When people ask (and they do, which is bizarre, but there it is) for vibrator advice, I always mention the Hitachi Magic Wand because it seems to have so many raving female fans. I just found another one:

The hitachi is my very most favorite sex toy, bar none. I broke three rabbits, bought other cute and buzzy things. I always thought that the hitachi was for grandmas. And then…I saw it in enough kink.com vids (seriously) that I became obsessed with knowing if it was really that good.

For Valentine’s day this year, I bought myself a hitachi. I then proceeded to come 18 times in one session (maybe 20-30 minutes long) and 19 times in 10 minutes the following day. I’m sort of inclined to multiples (not every woman is, and there’s nothing wrong with that) but HOLY GOD.

In short: Yes, I think the hitachi is THAT GOOD.

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The scary thing is I know so many people who actually do cling to this delusion:

Persist in the delusion that you can elicit love and avoid pain by keeping your partner leashed and muzzled like a bad dog. Because that’s always worked out perfectly for everyone who’s ever tried it, right?

From here.

It doesn’t matter how big you are, or how strong you are, or how careful you are. Surprise buttsecks is a risk to which nobody is immune:

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I think this Sex And Submission gallery may feature more kinky sex practices and activities and overall different flavors of fetish fuel than I’ve ever seen in one free porn gallery before.

There’s chains, and shackles, and water hoses, and wet clothing, and ball gags, and spider gags, and a cage, and several different bondage blowjobs including one from inside the cage, and some buttsex of course, and an electric shock toy, and some boot licking, and some pussy fisting, and some forced orgasms with squirting (into her own mouth, even), and some cum on her face and… well, I’m sure I missed something.

The shoot stars Sindee Jennings, and she’s a very busy girl.

Remember Squeegee Girl?

Well, all I can say about this link is “there’s more than one way for an uninhibited young lady to wash your car windows.”

That should be all the warning you need.

This French campaign against tobacco sure did come up with some vivid imagery:

There’s just something about a girl with freckles:

That’s Paige from Sick Puppy, which is one of those sites I’ve always liked because they feature girls with happy faces doing “nasty” things. Porn nostalgia: waaay back in the dialup era (yes, Sick Puppy has been around that long) I remember being shocked (a little, but not in a bad way) because they had a slight and cheerful young lady who made a particular specialty of putting a glass bottle of chocolate Yoo-Hoo in places it had no business being.