ErosBlog

The Sex Blog Of Record
 
 

Overworked Stripper

Friday, June 21st, 2024 -- by Bacchus

I don’t have any context for this strip show but I can say it appeared without caption in the October 1964 issue of Modern Man magazine:

a whole bunch of military men, perhaps Navy from the white uniforms, watch a woman whose nipples are showing above her demi-bra as she dances for them

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Her Nipples, His Pleasure

Saturday, January 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Some things never change. This nipple play artwork is from a page in a 1937 issue (Nº 183) of the French magazine Séduction and it could not possibly be more clear that our man has been, and is, taking enormous delight in pinching and teasing the lady’s nipples. Meanwhile, her facial reaction is somewhere between grumpy and pissed all the way off. If there’s a man alive here in 2024 who is possessed of fingers that work, but somehow he has never seen that identical facial expression, then he is either luckier than most of us, or endowed with a great deal more self-restraint:

man delightedly plays with her nipples while she glares at him

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Claudia Gets The Hose

Saturday, December 31st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Jobs on the set of a sex comedy probably don’t suck in general, but “hosing down the starlet until her nipples pop out” is a job few men would object to:

claudia cardinale showing her nipples after getting sprayed with cold water on a movie set

In the February 1967 issue of Adam magazine this photo is captioned “Claudia Cardinale, Italian sex symbol, gets wetted down for a scene with Tony Curtis in Don’t Make Waves.”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Her “Elemental Sex Appeal” Is Protruding

Thursday, July 21st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A 1948 issue of Night And Day magazine featured an article about the fashion show put on for the amusement of attending wives at the annual convention of the California Bankers’ Association. As you can see, this photo was captioned “Real California wind ruffles locks of model, brings out elemental sex appeal”:

fashion show nipples

Nipples, gentlemen. The word you were searching for is “nipples”.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Cooling Down While Snowboarding?

Wednesday, July 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

lesbian snow tits licking

What’s the best way to cool down while snowboarding on a warm sunny day? Aiden Ashley and her lesbian friends seem to have figured out a unique method that combines snow and nipple licking!

three topless lesbian snowboarders

Photos are from an event on Playboy TV.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Her Nipple Pointing Issue

Tuesday, March 10th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

one of her nipples is sideways

My first thought on seeing this cartoon: “That girl doesn’t need a lawyer, she needs an alignment shop…”

From Zowie magazine (November 1977).

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Nipples In A Silk Dress

Sunday, May 27th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

gangster girl with a mean expression smokes and glares and lets her nipples do her talking

This artwork by Alex Redmond originally graced the cover of the June 1930 edition of Real Detective Tales, which identified the lady with the skeptical expression as a “Gangster’s Girl.” To my modern eye, that nipple-popping dress almost looks like latex rubber, but I’m assuming it’s painted with the intent to represent sheer silk.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Topless Gardener, Warrior For Civil Rights

Monday, May 7th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A story reaching us from the Village Of Red Hook, New York tells of a topless woman watering her plants who has become a warrior for the equality of women:

A topless gardener says the cop who busted her for public lewdness is a boob.

Jenica Igoe, 30, says she didn’t do anything wrong while working in her own yard last summer without a shirt on, even if another woman driving down Igoe’s rural Hudson Valley road took offense and called cops.

Igoe, a restaurant cook, shed her shirt because it was so hot, she claims in a lawsuit she filed against authorities for violating her civil rights.

Cops who had fielded previous complaints about Igoe’s topless yard work simply advised her to cover her nipples, so she bought pasties.

She was wearing them when the priggish passerby snapped a picture of her watering her plants, according to the federal lawsuit.

Before long the prude patrol showed up in the form of Village of Red Hook Officer Travis Sterritt, who arrested Igoe.

“Like many people, including millions of men, she prefers to be topless in the summer heat while performing work outdoors,” Igoe claimed in court papers filed in White Plains federal court against Red Hook, where she lives, and Sterritt, over the August incident. She seeks unspecified damages.

A judge dismissed the charges against Igoe; it’s been legal in New York state for woman to be topless in public since 1992, when two female activists challenged the state’s public lewdness law in court.

The women, Ramona Santorelli and Mary Lou Schloss, were among nine ladies who ditched their tops at a picnic in a bid to get arrested so they could challenge the law. Their convictions were later tossed.

I wonder, though: do they make topless men wear pasties while doing yard work in the state of New York? What’s specially lewd about lady-nipples?

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Do These Go To Eleven?

