Ridged Dildo, Coming In Hot
Saturday, September 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
She looks angry, or at least determined. You best prepare your anus:
From Kinky Delight.
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The Neighbor And Her Dildo
Saturday, June 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Peeking through the fence really paid off today; the neighbor lady was spending some quality time poolside with her suction-cup cock-and-balls dildo.
Artwork is by Sincopation.
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Dildo Regrets: She’s Had Them
Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Since, for me, puberty and the AIDS epidemic were more or less simultaneous events, I’ve spent my entire sexual life being bombarded with efforts to make condoms sexy. Not just condoms in particular, but also “safe sex” (later rebranded “safer sex”) in general.
It never really worked. Condoms are necessary, in many contexts; and there’s a public health argument to be made for positive depictions of condoms in porn and erotica, too. Especially when the absence of a condom in an erotic display will be jarring and unpleasant for some. It’s a no-win situation for adult creators, and most of them just deal with it as smoothly as possible, the way we’ve all been doing all our lives.
What about actually sexy depictions of condom use? I haven’t seen very many. In twenty years of sex blogging, these two are the only memorable ones.
And then, today, I encountered a genuine first: a condom reference in erotic fiction that was at least a little bit sexy, and actually made me laugh out loud when I got to the concluding simile:
“Now there was a condom, and he was tearing the wrapper. Rolling it down the blush of his length, and it was one of those fetish black ones. When he got it to the base, slacks only unzipped but belt intact, he looked glossy and threatening, like some intimidating new dildo she’d buy and then have second thoughts about.”
That’s from the BDSM novella Breathless by Eris Adderly, as seen in the anthology volume Black Light: Roulette War.
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A Dildo In A Nantucket Chimney
Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
There’s a persistent story in the Northeast that the wives of whalers might once upon a time have been given dildos by their husbands before long whaling voyages. There’s even a cute euphemism for them: such a dildo was said to be called a “He’s-at-home”. The singular plaster dildo pictured above is not proof entire that the story is true, but it was found bricked up in the chimney of a Nantucket house with other old artifacts:
In the box were the other antiques the mason had found with the dildo: six charred envelopes from the 1890s addressed to Captain James B. Coffin; letters from the same James B. Coffin to Grover Cleveland and Assistant Secretary of State Edwin Dehl; a dirty and frayed shirt collar; a pipe that still smelled of tobacco when I fit my nose in the bowl; and a green glass laudanum bottle. These items must have been hidden in the chimney by James’s wife, Martha “Mattie” Coffin, sometime between when the letters were dated and when she died in 1928. The fireplace was later sealed up, and a closet was built in front of it.
This long and sensitive essay explores the history of this particular dildo, and presents what sound like painstaking efforts to confirm the popular historic lore around lonely wives left behind by the whaling fleets. I say efforts because, at the end of it all, the author is left without much more than this peculiar artifact, finding no others, nor any contemporaneous accounts, in a region chock full of well-curated, if perhaps also prudish, historical museums:
At first glance, the he’s-at-home might be an example of bad fact-checking, the old whaling dildo being too juicy a detail to disregard. The books on Nantucket’s history that discuss he’s-at-homes all reference each other in their bibliographies; echo-chambers of research should raise red flags. The thought that I’d had while standing beside Connie’s chimney weeks before rose again: What if this was all a big joke? What if the he’s-at-homes were part of the island’s oldest gossip, started back in the 1800s and washed ashore 150 years later in a smattering of books and a monologue, spread through the island’s collective consciousness, and now accepted as historical fact?
The entire essay is worth your time, if only for how well it illustrates the perils of trying to research a taboo topic in conservatively-kept archives.
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Juliette’s Toy
Tuesday, August 9th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Juliette has a little spare time and a nice quiet room and a big dildo and a bit of privacy (except for the photographer). So it’s time for her to make her own fun!
Juliette’s self-pleasuring photo is from the defunct “All Ruth” site.
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Anal Dildo Lesbians
Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus
This is an intricate operation. It requires concentration:
Photo is from LesCuties.com.
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Truncheons Into Dildos
Saturday, June 18th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
In the Christian tradition, the prophet Isaiah foretells a day when the people of the world will beat their swords into ploughshares, and their spears into pruning hooks. Well, it seems to me that when that happy day comes, we’ll also have a bunch of unemployed cops, and a surplus of police truncheons. Here’s one sensible proposal for repurposing them all:
Art is from that Leçons d’amour book.
