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Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Did you think that merely stepping on a LEG0 brick was painful? The LEG0 Buttplug may safely be presumed to take that experience to a whole other level:
As the saying goes, prepare your anus!
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Friday, September 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Your Boy Joey has a weight-loss tip you may not have tried yet:
Transcript:
I was thinking about something today, and the simple fact is that I’ve lost almost 35 pounds.
One of the ways that I’ve done that is simply by wearing a butt plug for four to eight hours a day. I think my body interprets that as, like, poop. And the next thing you know, I don’t want that extra chicken parm sandwich.
There you go. It’s the actual bottom diet.
Since ErosBlog is a body-positive sex blog, you won’t find much talk of diets or body size here. But for this “diet” tip, I was willing to make an exception.
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Saturday, July 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
What’s more fun than a porn star who puts on a schoolgirl outfit and pretends to play with anal sex toys (a long glass dildo with lots of bloopy bumps, and a jeweled butt plug) as if it were her first time?
Not much is more fun than that, honestly. Photos are from Hazel’s Anal Experiment at Collective Corruption.
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Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Let’s get the Halloween season going, shall we? This might be the spookiest (and yet most attractive) jack-o-lantern you’ll see in 2023:
This little pumpkin-booty clip is circulating at maximum viral speed right now, and I don’t have an origin. But I’ll bet it’s a hard-working cams performer, and if I find out which one, I’ll strive to provide an appropriate link credit.
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Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This would be a delightful view even without the piercing jewelry, the begemmed buttplug, and the tattoos. But with them? It’s a genuine work of art, as all must agree:
From Her Anal Toy on Kink Prime.
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Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 -- by Bacchus
This is the tale of a dirty blonde and a platinum blonde and a big glass buttplug. The dirty blonde can bring the ass-reaming, and she’s happy to deliver it:
But when it’s her turn for an enthusiastic butt-screwing with a big rigid ass toy, suddenly she’s not quite so keen! Luckily for we viewers, the platinum blonde is only too happy to give as good as she got:
The cheerful blonde ladies are Iona and Lisa (aka Dulsineya) from Lez Cuties.
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Friday, February 18th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
It is really easy to mess up and not understand the dimensions of a sex toy one buys online, especially when just a few millimeters can make a major difference to the experience of the toy:
Artist is illcarryyou.
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Sunday, November 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
The man’s notorious at fetish clubs throughout the city. Always well dressed, always with a single monomaniacal goal with every new play partner. They call him “Three-Fingers Charlie”:
The image is from Jessie Cox’s Training Review, an Upper Floor shoot from Kink Unlimited.
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Monday, October 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Via Spanking Blog, we learn that you never know what a woman is hiding under her short pleated schoolgirl skirts. Not until, that is, she pulls down her panties and shows you!
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Thursday, October 14th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
A tiny little bikini and a big butt plug — how is this not a classic combination?
Via Kinky Delight.
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Thursday, September 2nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
You’ll notice in these photos that Cherry Torn’s corkscrew pig-tail anal plug is covered with lube, and her ass is covered with other sticky stuff. She’s apparently been a very busy little piggy-girl!
Photos are from Sex Slaves Get To Work at Kink Unlimited.
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Friday, August 20th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Photos of this pussy-pierced blonde princess sticking a plug up her own ass have been circulating on the amateur-porn sites for a dozen years or so, long enough that the original upload origin is lost to history. To me, this pic has the look of a woman in a long-distance relationship, making sexy selfies to send a distant lover:
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Sunday, August 15th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Jewelry is supposed to catch the eye. I believe this piece is doing its job:
Photo is from a long-lost tumblr.
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Thursday, July 29th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Is there somebody in your life who needs fluffy ears and a long fuzzy tail? Supposedly these are the Grey Wolf Tail Anal Plug And Ears set, but the verisimilitude level is not 100% dialed into wolves at the expense of other large fuzzy canines. You could manage a very passible husky sled-dog with this gear. Don’t forget a leash if you need one!
Somebody had fun writing the sales copy:
You will both be howling in pleasure when you get wild with these exciting accessories. Transform into a sexy beast for your partner with this flirtatious set of ears and a tail plug. The ultra soft and fluffy faux fur is so irresistible that your lover will not be able to keep their hands off of you. The tapered plug is smooth and narrow for an easy and comfortable insertion. The adorable headband with matching ears will complete your ensemble. Stalk your prey or crawl around like the perfect pet when you turn into a gorgeous grey wolf!