Monday, December 18th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

female android with knobs for nipples

You might rightly wonder what we are adjusting on the Mercedes-Benz Typ-220-DBL-206 model droid, as imagined by artist Fernando Vicente in his 18-piece fine-art series Anatomies. I, myself, have many additional questions about the Typ-220-DBL-207 model:

anatomies of male android

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Annie Speirs And Friends

Friday, December 8th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Annie Speirs, the proud winner of an Olympic gold medal at the 1912 games in the 4x100m relay. At a time when women in swimming events were considered scandalous (those bodies! the suits! gasp!) she’s standing bold and proud next to her team’s grim-faced and utterly formidable chaperone, nipples fully popped through her silk competition swimsuit, giving absolutely zero fucks and daring the world to make something of it:

Annie Coupe Spears and her nippy nipples

Photo via Spanking Blog.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Miley Cyrus, The 2015 Philosopher Of Tits

Thursday, November 30th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

miley cyrus rocking heart shaped nipple pasties

I missed this bit of video when it went by in 2015, but apparently Miley Cyrus went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to share some thoughts about our weird social attitudes about nipples versus breasts. Yahoo Lifestyle has preserved some of the video, albeit with snarky commentary; but the key part of the discussion made it into the reportage, so you can avoid the slings and arrows of outrageous 2017 web-video monetization if you prefer:

“My dad [would] rather have me with my tits out and being a good person than have my shirt on and be a bitch.

Humans aren’t afraid of the human breast. It’s the nipple that’s the issue. I’m showing my boobs and no one has a problem but the nipples are covered so somehow that’s OK. So America is actually fine with tits, it’s nipples they don’t like. The nipple what you can’t show everyone has but the jug part that everyone doesn’t you’re allowed to show underboob. I’ve never understood the way that works.”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

The Abduction Seduction

Saturday, November 8th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

She was having a quiet afternoon in her art studio. He was bored, and looking for fun. So, he pounced on her with lust in his heart and with his hands full of soft bondage rope:

her bored and horny lover pounces on her with a bundle of soft bondage rope as she is painting in her art studio gallery

However, somehow they never quite manage to get around to the “her getting properly tied up” part. He was having too much fun painting her nipples with ice water, and she was too:

he paints his helpless sex captive with ice water dripped on her nipples with an artist brush

From Sssh.com.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Bolero Straitjacket…For Him

Friday, June 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Back in 2007, we learned of the then-new breakthrough restraint technology in the form of a straitjacket with a cutaway chest so that you could still play with the breasts of your helpless captives while they were properly immobilized. They called it the Bolero Straitjacket and it’s been very popular ever since.

But what if your restrained victim is male? What about the people who want to play with male nipples and need a good restraint system? It took seven long years, but now there’s finally a Bolero Straitjacket for men:

bolero-for-him

Product info:

What’s good for the goose is great for the gander! We’re proud to present the long awaited Men’s Bolero Straitjacket, from our kinky in-house workshop directly into – and over – your loving arms.

One of our most unique and sought-after creations, the original Bolero Straitjacket was granted a patent recognizing the unique usefulness of the design, permitting an examiner to take vital measurements and administer treatments which require a bare chest, while the patient is still able to stand and move with restrained arms and hands. Of course, our purposes are usually a little more nefarious than those of most general practitioners, so our straitjacket has a few additional design features that cater to the fashion-conscious fetishist.

The relaxed, curved elbow design eliminates unsightly bunching and bulk when arms are bent, so you’ll look your best no matter what. There are multiple attachment points for all kinds of bondage possibilities, as well as fastening straps and buckles to make sure anyone who’s locked into this bolero isn’t getting out before they’ve been thoroughly scrutinized and cleared for release.

The cut of this jacket is designed to frame the wearer in the most flattering possible style, for a look and feel somewhere between a traditional leather straitjacket and a men’s chest harness. Whether you’re wearing this for play or just for show, you’re bound to turn all the heads around you in this enticing new ensemble.

You might need clothespins and prickly things to go with it…

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

The Menace Of A Ruler

Monday, March 31st, 2014 -- by Bacchus

In The Manageress, a comic from Dofantasy, this bit of schoolgirl roleplay is not what you would call consensual. She’s painfully clear on the menace to her nipples the ruler poses:

fansadox collection 99: the manageress

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Clothespins On Her Nipples

Thursday, November 8th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

The idea of putting spring-loaded clothes pins on somebody’s nipples is such a basic trope of BDSM that it’s usually encountered as an afterthought, a painful detail that’s barely noticed because of what’s going on with the riding crop or the hot wax or the complicated business with the cables and the pulley and the donkey. But if you’ve ever actually done this (or had it done to you, or done it to yourself) you’ll be aware that it’s quite worthy of a person’s full attention, all by itself:

clothes pegs on her nipples

(Click that image for a much larger version with a bonus third panel showing her facial reaction once the pins spring closed.)

