1972 issue of Frivol, which was, as near as I can tell, perhaps a German porn magazine.

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Showdown At The Nudist Corral

Wednesday, May 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”

“Then draw!

semi-naked cowgirls prepare to have a shootout

From an old Kitan Club magazine.

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No Endorsement For Nudists

Sunday, June 25th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

famous fan dancer sally rand

The above photograph of famous burlesque performer Sally Rand appeared in the March 12, 1934 issue of Time magazine, along with the shocking news that the infamous cult of nudism had tried to buy her endorsement:

In Brooklyn, where she was appearing at the Paramount Theatre, famed Fan Dancer Sally Rand revealed that she had been offered “a big sum” to indorse nudism. Said she: “The offer shocked me. I know that if I endorsed it, a lot of fat old men would join the cult just to see me without fans. it made me sick that my lovely dance should be confused with such things. All the nudists I ever saw had scratches all over their rear ends where they had been sitting on thorns.”

The quote raises an interesting question: in what context did Sally Rand see the scratched naked bottoms of nudists, if she was not already a member of “the cult”? Inquiring minds want to know.

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The Empress Of All The Nudists

Wednesday, December 7th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

When you are the empress of the nudists and you want to go somewhere, all you need to do is to just round up a few cheerful strong pony-people and you get to travel in style!

queen of the naturists

I’ve seen this photo before, but only today did I stumble over it’s origin: it’s from the cover of a 1930 issue of Licht-Land (“Land of Light”) magazine, a naturist publication that was the “official organ for the league of free life improvement.”

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Ten Breasts Up At The Naturist Camp

Thursday, September 15th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

I think I’ve finally found the nudist camp that’s right for me:

ten nudist breasts

It’s impossible to prove or disprove, but I feel as if I’m spotting at least two different sets of family resemblances in this photo. Sunshine sisters! Or possibly more mother-and-daughter nudists, it’s hard to say with any certainty.

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Trailer Park Nudists

Saturday, July 2nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

If you’re going camping over the long holiday weekend, I hope it looks like this!

caravan camping nudists

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Chilly Nudists

Saturday, March 19th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

What do nudists do on a chilly day? They compromise:

mostly naked girls wearing robes and flannel shirts

Via Wicked Knickers.

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Hello, Ladies!

Friday, February 26th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Everybody said this was the nudist camp to join. They said it — and they were right, by damn!

friendly nudists in a brightly lit alley

Via W4B.

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Nudists Of Good Complexion

Tuesday, November 24th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Naturist or not, a lady doesn’t go out in the sun without her parasol and bonnet. It’s just not done!

nude naked nudist naturists with parasols and bonnets to protect them from the sun

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Naked Sword-Fighting

Wednesday, December 10th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

This looks like fun, but I’m not sure these nudist fencers are wearing enough safety equipment:

nudists-fencing

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Nudists Play Some Ping-Pong

Friday, October 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

nudists about to play some ping pong

It’s just a friendly game of naked table tennis. But I think she digs him.

From the photographic style, I’d say this is from one of the many nudist/naturist magazines that used to be available.

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Forbidden Nudity

Wednesday, November 20th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Nudism is forbidden in Naxos, naturally. But outlaws are everywhere:

forbidden nudity

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If You’re Pretty Enough…

Sunday, April 21st, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Dr. Faustus has a theory: if you’re pretty enough, you don’t need a space suit. And here’s another example that would seem to support his theory:

nude women greets two helmeted nude spacemen

I don’t have a solid source on this photo, but the impression I have of it based on the web company it keeps is that we’re looking at an amateur theatrical production at a nudist camp, probably as documented in a nudist magazine of the sort that used to be plentiful back when they were legal to publish in places where undisguised porn was not.

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Running Away Slowly

Thursday, April 18th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Dude thought it would be funny to jog on down the beach to the nudist camp to “check it out”. Apparently he offended the campers, and now they are chasing him off. His problems are (1) he’s not sure whether he dares let them catch him; and (2) he’s having so much fun looking back over his shoulder, he’s not paying attention to where he’s running, and he’ll surely trip over a piece of driftwood in 3…2…1…

running slowly away from the nudist women

From Kinky Delight.

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Beast Of Burden

Monday, December 19th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

He looks a little bit oppressed by the load, but all in all, I think he’s bearing up well:

two naked woman riding horsey on one nude but very buff man

From alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.vintage.

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Riding With Mom

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Most people, they go on a splashy water park amusement fun ride, they just get their clothes wet. Oh, sure, they can try wearing the trash bag poncho like the guy in the background, but it don’t help. They spend the day in squelchy clothes.

If, however, your mom is a nudist, and the security guards are cool, you have options:

mom and daughter nudists ride the water park splash ride

As seen at Erectus.

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Skinny Dipping Season

Friday, April 8th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

It’s not summer…yet. But I can smell it in the air, and that makes me think of scenes like this:

diving skinny dippers

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Nudes, Grilling

Friday, February 4th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

He’s checking his meat, and so, I think, is she:

nudists having a barbecue

Found here.

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Two Nude Sunbathers

Saturday, December 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Some things never change.