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Cam Girl With A Pussy Problem
Thursday, May 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Clink this link and you can watch for yourself: cams performer Wendy Fors is laying comfortably on her back in her bed with her knees beside her ears, blissfully dildoing herself with a large transparent sex toy for the amusement of her audience, when what to our wondering eyes should appear but a large fluffy black and white cat? Of course the cat climbs up on her boobs, flops down, and settles in for a comfy nap. Wendy peers past the cat to the camera and bemusedly asks “Seriously?” It’s a good question!
Sucking For Science
Friday, January 14th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Elise Graves is a very scientific sadist, it turns out:
Mercy West’s head is trapped in a suspended thick clear acrylic box. Elise then shines a bright light in Mercy’s face so that every nuance of Mercy’s reactions to Elise’s grabbing, pulling, pinching, licking and sucking can be brought to light and studied. It’s a bit of a science experiment, with Mercy as the rat and Elise as the researcher. Elise’s scientific study.
Photos are from It’s All In Your Head, a Bondage Liberation shoot available via Kink Unlimited.
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Icicle Art Glass Dildo
Thursday, December 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
When you unpacked your Christmas decorations, did you remember to get out the glass icicles?
There’s a whole series of these Icicle toys. Collect ’em all?
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Afternoon In Dildo Park
Sunday, February 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
It’s a pleasant afternoon at the park, but hey — what is that woman doing over there?
Her? This is what she’s doing. Enjoy!
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What’s Under Her Mask?
Tuesday, October 27th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
After you see this image, you may never again look at a masked woman with her head held high and an amused glint in her eye without wondering “What is under her mask?”
Hey, in a pandemic, people have to make their own fun.
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A Celebrated Strap-On
Thursday, January 18th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
The floral wreath around the tip of this strap-on dildo is intended, I imagine, to suggest that it is an award-winning tool, to which accolades are presumably due because of many fine orgasms skillfully and diligently delivered by means of its good offices:
The artwork is one of those ornamental publishing details that used to appear throughout the pages of better-quality books. This one appeared in an edition of Pibrac: Quatrains érotiques de Pierre Louys. According to the source I’ve linked, the artist is not known for certain but is said by at least one source to be Berthommé Saint-André.
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A Very Special Dildo-Tipped Archery
Monday, December 19th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Dildo archery practice like this is tricky, but fun if he does it right:
From the cover of an Italian pulp.
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Hard-Working Cam Girls
Friday, December 9th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Everybody knows that camgirls have to work pretty hard, especially in this new “free cams” world where they need to entice the tokens. But this lady is working especially hard:
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Dildo Baggins I Presume
Wednesday, August 24th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Where does the word “dildo” come from? I won’t clickbait you: this article does not have the answer. The answer is apparently not known. But here you will find several entertaining theories and an entertaining firkytoodle:
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This Mineral Is Not For Fucking
Wednesday, May 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
So it seems a lot of Tumblr is having a merry time discussing the fuckability of this mineralogical sample, to wit, a polished stalactite composed (more or less) of solid malachite:
You pretty much have to go read the whole thread. There’s some back and forth about whether malachite (which is a copper mineral) is toxic (conclusion: not really) but ultimately the real problem turns out to be that it dissolves pretty well under vagina conditions and in solution, the copper is not good for vaginal microbiota:
Ok so here’s the thing though
Malachite is not poisonous to YOU. BUT fucking this stalactite will probably wreck your vaginal flora and leave you with a gruesome infection within a couple days.
Want details? SO GLAD YOU ASKED, ‘CAUSE HERE THEY ARE.
– Malachite is not copper oxide. It’s Cu2CO3(OH)2. Like most carbonates it’s water soluble— that’s how it became a stalactite in the first place! And technically any given chunk of “malachite” isn’t just malachite— it’s a mix of various copper carbonates & oxides. This will become important later.
– When malachite dissolves it makes a bunch of copper (Cu++) ions. Cu++ is GREAT at killing bacteria and fungi— so good at it that sprays with Cu++ get used a lot as a spray in agriculture to stop plant disease. It takes such a large dose to harm larger organisms that copper sprays are used a lot in organic agriculture (like Bordeaux mixture).
