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June 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Ultimate Surrender: NOT Scripted Like Pro Wrestling

I’d have said this was fairly obvious, but apparently it’s not. In a series of tweets, kickass porn wrestler (it’s like “pro wrestler” with less clothes and more sexual humiliation for the loser) Rain DeGrey persuasively explains that the Ultimate Surrender sexual wrestling bouts are not scripted:

Cant believe how often people ask me if Ultimatesurrender is scripted. Are u kidding me? Do u have ANY idea how hard that would be to fake?!

As someone who was banging the director of US for 3 years, if it was scripted I should of been winning a lot more matches then I did!

None of my matches are scripted, everything is real & each victory I earn through time practicing on the mat & working out all the damn time

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June 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Beats The Hell Out Of Aspirin Tablets

I’m sure this is an ancient joke but it was new to me when I heard it:

Birth control pills: the second-best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

Ancient sexually-repressed billionaires should take note…

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June 23rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Kickstarter This ASAP!

How come Kickstarter never seems to have projects like this to fund? Violet Blue responds to the headline “Desert boot camp helps teens beat addiction to internet porn” by writing:

An anti-porn “boot camp” in Utah for teen boys? Yup. So, who’s up for a paramilitary rescue mission? You know I’ve got the skills.

That would make a kickass comic book!

(Long-time readers will remember this is not the first time I’ve tried to encourage Violet Blue when she “proposes” some media-friendly adventure.)

 
June 20th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Son Of Dick On A Stick

This latest entry in the still somewhat mystifying “dick on a stick” porn genre is at least visually well-composed:

blindfolded woman being offered a rubber dick on a stick

It’s from this Public Disgrace photoshoot and the blindfolded woman is Tara Lynn Fox.

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June 20th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Girls, Your Panties Are Showing

Young ladies these days… I’m not complaining, but it wasn’t like this when I was a lad:

cute girls in short skirts with panties showing

cute girls having a bit of hands-on lesbian fun

Yeah, I know; it’s still (mostly) not like this, not outside of pornland anyway.

From Beauty Angels.

 
June 18th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Attacking The Balls…With Kindness?

I guess I just don’t think about balls enough. I’ve seen The Humbler kicking about the internet in various bits of femdom porn, but I don’t think I ever quite imagined someone doing this to the balls that might be trapped in one. Evil!

Found here.

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June 18th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Kissing In Porn

Real kissing? Or even fake kissing, executed with sincere craft? It’s somewhat rare in porn, but it does happen:

kissing in porn

Dylan kissing Karina White

Of course, kissing is too awesome to be limited entirely to mouths. There’s other stuff needs kissed out there…

The kissers are Karina White and Dylan from Little Mutt.

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