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Sunday, December 17th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
It’s always been said that a good cavalryman is more cock than brains, and when you think about what they were supposed to do professionally (ride a very large animal very fast through ridiculous obstacles while people noisily attempted to kill them) you can see why that might have been so. However, I’m thinking this guy is taking the whole cock part of the business perhaps a bit too literally:
Artwork is from a French-language edition of the anonymous classic My Secret Life, probably drawn by Berthommé-Saint-André.
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Monday, November 20th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
An official at Whidbey Island Naval Air Station in Washington state confirmed some “fun with contrails” dick-pic skywriting naval-aviator shenanigans recently, stating in what must have been the most fun-killing possible tones: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”
Quote and photo via local TV website KREM.com, which refers to the sky penis as “obscene skywritings” and thus revealed itself as being approximately one thousand years behind the times in its understanding of obscenity.
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Tuesday, December 8th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
I was fixing broken links the other day when I found something wonderful that was buried so deep in a chain of links on archived pages that it would likely never have seen the light again if I didn’t rescue it. I am referring of course to The Magical World Of Penis Unicorns. Here’s another one:
There were t-shirts available, once upon a long time ago. The artist is Jeff Hudson, who had this to say about the penis-horned unicorns:
Are they sexy? Cute? Perverted and wrong? Retarded? What do they want from us? What the fuck are they so happy about?! I don’t know man, leave me alone.
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Saturday, October 31st, 2015 -- by Bacchus
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Saturday, July 25th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
I have no idea what’s actually supposed to be going on in this scene from 2069: A Space Odyssey. But it hardly matters:
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Sunday, December 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Somebody is tired of his wandering penis, and so they want it well-marked:
Art is by Sean.
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Thursday, August 1st, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Too much of a good thing?
Judging by the generous bead of pre-cum, Mr. Anaconda Cock doesn’t think so…
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Thursday, June 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
You’ve heard of a “buzz kill”? Well, I think this may be the “happy BDSM” opposite of that:
It’s from Men On Edge, so you needn’t worry; Kurt Von Ryder’s undies come off real fast. In the member’s area there’s a good closeup of the same two-powerful-vibrators-on-a-boner game, only with his underwear gone and replaced by nothing more than a thin coat of lube — like this shot from the shoot but in much closer focus.
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Saturday, March 2nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
She’s so fresh and innocent, she’s got to pause and think when she’s confronted with an erect penis. “Oh me, oh my, whatever should I do now?”
She looks like a smart young lady, I’m sure she’ll puzzle it out!
More artwork by Tom Sargent.
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Tuesday, January 29th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
The few places this art appears on the web label it “Nazi propaganda” but the language is French and the style seems to suggest French anti-Nazi propaganda to me:
Even if you click for the slightly-bigger version, the resolution isn’t good enough to read the smaller text except that I can make out the word “petit” at the end of the first line. Google tells me that the repeated “Foutre!” in the upper caption is a vulgar French word that can be translated a number of ways but which, etymologically anyway, basically means “Fuck!”
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Friday, January 11th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Sometimes you see stuff and you can’t tell if it’s a manga drawing or some terribly misguided sex-ed resource:
Beware the double-headed penis!
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Thursday, October 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Remember this Frank Frazetta painting detail I posted way back in 2005?
It turns out that in the original piece:
Tarzan was shown with a huge erection. This made the piece. One of the slave girls was looking down at the erection with obvious lust in her eyes. The Queen was lifting herself off the throne and thrusting her pubic area toward Tarzan. Great Frazetta ribald humor! A masterpiece. Frank put a lot of work into the details.
Alex wanted it. Frank said that he would have to remove the penis. Alex agreed. I was thoroughly despondent sitting there watching this scenario play out before my eyes. “My God, Frank, you can’t take out that penis. It will ruin the piece.” I said it calmly and quietly while Alex was looking at other potential acquisitions. Frank simply said: “I can draw another one.” I’ve heard this before and it never happened. Alex was willing to pay 45K for the piece.
Frank got out his gouache bottles and a little water. In a few minutes he had scraped off the penis and flawlessly filled-in the open area. He matched every tone perfectly. It was an amazing thing to see. It is impossible to see that anything different was there before.
