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May 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Kickass!

You won’t often find unalloyed admiration for a good ass-kicking displayed on this blog, but today’s a special exception. If anybody ever richly deserved an ass-kicking at the hands of their intended victims, it’s these guys:

When a Saudi religious policeman sauntered about an amusement park in the eastern Saudi Arabian city of Al-Mubarraz looking for unmarried couples illegally socializing, he probably wasn’t expecting much opposition.

But when he approached a young, 20-something couple meandering through the park together, he received an unprecedented whooping.

A member of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, the Saudi religious police known locally as the Hai’a, he asked the couple to confirm their identities and relationship to one another, as it is a crime in Saudi Arabia for unmarried men and women to mix.

For unknown reasons, the young man collapsed upon being questioned by the cop.

According to the Saudi daily Okaz, the woman then allegedly laid into the religious policeman, punching him repeatedly, and leaving him to be taken to the hospital with bruises across his body and face.

“To see resistance from a woman means a lot,” Wajiha Al-Huwaidar, a Saudi women’s rights activist told The Media Line. “People are fed up with these religious police, and now they have to pay the price for the humiliation they put people through for years and years. This is just the beginning and there will be more resistance.”

“The media and the Internet have given people a lot of power and the freedom to express their anger,” she said. “The Hai’a are like a militia, but now whenever they do something it’s all over the Internet. This gives them a horrible reputation and gives people power to react.”

From The Media Line .

 
May 16th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Boobies and Beaded Headbands

First, the image, via Kinky Delight:

skinny dipping girls

With this image I have my usual problem. After too damn many years of looking at pretty dirty pictures out of context, I find myself wanting to know more about them.

I can’t tell. Are these supposed to be American Indian girls, in some Russ-Meyers-esqe fake-historical western titsploitation drama? Nudists, at a themed naturist camp with a cutesy name like “Lake Hiawatha”? Hippy girls? What?

I have this software fantasy. It involves a distributed app for image searching and collaborative crowdsourced image metadata creation. Sort of a community tagging app for images that exist on the web, with smart checksum-and-fingerprint routines for loosely associating similar images wherever they might be found, and mapping quality metadata from one instance of an image to another. Throw in a cryptographically-secured unique-pseudonyms reputation system and a feedback/voting system to make it easy to identify and filter out vandals and anybody else who pollutes the system with consistently bad metadata. Thumbnails and checksums and metadata are tiny, so making the whole thing person-to-person (and thus, lawyer-resistant) is possible, at some cost in speed and efficiency. Some days I wish I had programming chops.

 
May 15th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Freedom From Porn

Hey guess what? Steve Jobs says the iPad is about “freedom from porn.”

Yup, Ryan Tate emailed Steve Jobs and asked him:

If Dylan was 20 today, how would he feel about your company?

Would he think the iPad had the faintest thing to do with “revolution?”

Revolutions are about freedom.

And Steve Jobs answered thusly:

Yep, freedom from programs that steal your private data. Freedom from programs that trash your battery. Freedom from porn. Yep, freedom.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Asshole.

I knew there was a reason I did not want one.

 
May 14th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Spiderman, Fisted

I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it. But here it is:

spiderman gets anally fisted

Looks like he’s using a whole can of Crisco, too.

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May 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Eel Insertions

According to the tabloids, eel sex isn’t safe sex. Duh.

And the following is not a safe link. If one voracious eel is one too many, then how about four?

I say: Four eels is also too many.

If you clicked that link, you’ll get no sympathy from me. Somebody rickrolled me onto it; you got fair warning.

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May 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

You Are The Wind Beneath My Luggage

As usual, Dan “help spread the Santorum” Savage has a good idea:

To mark the downfall of yet another crazy and hypocritical closet case, I propose that “whatever floats your boat” be immediately and permanently retired in favor of “whatever lifts your luggage.” This will be George “Rentboy” Rekers’s legacy, his lexi-colonic gift to the English language. Help spread the meme.

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May 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Is Booty Bumping A Martial Art?

I ask, because I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a pen-and-ink booty in greater need of being plundered:

comic book booty in need of some serious plundering

From Comically Vintage.

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