Panels are from a comic called Celine Die Sklaven (Celine The Slave) by Jacobsen.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Teasing His Nipples

Thursday, August 9th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Got a thing for man-nipples in minor bondage peril? If so, you might like these pics from Men On Edge:

twisting his nipples

vibrating his nipples

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Her And Him And Her

Thursday, March 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

In which Kaya talks about sex with her master and the new girl:

The sex was phenomenal. I had been a little worried that I might have lost interest in women because I hadn’t been with one for so long, but no. Nope, it’s all still there. :)

She’s hot, and she’s sexy, and she’s warm and soft and beautiful, and good between the sheets.

And she tastes good. Yum.

She came prepared with condoms (we didn’t. Ha. The last time we used one was, um, never!). She came with creams. Tasty, tingly creams. Blow job creams. She rubbed me up and licked me off. She rubbed him up and we both licked him off. She rubbed herself up and me and him licked her off.

I liked sharing. I liked when she and I teamed up on him and shared his cock between us, taking turns licking and sucking. She’d take the balls while I took the cock, or vice versa. I’d take his nipples while she took his cock. We’d both take the cock, our tongues tangling together over the head.

I liked when she and Master teamed up on me. Her soft gentleness in such sharp contrast to Master’s hard roughness. She licks and nibbles; he bites and scratches. He’s gruff and demanding; she was sweet and considerate.

I liked when he and I teamed up on her and I licked her while he fucked her. He and I tasted her together. I sucked her nipples while he pounded her from behind. I cupped her ass cheeks, warm from a recent spanking, I gripped her hands, I kissed her lips, I moved her hair—all while Master took her, over and over again.

When M was fucking her, I kept waiting for a spark of jealousy. Or… something—but there was none of that. I spent a good bit of time off to the side watching them (and a good amount of time right there in the action, too, make no mistake) and I simply enjoyed their enjoyment. I enjoyed watching him; his face, his body. I enjoyed listening to the things he said to her, which were different to the things he says to me (surprisingly).

And I sure enjoyed the view she was giving me. So so much.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

James Deen: He Could Be Your Boyfriend

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

I wasn’t surprised to see James Deen get profiled in The Observer, but I was a little surprised to hear that he’s turning into a bit of a heart-throb / feminine lust object, a “sensitive boy with closed-door swagger — the flip side of a good girl with a dirty mind”:

At 5′ 8″ and 26-years-old, Mr. Deen is slight of build, fresh of face, and looks like that cute boy from your high school Spanish class. A little bro-y, maybe. Sophomoric, definitely. But he has a surprisingly witty Gmail handle and a sly sense of humor. He could be your boyfriend, if your boyfriend knew his way around a ball gag and just when to pull your hair.

Obviously I don’t look at him “that way”, but I’ve definitely noticed that he’s more than just another over-muscled hunk on a porn set. Here he’s demonstrating just when and how to pinch a lady’s nipples:

James Deen pinching Asphyxia Noir\'s nipples

I liked this quote about rough sex:

“I’ve been into rough sex pretty much my whole sexual life and so I’m not, like, bad at it,” Mr. Deen told me by phone last month, on his 26th birthday. “I don’t know how to say it without being a hideous prick, but I’m pretty good at having rough sex. It got to the point where a lot of girls who aren’t into that type of sex were afraid to work with me because they thought I was going to slap them in the face or something. But I only do that if the girl is into it. There’s no reason to choke somebody if they don’t like getting choked. Then you’re basically being an asshole.”

Image is from here.

 

A Spark To The Nipple

Monday, September 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Playing with violet wands and cheaper-but-similar plasma bulb electrosex toys offers a lot of possibilities — but it’s not easy to photograph. This shot from Wired Pussy does a better job than most:

a spark for her nipple

(Don’t forget to click the photo for a larger view.)

Picture is from this photoshoot (see also this view and this one.)

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Lady Gaga Costume “Fail”

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

I’m not a huge Lady Gaga fan, but I do admire her courage. There are some who say it’s easy to be brave when you’re hella rich, but I’m not so sure — when you’re a memetic engineer working on memes about sex and freedom and what it means to be female in the 21st century, the waves of judgment and hatred and condemnation cannot be easy to surf, even when you’ve got a platoon of bodyguards and handlers and random sycophants to help catch and deflect the worst of it while reassuring you that you’re still perfectly fabulous.