So bottom line, yes malachite is technically nontoxic to humans. But it kills bacteria when it dissolves and releases Cu++.
– Malachite dissolves somewhat slowly in water— but vaginal secretions aren’t just any water. A healthy human vagina has a pH of 3.8-4.5 and a salinity of about 0.9%. It’s also warmer than your average underground cave at 37°C (or 98.5°F in American meat units). As luck would have it, acidity, salinity, and warmth all make malachite dissolve faster.
– In other words, the human vagina dissolves malachite.
– I have no deeper explanation for why human females can dissolve rocks with our genitals. It simply is.
The conversation continues. We may yet learn more!
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Kake’s Cock
Friday, March 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Today I learned that there exists a commemorative edition of Kake’s cock (pictured above in Kake 1, which is artwork by the legendary Tom of Finland). As you would expect, the cock is a big ‘un:
All is explained, so:
Tom of Finland Kake Cock 12 Inch Silicone Dildo
Behold the enormous work of art that is Kake’s Cock, designed off of the well-hung and lusted-after cock of Tom of Finland’s most featured characters! The dark haired and hyper masculine Kake is a recurrent hero in Tom of Finland stories, touring the world on his motorcycle to spread and bed as many men as he can, and share his beautiful cock with them all. Now, his cock can be yours!
As a special gift, each Tom of Finland Pleasure Tool also includes its own collectible art card by Tom of Finland. This piece also comes with an exclusive dog tag! A portion of proceeds benefit the Tom of Finland Foundation, dedicated to protecting, preserving, and promoting erotic art.
Measurements: 13 inches in total length, 12 inches insertable, 2.5 inches in diameter
Material: Silicone
Color: Grey
Note: Comes packaged in a clear, branded display case. Tom of Finland poster and dog tag included.
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Worship The Huge Ridged Strap-On
Sunday, January 3rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
There aren’t enough ridiculously-oversized strap-on dildos (with “pleasure” ridges!) in the world. Just ask any fantasy-crazed pegging enthusiast whose lustful eyes are bigger than his anus; he’ll tell you so. Fortunately the Japanese anime people were on this problem years ago, and Bondage Blog has the artwork to prove it:
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18th-Century Leather Dildo From Poland
Thursday, April 16th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
According to this story, the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments in Gdansk, Poland is in possession of a finely-made leather-and-wood sex toy that was discovered while digging out a latrine that dates from the second half of the 1700s.
The dildo is large, thick, made of leather filled with bristles, and has a wooden tip. An archaeologist said
“It was certainly expensive. Cleaning revealed it was made of high quality leather.”
Speculation is that the toy came to be in the latrine after being dropped by the person who was using it.
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“You Should Have Put A Rope On It”
Thursday, March 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Here are some eye-catching sculptures in silicone. If erect is good and veins-bulgingly erect is better, then I suppose roped-so-tight-it-can’t-ever-soften is best of all?
Perfect for those who crave the ultimate textured dildo, the Tantus Bound textured dildo is medium sized (a bit over 6 inches) and has a realistic feel, but with a lot extra.
The lifelike glans, sculpted veins and textured skin-like surface are further enhanced by detailed ropes coiling from one end of the shaft to the base!
Enjoy heightened tactile pleasure with Bound, the first design from Tantus and SheVibes’ Vibeology, either handheld or with a harness. Its ultra-premium silicone material is firm but flexible, and warms well to body temperature. Perfect for solo or partnered play.
Some of you lot will no doubt prefer to make your own rigid toy at home using whatever volunteer phallus you have available. In which case, you’ll need rope — cotton or hemp as you please.
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Prepare The Dildo
Monday, October 13th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Since this large curved lumpy-bumpy glass dildo will soon be going up her ass without any other lube, it’s really quite important that she make the most of this brief opportunity to moisten it with her mouth:
Picture is from The Wasteland. The dildo? I’m not sure which model that is. There are many similar glass and Pyrex dildos out there.
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Clenched At The Sight Of It
Thursday, August 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
I suppose it’s no surprise that this man’s butt cheeks look a little bit clenched:
From a shoot for 30 Minutes Of Torment. (The monstrous butt plug is from scifi-nightmare dildo maker Bad Dragon, who recently obtained a measure of “we don’t need you any more” notoriety for killing their affiliate program and then announcing that they were closing the popular forums where they had formerly encouraged their fans and customers to congregate.)
