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November 20th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Awesome Dildo Review

Molly Ren found the most awesome dildo review. It’s for the Tantus Echo vibrating dildo:

“For older mountain men like me, satisfying the wanton needs of healthy younger women can sometimes be taxing, if not exhausting, so when I have reached the upper limits of my own existential and physiological turgidity, I reach out for my purple rubber friend, The TAntus, and turn on its agitating vibration to rush into the fray. The Tantus is a stand up device, willing and wiggling through even the hard play of insistent immersion in thorny environs, and still come out ready for more. Built of sturdier stuff that we ordinary mortals, he is always up for the hard job at hand, and can be heartily thrust into whatever taxing situation without worrying about his ability to see it through to the climatic moments ahead. So, with or without Viagra, having a suitable substitute appliance like the Tantus can make for some interesting nights with your favorite younger friend.”

If I ever write a novel I’m going to seriously consider The Wanton Needs Of Healthy Younger Women as my title.

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November 5th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Colt Anal Douche Kit: Douching For Fun

When I first saw the Colt Anal Douche, my thought was “I can think of all kinds of ways to use that in a manner not perfectly consistent with its labeling.”

anal douche/enema system and syringe

And sure enough, I wasn’t the only one! This pretty girl at Bizarre Video has an idea or two, for instance:

blonde in the shower with a douche nozzle

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October 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

No Peekies!

Artist Lon Ryden leads off the Squick Or Squee 2012 weeklong extravaganza at Erotic Mad Science, with this charming drawing of the Gorgon playing with her toys:

Gorgon\'s Plaything

(I chose that word “extravaganza” advisedly; Dr. Faustus says he’s newly commissioned all the images for this week-long event.)

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July 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Grabbed From Behind

Looks like they are getting a lot of fun out of a bottle of massage oil and one of them triangular sex pillow thingies:

grabbed from behind and thrown over a sex pillow during a massage

Pic is from one of the PornPros sites.

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July 11th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Deep In The Coils

Last year when I first noticed and mentioned the then-new-to-the-market Neon Wand electrical sex toy device that competes with the venerable violet wand at a much cheaper price point, I had a few people in meatspace ask me “So, what’s the difference?” And I was all “Umh, well, ya, it’s like, cheaper y’know, and solid state, no moving parts, and, um, maybe a little less powerful they tell me…” I’m good at interfaces and software, but I’m not the sort of guy who has to know how stuff works at the hardware level. (I own several screwdrivers, but when I’ve got one in my hand, something has gone seriously wrong, and odds are, some new shit is getting purchased real soon.)

Fortunately, mad scientists who do understand that tricky hardware stuff abound. One of them is Franklin Veaux, whose review of the Neon Wand contains the essential electronics/hardware discussion you’d never get out of me:

A lot of folks say that a violet wand is a Tesla coil. That’s not actually true. A Tesla coil is an air-cored resonant coil in which the primary and secondary windings share the same air core. You vary the output of a Tesla coil by varying the primary winding.

A violet wand is actually an Oudin coil–an iron-core resonant coil where the primary and secondary winding share the same iron core, and the primary winding is attached to a mechanical interrupter. You vary the output of an Oudin coil by changing the interrupter. In a violet wand, the interruptor is a magnet that vibrates very quickly; you change how strong the output is by turning a knob connected to a screw that actually changes the height of the vibrating magnet. That’s why violet wands always make that characteristic buzzing noise; you’re hearing the magnet vibrating.

The neon wand doesn’t use an old-fashioned Oudin coil at all; it’s entirely solid state. It uses a circuit board with electronics that are more similar to a camera strobe than they are to a resonating coil, though that’s a bit of an oversimplification. Basically, they’re an entirely different technology that does pretty much the same thing. These differences mean that the neon wand is way, way cheaper than a violet wand.

The more you know, right?

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May 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Men On Edge

Gavin Waters tied up and ready for some teasing, ruined orgasm, and orgasm denial play

Because I’m not so good at keeping up with developments in gay porn, I’ve been slow to mention the latest offering from Kink Men: a site/channel called Men on Edge, in which men tie up other men, flog them, and do other cruel things, typically culminating in painful-looking brink-of-orgasm situations not swiftly resolved.

P.S. Uhm, about that particular cruel thing close-up, with the Hitachi-style vibrator right on the tip of his penis? When I see porn where that’s being done to a woman’s clitoris, I’m of course totally cool with it, though I’m not immune to that little bit of sympathy most of us have for a willing submissive in an intense scene. But hey, guess what? When I see much the same thing being done to the sensitive head of a penis, I get a visceral sympathy reaction of the sort men get when other men are kicked in the balls: I want to cup myself protectively and cringe and tell myself reassuring stories about how that’s never going to happen to me. Is there maybe somewhere I can go, where I could get my comfortably-gendered S&M double standards back, plz kay thx bye?

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April 10th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Two Kneeling Poses

There’s a reason why cheesecake nudie magazines are fond of putting their models in demure kneeling postures like this one:

blonde Annika Albright kneeling and posing

Actually, I’m sure there are many reasons. But one of them is that there’s a substantial percentage of men out there who can’t see a pose like that without thinking of improving it with a few accessories:

Annika Albright kneeling in bondage

And speaking of accessories, can we please pan the camera back a little bit, please?

kneeling annika and a table full of whips and paddles and bondage toys

Oh yes, Anikka Albright and her dom look like they have all the toys needed for a fun evening!

From Sex and Submission. The shoot is here.

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