None of which prevents Lady Gaga from running right out along the edge of the knife, and then dancing on the tip — and she does it as a matter of routine:

lady gaga nipple slip

Apparently the official outfit included, variously, some opaque pasties or the basque/corset thing she’s seen falling out of here. But one should generally assume that celebrity “accidents” of this sort are as carefully engineered as every other public moment.

Thanks to Violet Blue for finding the photo.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Like Frankenstein’s Bolts, Her Nipples

Monday, May 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Good advice from a sex-writing tips article, though I’d broaden it to suggest avoiding dumb-shit comparisons of all sorts:

Never compare a woman’s nipples to:

a) Cherries.

b) Cherry pits.

c) Pencil erasers.

d) Frankenstein’s bolts.

Nipples are tricky. They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and shades. They do not, as a rule, look like much of anything, aside from nipples. So resist making dumb-shit comparisons.

 

A Little Breast-On-Breast

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Cartoon nipple-rubbing goodness — doesn’t it brighten your day?

two girls rubbing their nipples together comic

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Some Nipple Pinches

Sunday, March 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Why pinch one nipple when you can be pinching two?

cute naked girl getting both nipples pinched by a uniformed man

An unexpected found gem from a random whipping porn site called Her First Punishment. (2015 update: It has closed; Spanking Blog has a bit of info.)

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Simple (Bondage) Pleasures

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Kids these days, with their fancy whips and their cattle prods and their Samurai electro-probes and their leaping straight for the clitorises

Why, there used to be a time when, you had a woman tied up, it was OK to just tease her a little, you didn’t need to put on a circus:

bound woman having her nipples teased and tickled with a feather

Via Bondage Blog.

 

She, Too, Is Astonished

Monday, December 27th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I’m not typically impressed by a porn model’s self-regard. But in this case, it may be understandable:

action girl model with big protruding nipples

Camera One, zoom in, please?

impressive action girl model looks closely at her magnificent protruding nipples

Picture credit: Action Girls.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

More Vintage Fetish Fuel

Sunday, December 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Sure a vintage photograph like this will be fetish fuel for somebody. And if not, at least it’s proof that people have been doing, and taking pictures of, some kinky shit, for a long time. What we have here is the cropped version of a photo from the 1930s featuring a woman in a skin-tight latex outfit from which the nipple area has been removed:

1930s boobless latex outfit

If you click for the uncropped version, of course she’s wearing high heels, too.

Was it originally supposed to be art, or porn? I have no idea.

Update: Possibly a photo of Yva Richards.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

More Beach Fun

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Girls having fun at the beach, it turns out, is a timeless photographic theme. Yesterday’s fully-clothed (and yet, deliciously nipple-y) beach scene from Kinky Delight is all the proof we need:

vintage beach scene, with nipples

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

You Spin Me

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Music marketing used to be so much more interesting:

nipples and records

From alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. vintage.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Keep Your Nipples Up, Phoebe!

Sunday, September 6th, 2009 -- by Dr. Faustus

It was G.W.F. Hegel, if I remember right, who wrote that the Owl of Minerva flies only at dusk. He meant this as a commentary on the Self-Understanding of the World Spirit in History or some such Deep Important Germanic Thing, but here I’ll just apply it to dirty comic books instead, and how you don’t really know the significance of something when you first encounter it.

It was in a dingy used bookstore, in a decaying New England industrial town, that I encountered in my late teens a truly bizarre-looking comic book called The Adventures of Phoebe Zeit-Geist. I opened it up and found…a pretty young woman being forced to strip at gunpoint by a Nazi (hmm, Erosblog familiar theme there, then tied to a helicopter. Well, I thought, that’s certainly different.

helicoptering and reflecting

But I could deal. I mean, I was eighteen and in college and all sophisticated about sex, right?

Well, wrong. I think I was somewhat disturbed by the fact that in Episode III our heroine Phoebe is killed, and in Episode IV her corpse is stolen by a cult of necrophiliacs…but somehow later on she is resurrected by an Eskimo shaman and then she proceeds to have a endure a series of perils and humiliations that take her all over the globe. She is converted into a makeshift torpedo by some gay white-slaving submarine pirates:

because dynamite is always the obvious solution

She is captured by shoe fetishists:

Where\'s the fourth boot? It\'s a mystery

She is enslaved and abused by Asian communists:

Saturday night at the House of Culture

And so on. There is a mad tattoo artist and a guild of lesbian assassins, among other things. Feeling somewhat disturbed, I didn’t buy the book, a decision I regretted for years thereafter, because copies of The Adventures of Phoebe Zeit-Geist would prove very hard to find in subsequent years.

