December 20th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
A Truth About Life
According to Mr. Pierre of Mister Pierre Fashion:
“People that don’t read for enjoyment? Don’t give good head!”
From Things I Know To Be True About Life.
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December 18th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Pornocalypse Comes For Fetish Models
Although she never uses the word “pornocalypse”, veteran and beloved fetish model Ariel Anderssen posted a lengthy rant earlier this month about the precise pornocalypse pattern that I have tracking all these years:
I’m told by people who’ve been in the industry (even) longer than I have, that this godawful pattern is normal. Every few years a new platform for pornography will appear, offering something better than whatever’s gone before, or something new (as OnlyFans did by allowing creators to essentially monetize their social media).
Producers and models will begin to use this new platform to sell their content, and the site will grow, using the income it receives from commission on our sales to expand its reach, and building a customer base in the process. Creators like me will begin to rely upon it, first for additional income, and then, if the platform becomes successful enough, as our main income, or even (and this is dangerous) our sole income.
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I’d love to tell you that the cycle just continues this way, with new platforms emerging every few years, giving more choice to creators and customers alike, and forcing the websites we use to remain competitive while providing an excellent user experience. But sadly, that’s not how it works. What happens next, generally, after a few good years, is that the platform will self-destruct. Often, this seems to be at least initially precipitated by external pressures. For OnlyFans, for example, it was scrutiny from Visa and Mastercard, and then from various national governments, that made it become first increasingly censorious, then to announce it was banning adult content altogether, and finally to reverse that disastrous choice after a massive backlash, but to fail so comprehensively in taking on enough staff to sensibly moderate the vast cascade of content being uploaded to OF on a daily basis, that it became essentially unusable for anyone producing anything other than entirely vanilla content. In the process, it also began to hide its pornographic reality behind a safe for work (SFW) facade, which sees OnlyFans’ social media feed looking very much like a pallid, underpopulated version of YouTube.
When things like this happen, porn creators, who tend to be resilient through necessity, will begin to search for new platforms.
And the cycle begins anew!
Thanks to Femdom Resources and loyal ErosBlog reader Vagans for letting me know about Ariel’s essay.
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December 16th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Strapping It On, Among The Ruins
Alice Abernathy and Jill Valentine take a moment for strap-on anal dildo pleasure in a post-apocalyptic abandoned schoolroom, as imagined by Thriller:
I never knew Resident Evil was this entertaining!
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December 14th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Boobies!
Did you ever wonder why a blue collar man will put 800k miles on a truck? Just drive that thing into the fucking ground? It’s all for the joy of seeing “BOOBIES” on the odometer:
When I was a very young lad and calculators with seven-segment displays were still pretty new, somebody published a whole children’s humor book of numbers you could display that said amusing things if you tried to read them as words instead of numbers. I didn’t turn it up in a few minutes of searching Google and the Internet Archive, but I don’t remember the title, so. If you remember it, or its title, or can find a link to it, please share! (However I am pretty sure that BOOBIES was not in that book.)
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December 12th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Stretching Meat: The Betty Crocker Way
I am not making this up:
The above graphic, believe it or not, comes from a 1943 booklet published by General Mills corporation under the title of Your Share: How to Prepare Appetizing, Healthful Meals With Foods Available Today. Despite a full-page forward by Betty Crocker herself (never a real person), the meat-stretching advice is not as exciting as any ErosBlog reader would hope.
See also “Stretch Your Meat With Cream Of Wheat” — a booklet offered in the same year via advertisements in Life magazine and elsewhere:
A heavily-watermarked inverted-colors graphic based on the “Stretch Your Meat” booklet achieved brief internet notoriety via Boing Boing back in 2007, but there doesn’t seem to be a true/complete copy or image of the booklet available anywhere. If an ErosBlog reader knows better, please share!
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December 10th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Monster Fuckery Explained
What’s up with monster fucking? Monster Fucker Monday is a visual celebration, but there’s also plenty of monster fucking in smut books, aka erotic romances. Why? Gab Taylor offers an explanation:
So the reason why a lot of straight women love monster romance is that the monsters and the monster romance are less monstrous than real men in real life. It’s kind of like how in Beauty And The Beast, when Gaston is literally more horrible than the beast, who is an actual monster.
Yeah.
So if you’re really confused on why girly pops are reading about blue aliens, orcs, mermaids, dragons who may have more than one appendage… that’s why. Yeah, that’s why. It’s because it’s supposed to be a play on that. The fact that real men who are humans are actually the real monsters in real life. And that you have to go and find a blue alien who will actually love you and take care of you because the actual humans inside of our own species are incapable of doing so.
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December 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Monster Fucker Monday #17: Happy Holidays!
How could we possibly go into the winter holiday season without a festive outdoor orgy scene that features (among its many intriguing elements) a long queue of tiny horny goblin-esque men waiting their turn to join the erotic celebration?
The scene is a detail from artwork by Arcturusx1, who also illustrated the very first Monster Fucker Monday.
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