Also do not worry: if the woofie-gear is out of stock when you visit, there are plenty more kinds of furry-tailed anal plugs you could get instead.
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Monday, October 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
What’s the point of going to all the trouble of putting on a buttplug pony tail if you don’t get to prance around and make the tail go “swish”?
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Sunday, July 5th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I suppose this is one way to make sure that washing your kitchen floors doesn’t become unduly boring:
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Friday, January 18th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Like it says in the ad: “The Recto Rotor is the only device that reaches the Vital Spot effectively. No other appliance is so constructed: none other able to reach the Vital Spot to such good purpose.” Yup, this lubricating dilator (fancy butt plug) will fix your prostrate “trouble” right up, in the most pleasurable fashion! I do purely love the way early sex toys got sold right out in plain sight as quack medical devices:
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Saturday, March 18th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Back in 2013 I spent a bit of time and effort razzing the Thingiverse people for their adult-hostile terms of service, which at the time (I haven’t checked back in with them subsequently) contained the usual butt-covering boilerplate tending to suggest they’d probably forbid sex toys if anybody could figure out how to to print some body-safe ones (said not to be possible with the 3D printers and feedstocks then available). There’s not much sign that anything has changed at Thingiverse or with the technology of 3D printing, but one entertaining “not a sex toy, just a joke” design has popped up on Thingiverse that may amuse this readership. Behold the GoPro Body Mount by Peterthinks:
Peterthink’s official summary and post-print instructions read:
This started as a joke… it still is really. Print at your own risk, use at your own risk. Any day I don’t make the internet a little weirder is a waste of a day.
Print it, attach camera, insert, film event.
Evidently the bodysafe issue still looms large with 3D printables, however; because when a couple of commenters begin discussing potential practical solutions including acetone washes and silicone dips, Peterthink comes back with a more emphatic disclaimer:
This will never be safe to use. It’s just a joke. Print it, give it as a gift and get a laugh.
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Monday, February 20th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
An anonymous reader sent in this photo from a big-box craft supplies store. I expect these are meant to be Easter decorations, but they sure look like butt plugs, and the “DOORBUSTER” sign surely does not help alleviate that misimpression!
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Saturday, December 26th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
You might think this buttplug is fairly large, and especially long:
But I assure you, it fits.
From a recent photoshoot at Everything Butt.
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Monday, October 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Some people like to wear a butt plug every day, either because they like the sensation or because it’s a task set for them in the context of their BDSM relationship. Molly has some tips for making this a pleasurable and successful practice:
A Shameless Plug
As for your motivation, Molly writes:
Wearing a plug, whether it be around the house or out and about is meant to be fun and sexy. It should be a turn on for you and your body should respond with lovely horny feelings. It should be comfortable, never painful, but not so comfortable that you do not know it is there. After all one can assume you are doing it for the stimulation. Every time you move it should it should remind you that it is there and that you have a deliciously wicked secret party taking place in your pants…
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Saturday, September 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
You know the bondage liveshow is going well when the used sex toys are piling up on the floor at your feet:
This surplus-to-requirements inflatable buttplug photo is from deep in the archives at Real Time Bondage, from a show recorded in 2010.
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Saturday, July 4th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
in the most recent shoot from Everything Butt, Nikki Delano and Mia Li are both in line to get some toys stuffed up their butts. It’s what you’d expect, and they do expect it. Thus it’s all in the line of duty when they are sometimes called upon to perform small lubricating favors for one another:
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Friday, March 13th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
He’s a well-harnessed dude. He doesn’t want his breathing apparatus to fall off. But there are no other environmental threats, and he needs to keep his butt plug in. It all makes sense!
From Hedonix. This blog post says the artwork is by Robert Foster, and contains many more examples of his cover art.
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Thursday, August 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
I suppose it’s no surprise that this man’s butt cheeks look a little bit clenched:
From a shoot for 30 Minutes Of Torment. (The monstrous butt plug is from scifi-nightmare dildo maker Bad Dragon, who recently obtained a measure of “we don’t need you any more” notoriety for killing their affiliate program and then announcing that they were closing the popular forums where they had formerly encouraged their fans and customers to congregate.)