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Thursday, August 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
I’ve always figured that the men who enjoy cock and ball torture (CBT for short) have bought in (a bit more seriously than most of us) to the old adage “There’s no such thing as bad attention.” I’m not with them — I want the wire brush, the electrified alligator clips, and the screw clamps kept the hell away from my tender bits!
Via Kinky Delight.
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
I think it’s time to apologize and do whatever the nice lady asks, hmm?
This is from an old Eurocomic called Pussy And Prick — I believe the artist is Hans Arnold Teuschler.
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Sunday, January 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Now THAT is an ominous shadow!
Artwork is by Otis Sweat, I believe.
Saturday, October 2nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I think the careful fingers wrapped around his penis in this Japanese blowjob artwork are actually a form of self-censorship. The taboo, and I’m told it’s mostly a legal one, is entirely against showing male genitalia; so, creative handwork!
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Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I never knew that sex graffiti was such an interactive art form:
Via Street Art Sucks (although I’d say this bit more like, blows.)
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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
This is a screenshot from a 1976 French porn flick called “The Kinky Ladies Of Bourbon Street”. Not, I assure you, the only surreal moment:
Thursday, December 17th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Since yesterday’s foray into modern depravity seems not to have met with universal acclaim, I thought perhaps today we could drop back a century and a decade, and visit the modern depravities of 1900, courtesy of artist Edward Fuchs:
All hail King Richard! All hail King Richard!
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
This image comes via The Art Newspaper:
They explain:
A Louvre art restorer came across a stimulating discovery while cleaning a 17th-century canvas by French artist Nicolas Poussin–a fully erect penis hidden by layers of paint. While working on Poussin’s huge canvas Hymenaios Disguised as a Woman During an Offering to Priapus (1634-38), Brazilian conservator Regina Pinto Moreira uncovered the fertility god’s, er, surprise package, which had been concealed by centuries of dirt and paint. Speaking to the São Paulo press, Moreira said she suspects conservative Catholic critics made a later artist cover up the offending member in the 18th century. “They hid the phallus of Priapus. It’s what we call adjustment for modesty, and it’s not uncommon.”
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Monday, August 24th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Rarely have the symbolic equivalencies between firearms and penises been more explicitly portrayed than in this detail from the movie poster for a Japanese gore flick called (something like) Last Orgy Of The Gestapo:
2013 update: Here’s a .gif of the scene:
Watermark suggests it may have been crafted here.
Monday, June 15th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Just in case you’re one of those innocent people who missed the symbolic import of the whole “witches riding on broomsticks” thing, this vintage art by Eugene Reunier ought to sort you out:
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Monday, March 23rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
You know what they say about the place. Great food, the staff is friendly. But the service is a little bit…eccentric:
Monday, March 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
A 1527 satyr, ready for action:
From Kinky Delight.
Friday, March 14th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
From Vintage Lust:
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Monday, April 25th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Here’s an old painting of an even older sort of transaction:
The image comes from here, with the breathless caption: “A 19th century painting crudely depicts the power of wealth and dominion.” Me, I see more dominion in that outstretched palm than I do in the guy with his pecker out.
2013 Update: fixed the broken link and upsized the tiny art that was here.
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Thursday, April 14th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
I don’t usually post nude celebrity pictures on ErosBlog, because there are so many photoshops and fakes, and because I don’t have a good eye for celebrities anyway. I don’t usually recognize even my favorite actors in a new show until I hear their voices. On top of that, I’ve got a readership that would argue at length whether the person in a random tourist snapshot is a man or a woman, based on no better evidence than the shape of a jawline. I can only imagine how many comments this post will accumulate from folks eager to share their opinion on the is-it-or-isn’t-it question. (Hint: Zero would be just fine. Nobody is conducting an opinion poll here.)
Anyway, The Nymph says it looks like Tony to her. And that’s good enough for me:
[This photo was removed in response to a request from Mr. Danza’s attorneys. The salient points in their letter are 1) that the photo is fake, and 2) that it “has caused and continues to cause him distress.” For which, my apologies.]
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Sunday, June 13th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Don’t worry, ladies, National Penis Month continues. Although I don’t see how any of my male readers could possibly object to this one, all things considered:
I have another shot from this photo series which I may post another day….
Picture is from my alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. vintage directory.
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