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The Phallus
Wednesday, December 18th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
I’ve never liked the Von Bayros erotic etchings as much as most people seem to; they’ve always struck me as passionless and overdrawn. But this one works:
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Another Early Sex Machine
Thursday, December 12th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
As sex machines go, this “Aparato Consolador Cipo-T” looks remarkably modern:
Found here.
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Talented Dildo Sucker
Sunday, October 20th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
The woman in this video is a webcam personality called Kristina Lovett. I’d say she’s got talent:
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Squirting Cum Lube
Tuesday, September 10th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
It’s no secret that some people have a sexual appetite for playing with cum that exceeds the volume of cum one man can readily produce on any given evening. Lining up more men to produce more cum is certainly possible, but can be logistically challenging and/or tiresome; and sometimes — amazingly — there’s a shortage of ready volunteers. Thus is born the market demand filled by a product called Squirting Cum Lube:
The new Squirting Cum Lube is specially designed and colored to duplicate the appearance and the feel of real cum! This water-based lubricant can be used inside a realistic squirting cock dildo, on a genuine real life cock for stimulation, or to lube up a dildo or vibrator for easy insertion.
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Sex Toy Shopping In 300BC Alexandria
Tuesday, June 18th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
You apparently have to read between the lines just a little bit, but apparently there’s an ancient poem about ladies shopping for shoes that’s actually about shopping for dildos:
The most memorable account of an ancient shopping expedition is found in some comic verses by the third-century BC poet Herodas, who lived in Alexandria, by far the smartest city in the Western world at the time. In his poem a woman called Metro and a couple of her friends visit a shoe shop owned by one Kerdon (‘Mr Profiteer’). As soon as they arrive, slaves bring a bench for the ladies to sit on, while Kerdon tries to interest them in his wares with a pushy sales pitch that mixes extravagant claims for the styles, workmanship and glorious colours of the shoes, with what sounds like a well practised hard-luck story lamenting his life of unremitting toil and all the mouths he has to feed. Eventually every variety of shoe in the shop is brought out — Sikyonians, slippers, boots, Argive sandals, scarlets, flats — before the ladies start haggling about prices and thinking about the footwear they are going to need for an upcoming festival.
…
It does not take a reader long to spot that the same female character, Metro, features in the poem that comes immediately before the one about the shopping trip in Herodas’ collection; in it she admires a friend’s scarlet dildo and is told that it was made and sold by a man called Kerdon. Most critics have assumed, given the matching names, that the story of the shoe shop should be read as a sequel to the banter about dildoes, and all kinds of sexual double entendre have been unearthed in the encounter with the shopkeeper to suggest that these ladies were interested in something rather more risqué than shoes (Sikyonians, for example, were a sort of Greek footwear, but also a famous variety of cucumber and so a comic term for a phallus, and the ‘scarlets’ are a suspicious match for the scarlet dildo).
The poems themselves may be found in English translation here. I like this snippet from the first one:
It was Kerdo who made it. He works at his house and sells secretly – Every door is afraid of the tax-collectors! – But the things he makes, all of them, are worthy of Athena; you would believe you saw her hand, instead of Kerdo’s. He came here with two, Metro! When I saw them, my eyes nearly burst out with desire. The men certainly have no rams like those! – we are alone – that is sure! And this is not all: their smoothness – a dream; and the stitches – of down, not of thread! Hunt as you might, you could not find another cobbler so kindly disposed toward women.
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Bouncy Buttplugs
Sunday, June 9th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
One of the funnest things about looking at sex toy advertising is that it’s a literature full of joyful absurdity. Case in point: A sex ball called the Rough Rider. Remember those bouncing ball toys with handles that are for riding?
They are not unheard of for use in porn as well:
(Yes, folks, that’s the infamous Bat Pussy!)
Back to the Rough Rider. You just know you’ll look like a rough rider indeed when you’re bouncing on one of these:
Yes, my friends, if personal dignity is not on your agenda (and anyway, who really has dignity while they have a dildo up their ass?) you can use one of these to fuck yourself in the butt with extra bouncy-bouncy action!
Frankly I’m surprised that the world is not full of femdom porn where men are humiliated by being forced to bounce around the dungeon on one of these while being whipped by dominatrices. Yes, I looked (cursorily). No, I did not find any. Perhaps you’ll do better.