But what I didn’t realize then is that Phoebe is satire, and absolutely brilliant satire at that. (ErosBlog’s astute readers will have picked this up from individual panels already, of course.) She was written in the mid-1960s by Michael O’Donoghue who would later go on to comedic glory as a writer for National Lampoon and Saturday Night Live. She was drawn by Frank Springer, who would go on to a future as a distinguished artist at Marvel comics. And her adventures were first published in Evergreen Review, one of the most daring serious publications of its day (so much so that it was once denounced by Gerald Ford on the floor of Congress). Everything that O’Donoghue can think of is a target here, from old Perils-of-Pauline like movie serials to James Bond movies. Needless to say, the optimistic consumerist culture of the postwar United States is well skewered.

life goes on

Indeed, by the end, O’Donoghue is even satirizing himself and his own bizarre sense of humor.

Phoebe meets her maker

If you can ever get a copy of Phoebe, treasure it, because there’s really nothing like it. I read it now and wonder how I could have missed all the obvious jokes.

I suppose the answer is just too obvious. Because I was eighteen years old and this a comic book whose heroine spends about eighty of its ninety pages naked, that’s why.

Afterthought: If you are an eccentric billionaire looking for a project with which to make your mark on the world, please consider financing Phoebe as a movie. Thanks, and now back to your regular ErosBlog programming.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Nipples At The Car Show

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

I found this on my hard drive in a directory of vintage pictures. The photo is, of course, not all that old, but it did remind me that I should go to the classic car rally they are having a couple of towns over, next week:

car girl in boots with no bra

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Nipple Nibble

Friday, January 30th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

I don’t quite understand why we don’t see more of this sort of thing in bondage porn. There’s many a man out there who never misses an opportunity to grab, pinch, or nibble on an exposed nipple; and what’s bondage good for, if not for preventing those little automatic protective slappy motions that women make as unconsciously (and as necessarily, I’m sure) as they breathe?

bondage nipple biting

Picture is from this shoot at Public Disgrace.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

It’s Milky Boobs That Threaten The World’s Teens

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

How do we know? Because Facebook says so!

Remember a couple of years ago when LiveJournal crapped all over itself by threatening to suspend people who posted breast-feeding imagery including the dreaded and oh-so-dangerous wild MILF-nipple?

Well, this time it’s Facebook’s turn. The story is all over the internets, but this story sums up the fundamental stupidities. First, Facebook claims that breastfeeding images violate their policy on “obscene, pornographic or sexually-explicit material” — proving only that they don’t know what any of those words mean — and then they try, pretty much in the same breath, to backpedal by explaining that they know nipples aren’t obscene — nipples are of course wonderful! — but the dark skin surrounding the nipple is dangerous to teens, you see:

Facebook said the pictures violate the company’s policy on obscene, pornographic or sexually-explicit material, because of the display of the aureola – the dark skin around the nipple. Reportedly, it had also threatened to terminate accounts of people who do not comply with such policy.

“We agree that breast-feeding is natural and beautiful, and we’re very glad to know that it is so important to some mothers to share this experience with others on Facebook,” said Facebook spokesman Barry Schnitt.

The company insists it is not about obscenity, but more about safety. The policies are to ensure the site remains safe, secure and trusted by its users, who also include teenagers.

Mr Schnitt said only photos which showed the aureola have been removed and others left intact.

I know if I had teens who were big Facebook users, I’d be losing sleep at night worrying about all the aureola-skin they might see on Facebook. Yup, that would be my number one concern about teen safety in connection with a social networking site. Boy howdy.

Memo to Tony Comstock: Did you know that when you turn on Google’s SafeSearch filtering, it filters out most of the internet dictionary pages that will tell you what “aureola” means? Yup, even the dictionaries that limit themselves to art and astronomy and never even mention the medical meaning. Citizen, nipples aren’t safe even when you’re a doctor and want to talk about them in Latin! It’s not even safe to teach people the words!

 

Prominent Nipples Made Easy

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Hmmm, looking at the picture, a person has to wonder. Does Janet Jackson use one of these handy devices for keeping nipples popped up and ready for hanging hardware on?

Nipple Enlarger Ring Kit
Nipple Enlarger Ring Kit

“Easy to use: Pick your pump, slide your ring of choice on to pump applicator, squeeze the bulb to suck the nipple and slide the ring on.”

Sounds a little ouchie, but it oughta work!

 
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
cupid