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Saturday, May 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Puppy tails are back!
Many years ago I linked to some waggable rubber buttplug “tails” for puppy play, but they stopped being available in 2012 or so. Believe it or not, I’ve had a couple of emails from people who saw my 2006 post, asking where they can still get these. It was a “sorry, no idea” situation until I found these:
Here’s the sales copy:
The butt plug that your loyal pal has been begging for is finally here!
Combining the fantasy of puppy play with the anal stimulation of a butt plug, anybody who wears this supple tail is bound to end up wagging it in delight while forming a deep connection with their owner. The tail portion that gives this product its name is luxuriously soft and shaped to realistically bring your canine fantasies to life. .
Available in three sizes to accommodate your desired intensity, the softly rounded plug has an arched handle that makes it easy to pull out or convenient to grip for teasing before or after use. Comfortable and hygienic and s medical-grade silicone construction means that this toy is ready for any play from gentle to “ruff”!
2021 update: These specific toys have vanished from the market, as most eventually do, but there’s a similar tail in this puppy play set.
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Wednesday, April 16th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
I can only assume that furry games, puppy play, pony fun, and animal role-play in general must be getting more mainstream, given the fact that recent sex toy introductions include four new animal-tail butt plugs. Four new furry tails, plus the Bad Puppy Butt Plug with embedded steel dog-chain leash:
With the Bad Puppy Plug you can keep your partner leashed up and ready for the pound. To start things off, this butt plug is plenty thick for an intense filling feeling. It’s made of silicone, so it’s flexible yet firm, and easy to clean after messing around.
What makes this pup special is the stainless steel chain link extending from the end, opening up countless possibilities. Restraint is an option if you attach the chain to some immobilizing device, puppy play with a leash attached gives a Dom a new way to keep control, and solo users will even enjoy the different sensation of having the chain’s weight pulling on the plug.
Three different lengths of chain are available, so you can give the sub who wears this as much or as little freedom as that little runt deserves!
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Friday, September 27th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
“Ah, good. I see that I’ve finally found the correct basement.”
From a recent photoshoot at Everything Butt.
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Saturday, July 13th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
OK, it takes a lot for me to look at a new sex toy and go “bu… but… WTF is it for?” These anal tunnel plugs have done it to me today:
Can somebody please point me to an internet resource describing the sexual use of these things? I can’t imagine there are too many people enforcing fecal incontinence on the long-term residents of their dungeons, right? Are people being penetrated through the central holes in these things? Is it for visual access? Perhaps all these things are true. I just can’t say. The promotional copy wasn’t very enlightening:
Want to open yourself and your lover to more intense sensation? These safe, flexible anal tunnel plugs take the conventional butt plug to an entirely new level of physical and visual pleasure. Whether you’re an advanced player or just beginning to explore, our three size options ensure satisfaction, and these tunnel plugs warm to the body and adjust to create a one-of-a-kind fit just for you!
We eagerly await further reports from the sexually-adventurous exploratory front.
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Sunday, June 9th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
One of the funnest things about looking at sex toy advertising is that it’s a literature full of joyful absurdity. Case in point: A sex ball called the Rough Rider. Remember those bouncing ball toys with handles that are for riding?
They are not unheard of for use in porn as well:
(Yes, folks, that’s the infamous Bat Pussy!)
Back to the Rough Rider. You just know you’ll look like a rough rider indeed when you’re bouncing on one of these:
Yes, my friends, if personal dignity is not on your agenda (and anyway, who really has dignity while they have a dildo up their ass?) you can use one of these to fuck yourself in the butt with extra bouncy-bouncy action!
Frankly I’m surprised that the world is not full of femdom porn where men are humiliated by being forced to bounce around the dungeon on one of these while being whipped by dominatrices. Yes, I looked (cursorily). No, I did not find any. Perhaps you’ll do better.
Pro-Tip: If your local sex ball seller is out of stock, you could always get you a robust suction-cup-attached sex toy to improve the bouncy ball you can buy at a regular toy store.