These are not, I think, two randomly encountered nudes sunbathing on a beach. No photographer is ever so lucky. Nope, this is the usual deal. Two pretty girls, rounded up in Paris with all the usual hassle attendant upon dealing with models, and then conducted to the beach (more hassle!) and carefully arrayed for the delectation of the camera lens:

two nude french girls with pretty asses

In this case, I should say, very much worth the effort!

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Spanking Blog may put a different interpretation on this photograph if it wishes, but I maintain that it’s just another contestant in my long running series, Why Rich Men Buy Boats:

why rich men buy boats

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If Everybody Else Jumped Off The Dock…

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

My mother was one of these parents who was inherently suspicious of the entertainments devised by other families. The usual pattern would be, we’d ask for permission, she’d say “Oh, hell no!”, the rejoinder would be some whiny form of “But Mom, everybody else is doing it…” and then she got to deliver her favorite line:

“If everybody else was jumping off the end of the dock, would you?”

Well, actually, Mom…

everybody is jumping off the end of the dock

 

Lots Of Male Skinny Dippers

Sunday, October 10th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

This is fun — at least fifty naked guys jumping in a very small swimming hole with a lot of enthusiasm. I can only guess that this is a WWII-vintage scene; I could see these guys being military, bored, smelly, and really happy to see a place to splash in.

hit the swimming hole

Anyway, it’s much more fun in the 1000-pixel version at Kinky Delight.

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The Skins Versus The Swingers

Saturday, September 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

When the modern rebels start to invade the haunts of the old-fashioned rebels who have gotten staid and conservative, it gets ugly:

Nudists fight for bare essentials as swingers invade holiday colony
By John Lichfield in Paris
Thursday, 23 September 2010

To make a French nudist blush might appear to be a mission impossible. Not at Cap d’Agde, on the Languedoc coast, home to “naked city”, Europe’s largest nudist holiday colony.

A long-simmering war between two tribes of the unclothed — “traditional” nudists and so-called “libertines” or exponents of free sex — exploded into a public protest at the town’s council meeting this week.

Old-fashioned naturists have been complaining for years that Cap d’Agde’s once-sedate nudist quarter has been disfigured by an influx of partner-swapping clubs and raunchy hotels. A flurry of arson attacks on sex clubs two years ago was blamed on low-level terrorism by nudist fundamentalists.

At this week’s Cap d’Agde council meeting, the protests took a more peaceful form. Old-fashioned nudists complained that they, and their children, were being confronted with “voyeurist” and “exhibitionist” behaviour, including sexual acts in public. Worse, they suggested, the “deviant” newcomers sometimes walked about in their clothes and mocked the “real” nudists.

Florence Denestebe, an independent local councillor, said: “When the sun shines, there is an area of Cap d’Agde which turns into the European capital of free sex.”

She asked the town’s mayor, and MP, Gilles d’Ettore, to intervene before Cap d’Agde’s “oversexed” image caused an “explosion of libertine behaviour in non-nudist areas” of the town.

About 30 traditional nudists (fully dressed) applauded her words from the public gallery. One said: “We bought a flat here 34 years ago because we wanted to live naked, to live with the sun. We wanted a natural life. Now, we are surrounded by wild animals.”

Another protester said: “There are often more people walking around dressed than undressed… If you are just an ordinary nudist, they stare at you as if you were something bizarre.”

The “Village Naturiste” at Cap d’Agde, established 40 years ago, attracts up to 40,000 tourists at one time. Sometimes called “Naked City”, it has its own two kilometre-long beach, port and marina, fenced off from the rest of the town. The village has nudist camp sites, apartments, a hotel, shops, restaurants, bars, hairdressers and even a nudist post office and bank.

In the last decade, the village has been colonised by sex clubs and partner-swapping apartment complexes with names like Les Jardins d’Eden or Les Jardins du Babylon.

Deirdre Morrissey, a journalist who visited the resort for the Irish Independent last year, said rules had been relaxed to allow an invasion by the “libertine movement” for “commercial purposes”. “Libertines believe in pure hedonism, including exhibitionism, as we discovered when we sampled the nightlife,” she wrote.

“Over our après-dinner cappuccino, we were a little surprised to see a buffed-up guy dressed in a police uniform mincing around the seating area of the restaurant bothering the patrons. [He ended by] thrusting his naked bits at a pair of female diners, like some sort of bizarre, hedonistic digestif.”

 

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I’ve been finding a lot of old photos lately of pretty nudes and fancy boats. This might turn out to be the first in a series:

why rich men buy boats

 

Skinny Dippers

Monday, July 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

What I love about this photograph is that there’s an element of surprise in their expressions, but there’s a great deal more delight, and they’ve clearly been given time to self-cover a bit, so they seem completely happy about the photograph:

skinny dippers

From 2.25 Genesis.

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Naked Hippies In Love

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Judging by the hair and the beads and the vintage tones of the color photography, this happy scene from Usenet might date all the way back to the original Summer Of Love. No matter, it’s clearly a summer of love:

Nude hippies in love and frolicking at the beach

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Squirt Gun Fight…

Friday, March 21st, 2003 -- by Bacchus

…at a nude beach!

naked blondes have a squirt gun war at a nudist/naturist seaside camp

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