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Wednesday, October 27th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
An anal dildo, his cock, her finger — this woman has it all going on at the same time!
Photo came out of one of my ancient (2008) download directories, and all my forensic tools cannot force these declining remains of the open internet to admit the pic ever existed, much less tell me where it came from.
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Sunday, December 24th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Seen here is the detail from a larger illustration by an unidentified artist, thought by a learned collector to be “the mysterious ‘Wighead'”, from a French erotic book by Clovis Hugues coyly titled “Ode a Venus” on the cover, but rather more directly “Ode au Vagin” on the inside title page.
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Sunday, December 17th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
It’s always been said that a good cavalryman is more cock than brains, and when you think about what they were supposed to do professionally (ride a very large animal very fast through ridiculous obstacles while people noisily attempted to kill them) you can see why that might have been so. However, I’m thinking this guy is taking the whole cock part of the business perhaps a bit too literally:
Artwork is from a French-language edition of the anonymous classic My Secret Life, probably drawn by Berthommé-Saint-André.
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Friday, March 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Today I learned that there exists a commemorative edition of Kake’s cock (pictured above in Kake 1, which is artwork by the legendary Tom of Finland). As you would expect, the cock is a big ‘un:
All is explained, so:
Tom of Finland Kake Cock 12 Inch Silicone Dildo
Behold the enormous work of art that is Kake’s Cock, designed off of the well-hung and lusted-after cock of Tom of Finland’s most featured characters! The dark haired and hyper masculine Kake is a recurrent hero in Tom of Finland stories, touring the world on his motorcycle to spread and bed as many men as he can, and share his beautiful cock with them all. Now, his cock can be yours!
As a special gift, each Tom of Finland Pleasure Tool also includes its own collectible art card by Tom of Finland. This piece also comes with an exclusive dog tag! A portion of proceeds benefit the Tom of Finland Foundation, dedicated to protecting, preserving, and promoting erotic art.
Measurements: 13 inches in total length, 12 inches insertable, 2.5 inches in diameter
Material: Silicone
Color: Grey
Note: Comes packaged in a clear, branded display case. Tom of Finland poster and dog tag included.
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Saturday, October 31st, 2015 -- by Bacchus
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Thursday, June 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
You’ve heard of a “buzz kill”? Well, I think this may be the “happy BDSM” opposite of that:
It’s from Men On Edge, so you needn’t worry; Kurt Von Ryder’s undies come off real fast. In the member’s area there’s a good closeup of the same two-powerful-vibrators-on-a-boner game, only with his underwear gone and replaced by nothing more than a thin coat of lube — like this shot from the shoot but in much closer focus.
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Thursday, January 10th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
If you are possessed with any sort of cock at all, you don’t need an instruction pamphlet in order to know what you should do when presented with the sight of this welcoming mouth:
That’s Angelina Valentine in the most recent Sexually Broken update.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
In which Kaya talks about sex with her master and the new girl:
The sex was phenomenal. I had been a little worried that I might have lost interest in women because I hadn’t been with one for so long, but no. Nope, it’s all still there. :)
She’s hot, and she’s sexy, and she’s warm and soft and beautiful, and good between the sheets.
And she tastes good. Yum.
She came prepared with condoms (we didn’t. Ha. The last time we used one was, um, never!). She came with creams. Tasty, tingly creams. Blow job creams. She rubbed me up and licked me off. She rubbed him up and we both licked him off. She rubbed herself up and me and him licked her off.
I liked sharing. I liked when she and I teamed up on him and shared his cock between us, taking turns licking and sucking. She’d take the balls while I took the cock, or vice versa. I’d take his nipples while she took his cock. We’d both take the cock, our tongues tangling together over the head.
I liked when she and Master teamed up on me. Her soft gentleness in such sharp contrast to Master’s hard roughness. She licks and nibbles; he bites and scratches. He’s gruff and demanding; she was sweet and considerate.
I liked when he and I teamed up on her and I licked her while he fucked her. He and I tasted her together. I sucked her nipples while he pounded her from behind. I cupped her ass cheeks, warm from a recent spanking, I gripped her hands, I kissed her lips, I moved her hair—all while Master took her, over and over again.
When M was fucking her, I kept waiting for a spark of jealousy. Or… something—but there was none of that. I spent a good bit of time off to the side watching them (and a good amount of time right there in the action, too, make no mistake) and I simply enjoyed their enjoyment. I enjoyed watching him; his face, his body. I enjoyed listening to the things he said to her, which were different to the things he says to me (surprisingly).
And I sure enjoyed the view she was giving me. So so much.
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Friday, November 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Well, I suppose this is one explanation for that slack-jawed look the actresses adopt in a certain style of over-produced porn:
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Thursday, August 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
I’ve always figured that the men who enjoy cock and ball torture (CBT for short) have bought in (a bit more seriously than most of us) to the old adage “There’s no such thing as bad attention.” I’m not with them — I want the wire brush, the electrified alligator clips, and the screw clamps kept the hell away from my tender bits!
Via Kinky Delight.
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Saturday, October 9th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I was running through a vein of Tumblrs this morning with a lot of cumshot porn that I can’t or won’t put here for various reasons. But then I thought, for what better reason did God in His Earthly Avatar Tim Berners-Lee implement the hyperlink?
- This one made me laugh. She’s got a zucchini to masturbate with, and she’s not afraid to use it. And judging by the mess, he really likes to watch.