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Saturday, June 27th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
This illustration is from the 1963 publication Black Stocking Parade:
Of course the legendary standard of skill with the pasty-attached tassels is the ability to get them rotating in opposite directions, which may or may not be suggested by this unmoving drawing. But my eye is drawn elsewhere; I confess to wondering exactly where and how the rear “tail tassel” is affixed.
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Everything Butt — announced in this space on Saturday — has now gone live, along with another new Kink.com feature I quite like, which is some ability to preview the movie from the shoot before downloading. This last feature contributed to my discovery of something that’s rare in porn: the genuine laugh-out-loud moment.
I won’t spoil it for you. In the movie from the shoot, you’ll see Mark Davis plumbing the surprisingly-capacious and hitherto-unsuspected depths of Kylie Ireland’s anal vicinity. He’s using the “toy” shown in this photo:
She’s bent way over, he’s plumbing away, then suddenly he bends over a little bit himself and says… well, you just have to hear it for yourself. I literally laughed out loud, and then a beat later, so did Kylie — whom you wouldn’t have expected to be in a laughing frame of mind. It’s good dirty fun.
Saturday, October 4th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
I don’t care if it is made from chrome-plated spring steel, you can’t rightly call this thing a chastity belt:
Lest you remain in any doubt about how this thing works, the uniquely Japanese anatomical cut-away drawing in the next panel will clear things right up for you:
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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Camping in the desert with fetish model Adriana Sage is not like any camping you’ve ever seen. It’s getting dark when she gets to camp, so she pitches her tent, half-wearing a fetching rubber number:
In the morning, it’s time to haul some water. Nipple clamps are for style, we assume:
Then it’s out onto the sand for the day’s entertainment, with horsey tail buttplug and saliva-lubricated crystal dildo:
From the August 2004 edition of Taboo magazine.
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Friday, April 20th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
From Journey Into Submission, a conversation on what happens when you attempt to economize on sex toys:
Somehow the conversation veered way off track.
“Butt plug and ball gag?” someone asked, echoing the last person’s statement.
“How about a butt plug ball gag?” another person asked.
“Ewwww! That’s gross!” a third chimed in.
I tried to hide my face in my hand and ignore the flush rising to my cheeks. Mr Stern looked down at me kneeling at his feet, taking in the banter.
“A butt plug ball gag. Hmmm…” he said, tapping my forehead with his finger. I knew exactly what he was thinking.
Two nights before I had been laying naked on his bed, tied wrists to thighs, with Rachel on one side and Mr Stern on the other…
“Did I tell you what I did to her a few weeks ago?” Mr Stern asked Rachel. I had my eyes closed so I didn’t see but I assume she shook her head.
“I sent her to the grocery store with a butt plug in her cunt,” he said. Rachel laughed.
“Did she keep it in the whole time or did it fall out at the store?” she asked.
“Tell her, slut. Open your eyes, look at Rachel, and tell her if it stayed in the whole time,” he ordered, pulling my hair to force my head back. I swallowed hard, tried to focus and suppressed a giggle that suddenly threatened to bubble up.
“It stayed in the whole time,” I said, meeting her eyes. She nodded wisely. I’m sure I was blushing fiercely at the crudeness of the conversation.
“Which one was it, slut? Was it this one?” Mr Stern asked after a minute, climbing back onto the bed. I shifted my gaze back to him and saw the black butt plug in his hand.
“Yes, Mr Stern, that’s it,” I said. He reached over and pressed it against my lips. I instinctively opened my mouth and he slid it in. Since I had been the one to clean it, I was as sure as I could be that it was clean. Besides, Mr Stern is a self proclaimed germophobe, he was not liable to do anything that actually exposed me to yickiness.
“Have you been practicing deep throating your dildos so you can take my whole cock in?” he asked as the toy went past my tongue.
I shook my head no, unable to speak with the butt plug deep in my throat. It was just small enough to fit in my mouth but there was no room to talk.
“Slut, you need to practice. Let’s see what you can do with this. I’m going to fuck your face with it,” he said, forcing it to the back of my throat. I tilted my head back to allow deeper access. The flared end of the plug rested against my lips and Mr Stern held it with his fingertips. I moaned as he shoved it in and out.
“Does that turn you on, you fucking slut?” he asked. He loomed over me, watching my reaction.
I nodded as well as I could considering my position.
“I bet she’s imagining it’s my cock. That gets her wetter than anything else,” Mr Stern told Rachel. “Is that what you’re doing, slut?”
I nodded again. It was that very idea – of his cock in my mouth – that was turning me on. I wanted to deep throat his cock the way I was letting the plug slide all the way in. I stuck my tongue out a little further, wrapping it around the widest part of the plug.
Mr Stern started telling Rachel how much he enjoys it when I suck his cock, about how I do something with my tongue that is just perfect, and how I was showing off now in hopes of enticing him into putting his cock in my mouth. I concentrated on not gagging and making my display look good, for exactly the reason he had guessed.
Saturday, September 30th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
In which Monmouth demonstrates the fine art of gift-giving:
For her 40th birthday, I gave Betty a belated present: A shiny, black hand-poured silicone buttplug, tapered in shape, with a generous bell end at the bottom, just above the recess.
It was destined to fit snugly into her tight, pink anus.
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I smeared some lube on the puckered opening of her ass, and buried my cock again in the wet depths of her pussy. Betty pressed back against me, driving herself onto my hard shaft, and I slid my thumb experimentally into the lubricated tightness. She let out a deep groan.
“Fuck…” she muttered, and I pulled my thumb out to reach for the plug. Teasing her, I slid it down the slippery crack of her ass, down to the waiting anus, and began to massage her with it, gently. With one hand on her hip, I kept her still, just the tip of my cock still inside her, and pressed the tapered smoothness of the buttplug against the resisting muscle.
“Open up,” I purred. “Show me how you take it in your ass.”
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
ErosBlog is not the only place where the puppy girl fetish has been mentioned; although I haven’t seen too many web resources devoted to canine roleplaying, there’s enough collars and leashes sold to people with no dogs to suggest it’s a fairly popular game. Does your human puppy (I suppose puppyboys are just as likely) need a waggable rubber buttplug dog tail?
The sales copy seems aimed at eager-to-please doggies:
Show your Master you are pleased by wagging your Wiggly Rubber Dog Tail. A perfect tail for puppy play, this anal plug is made out firm yet wiggly black rubber, with a 4″ insertable oval shaped plug and about 8″ of tail to wag. Quality rubber craftsmen designed this plug to stay put and be worn for hours. This well made dog tail compliments any human dog behind. Wear it and be sure to get lots of treats.
Woof!
2021 update: These toys are long unavailable, but there’s a similar tail in this puppy play set.
Saturday, March 18th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Sometimes I have to link to an article (like this one on playing with anal toys) as much for the post title as for the content. How can you not read an article entitled A Spy In The House Of Ass?
My girl’s eyes grow wide as I remove the fatter butt plug from its packaging and brandish it before her. “You wanna put that in me?”
“C’mon, it’s not that big. I had mine in for like half an hour.”
She relents. I watch, fascinated, as her little asshole expands to accommodate the plug at its widest cross-section and then collapses around the narrow neck above the base, locking the toy into position. Leslie sighs. I pull her to the edge of the mattress, push her legs against her chest and plunge into her cunt. “Now you have both holes filled, you little slut!”
And when she comes the butt plug shoots out of her, bouncing off the wooden floor like a rubber ball. We both giggle. I switch holes — if the butt plug won’t keep her rear-end occupied I will — and it’s not long before I burst inside her, my knees threatening to buckle.
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
After having wallowed in BDSM-and-porn hatred in the last couple of posts, it’s time for some good old fashioned unapologetic girl-on-girl bondage porn, with some toilet dunking to push a few more buttons:
From Wired Pussy. And there’s nary a patriarch (nor even a dick!) in sight. (Unless, of course, you count the electrified stainless steel butt plugs in the shoot this picture came from.)
Sunday, September 4th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Thanks to Waking Vixen for her report from the front lines in the war on terror, aka the dreaded New York Subway random bag searches:
Yesterday, the bag search finally happened to me. As luck would have it, I was carrying a bag full of dildos, butt plugs, lube, condoms, a strap on harness and spiky high heels. I got pulled aside and the cop asked me to open my (black! suspicious!) bag. I obliged, and the collection of silicone toys was right on top, with a stiletto poking straight up in the air. The cop didn’t even bat an eye, just nodded and waved me through the turnstile.