- Two sleepy-looking girls in this photo are trying to lick the last drop of goodness out of this man’s cock. It’s the sort of scene most men figure they’ll never see even once in their lives. It’s not that you couldn’t arrange a threesome — that can be done if you’re some combination of smooth and handsome and lucky and rich — but setting a scene that relaxed and loving? Not easy.
- On the other hand, these two girls are just about to get the flavor and it looks like they are expecting something like liquified dog poo mixed with apple-scented dish detergent. Ladies, if you’re hating the idea so much, why are you there?
- There’s a ton of fake cumshot porn out there where the ladies are drizzled with various mixtures of condensed milk, cornstarch, and so on; you can Google fake jizz recipes. Something about these two girls makes me think they vamped themselves up in the kitchen and posed for this shot to torture an absent young feller. It’s just got that “I’m posing for my facebook and my head is turned because my arm is stretched out with the camera in my hand” feel to it:
- Here we have an over-capacity and overflow issue. And yet he’s still pumping!
- This right here is the ultimate “happy girlfriend” post-blowjob look. I’m not saying there isn’t a professional photog out there who can’t get a paid model to look like that (that’s why we call them “professionals”) but I am saying it’s why people put so much time and effort into looking for real amateur porn on the web.
- Aaaiiieeee! It burns!
I could go on like this for hours, but that’s enough to get started with.
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Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I never knew that sex graffiti was such an interactive art form:
Via Street Art Sucks (although I’d say this bit more like, blows.)
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Monday, September 27th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
No, really. She’s loving it, and it’s making her happy.
Thursday, March 30th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a hilarious transcript of cybersex gone terribly … right? Some goon tries to pretend to be a master, but he seems to think it mostly involves virtual punches and namecalling. And then the hunter becomes the hunted:
mia: *gets out strap-on, and slips it on*
jblack: whoa
mia: *attaches 14″ dildo to strap-on*
mia: *lubes the dildo up*
jblack: where’s the girl? you’re going to fuck a girl right?
mia: you’re the girl. i’m going to fuck you.
jblack: master does not approve
mia: no, see. this whole time you’re under the assumption that i needed to be dominated
mia: the truth of the matter is, I do the dominating.
mia: and to prove it
mia: i’m going to fuck your cyber ass until it cyber bleeds
jblack: master says no
mia: no, YOUR MASTER says yes
mia: bend the fuck over
jblack: i don’t like this
mia: too fucking bad, worm. you’re gonna get it now
mia: *bends you over. spreads your ass.*
jblack: no i don’t want this
mia: he doesn’t WANT this, he says. what about what i said, before you cyber raped me, DICK?
mia: all i’m doing is what you did to me. you think that’s unfair?
jblack: yes
mia: and why is that
jblack: because i aint a fag
mia: oh but i am?
jblack: different. your a bitch
mia: no, actually, YOU’RE the bitch right now
mia: *slams my big dildo into your ass*
mia: oh that feels so good doesn’t it, bitch?
jblack: this is rape
mia: “shut up, bitch. enjoy it”
mia: oh yeah, you like that?
mia: you like Master’s cock?
*jblack has signed off*
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Saturday, January 24th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
A random text bite from the diary of a “fully-owned female slave”. Her Master has finally found a way to make politics entertaining:
Later, He had me pleasure Him orally while He watched the political show of the State of the Union speech. That was unexpected, as was the deepthroating expected of me whenever there was applause. May i just say the Man talked way way too long? my jaw aches tremendously and Master was devastatingly demanding for the whole hour with no intent of having me finish the job. i love very much to suck cock, and Master was making a variety of points with me, but this was the longest hardest blowjob of my life.
A novel method of forestalling political debate, if nothing else.
Sunday, January 4th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Time lapse photography of arousal, from “Dick? What Dick?” to “Ready, Ma’am!” in 30 seconds:
If you find the tiny pictures unsatisfying, you know the routine: give the small pic a little stimulation with your mouse and it will grow for you.
Friday, October 17th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
You think showering is just an efficient way to get clean? You’re missing out on a lot. Here’s how civilized people take a shower:
He crouches and I spread my legs allowing him access to wash me from my hips to my feet, giggling as he tickles my soles and my toes.
When he’s done with my feet, I again turn around so I am facing him. He removes the gloves & puts more soap on his hands. I put one foot up on the safety rail. He takes a step forward and slips one hand to my pussy while the other hand slides around my hips to my backside. He twiddles his soapy fingers in, on and around my bijou, being sure to clean every nook and cranny, until I am shuddering with orgasm after orgasm. His other hand has not been idle. He slides one slippery finger into my asshole and in conjunction with his first hand sends me climbing to ever-higher heights of orgasmic bliss until I slump into his arms & he must steady me to keep me from falling.
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I rub the suds into his hair, cupping his balls in one hand and gripping his swelling shaft with the other. I slide my hand to the head of his cock and then back again, holding the foreskin back so that his glans is exposed and I can rub my soapy fingers and palm around its crown. As his cock grows, it becomes easier and easier to wash – less wrinkles! – and he moans with pleasure and leans against the shower wall, sometimes twitching as I touch a more sensitive spot. Back and forth I rub my hands over and around and under his cock and balls, being sure that every bit of it is clean. Finally he rinses – but has he gotten all the soap off? Only one way to tell! I take his cock into my mouth for a “soap check”; I must be 100% certain that everything is soap-free before we can get out of the shower.
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