Wednesday, March 31st, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Here are some photos from the 419 Eaters Trophy Room. These people make it their business to engage the Nigerian scammers and waste their time. For style points, they convince the Nigerians to pose with various objects and scurrilous signs, and post the resulting photographs in the trophy room. Some samples:
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
When I first got an email from D about his new “Cock Under Lock” BlogSpot blog, my first thought was “eh, that’s about 180 degrees backwards for a sex blog, isn’t it?” But as it happens, the device appears to come off fairly frequently. Apparently D’s lady merely got tired of sharing him with his extensive porno collection. Except on her terms:
I was making a joke referencing a porno I owned, and that E found somewhat repulsive, called “Ass Cream Pies“. At one point describing the kind of cum eating some of the girls do in that movie (read the description if you want to know) . E was so abhorred by this, she said, “that’s it! I’m tying you up and making you drink a shotglass of your own cum. So you can know what it’s like”. I was both turned on by this but also knew that I would not want to drink it after I came. But I was mostly turned on, and looking forward to getting some sort of release.
True to her word, when we got home I was promptly tied down again. She then decided as part of my punishment I would have to watch the Porno in question whilst I was imobilized. This went on for about 45 minutes. I was excited but unable to do anything to further my enjoyment. While this was going on E just sat on the computer doing online shopping and emailing. Eventually she proceeded to unlock the chastity device. I was already semi-hard, but once freed, became almost instantly erect. She started teasing me with light strokes, making me increasingly more rigid. I was as swelled up as I’ve ever seen myself. If that wasn’t enough she inserted the “Tristan” butt plug into my ass. She left the room for a moment and returned with a glass….
Thursday, May 8th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Here’s an excerpt from Tiny Nibbles, a nifty blog written by a woman who (among other interesting things) writes for the very cool people at Good Vibrations. This bit illustrates the perils of sending rude emails to someone with access to all the sex toys plus the complete perv resources of the Greater Bay Area:
But what I really want to tell her is that she needs to be oiled up with a delicious aphrodisiac oil by six nubile and adoring male and female nymphs who blindfold her and drizzle warm maple syrup all over her sensitive parts and lick it all off while drinking some ancient bottle of sweet liqueur that makes them all hallucinate and writhe like a bunch of orgiastic snakes, all culminating with her much-needed introduction to a Hitachi Magic Wand Super Silicone G-Spotter Kit, the Tiny Buzzers nipple clamps, a Little Flirt butt plug and the iSurge, all at once. Then a sound spanking from the super-hot and very scrumptious Mistress Morgana. And a complete training on wifeliness by the dedicated wives of Whap! Magazine.
Bacchus can think of a couple of ladies (not to mention a guy or two) who would benefit from that treatment.
Saturday, January 4th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
…and the world will beat a path away from your door.
Being perhaps readers of other blogs than this one, it’s likely that you my loyal readers have heard of the “Jackhammer Jesus” dildo, the “Baby Jesus” butt plug, and other similar religious-themed sex toys from Divine Interventions.
But this article from the San Francisco Bay Guardian profiles the inventor and promoter of this line, and follows him as he roams sex-positive San Francisco getting the cold shoulder from sex toy buyers.
Picking his way through the brightly lit displays of adult videos, cock rings, and calendars emblazoned with oiled and rippling pectorals, he greeted the bespectacled sales assistant, hoisted a large sports bag onto the counter, rummaged through the contents, and selected an item. When the guy behind the counter saw what the man, whom I shall call Nigel R., was pulling out of the bag, he gave a nervous little laugh and said one word: “Sacrilegious.”
As the home of storefront live-sex Halloween performances, magnificent transvestites, and guys with no qualms about showing off their ass cheeks in leather chaps, the Castro District has traditionally enjoyed a healthy disregard for the status quo. Yet when Nigel R. whipped out a seven-and-a-half-inch marble-white silicone Jackhammer Jesus dildo in the shape of Christ on the cross, the Castro Gulch sales assistant blanched.
Ironic to see that as cutting-edge a paper as the SFBG is still so stuck in the past that even when it prints a URL, it can’t (or won’t) make it an active link in the online edition. Old media, bah.
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