Pro-Tip: If your local sex ball seller is out of stock, you could always get you a robust suction-cup-attached sex toy to improve the bouncy ball you can buy at a regular toy store.
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The Congress Of Sex Machines
Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Somebody has too many sex machines:
Found at Fifi’s place.
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Beware The 28mm D.I.L.D.O. “Launcher Of Love”
Monday, March 4th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
This comes from “The Slingshot Channel” and it features a gentleman who has made a formidable double-barreled rubber-band gun for launching inexpensive drugstore-style vibrating dildos at 167 feet-per-second. He calls the ammunition a “Damage Inflicting Longitudinal Destruction Object” and the gun “The Launcher Of Love”:
The video starts off with “While on the eternal hunt for new things that we can fire from a slingshot, I came across a missile that looks very very interesting…”
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An Early Riding Vibrator
Thursday, February 7th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
It’s the dildo for a saddle-horn that truly gives the game away, here:
As Maggie Mayhem says: “Y’all think you’re new and fancy with your Sybians and your iPhones. Whatever.”
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A Gift For Your Sweetie: Double Penetration!
Wednesday, January 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
A while back I had a conversation somewhere on social media (I’m getting old enough for “can’t remember shit” disease to have set in, so I have no idea where or precisely with whom) with a woman who said she didn’t understand why dildo harnesses weren’t more popular with men. Being the (comedic) straight man that I am, I asked “Ah, durr, what for?” Her answer was, essentially, so they could do this:
That’s the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set. It caught my eye because I was looking at Valentines Day sex toy sales at the time and reflecting on how “sex toys as romantic gifts” is a tricky thing to get right. It’s no fun if the buyer won’t enjoy it, but you don’t want to be that guy who springs a new and possibly-unwelcome fetish play request on his partner in the guise of buying the necessary gear “for her” with a heavy side of “so now we have to play with it”. The trick, of course, is to buy gear for a fantasy she’s already expressed an interest in.
So, this may not be your situation. But imagine that she’s said on several occasions some variation of: “Gosh, I’d love to be double-penetrated like those girls in the pornos, but I don’t want another man in my bed so I guess I’ll just have to dream about it…” I’d say the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set is your opportunity to go all “I am a MAN, I provide SOLUTIONS by using ENGINEERING!” Once again, MacGyver saves the day.
Hey. Maybe that’s not your situation. Maybe you’ll do better if you buy her the Anal Rosebud Suction Cylinder (I am totally not making this up). I dunno. The point is, romantic sex toy gifts work better if you’ve been listening to your partner and get a gift that enables one of their sexual fetishes or fantasies, rather than just your own. Yeah, that’s so basic, but people (especially guys) get it wrong all the time.
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Annie The Gardener
Thursday, January 17th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
It turns out that Annie is a produce enthusiast:
From ALS Angels.
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Awesome Dildo Review
Tuesday, November 20th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Molly Ren found the most awesome dildo review. It’s for the Tantus Echo vibrating dildo:
“For older mountain men like me, satisfying the wanton needs of healthy younger women can sometimes be taxing, if not exhausting, so when I have reached the upper limits of my own existential and physiological turgidity, I reach out for my purple rubber friend, The TAntus, and turn on its agitating vibration to rush into the fray. The Tantus is a stand up device, willing and wiggling through even the hard play of insistent immersion in thorny environs, and still come out ready for more. Built of sturdier stuff that we ordinary mortals, he is always up for the hard job at hand, and can be heartily thrust into whatever taxing situation without worrying about his ability to see it through to the climatic moments ahead. So, with or without Viagra, having a suitable substitute appliance like the Tantus can make for some interesting nights with your favorite younger friend.”
If I ever write a novel I’m going to seriously consider The Wanton Needs Of Healthy Younger Women as my title.
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Suck It, Girl
Saturday, June 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Perhaps I’m just a poor innocent, but the proportions of this strap-on dildo strike me as ambitious, no matter what its intended orifice:
Of course, the ALS girls are known to the far corners of the earth for their enthusiasm and cheerful approach to substantial insertion projects…
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Son Of Dick On A Stick
Wednesday, June 20th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
This latest entry in the still somewhat mystifying “dick on a stick” porn genre is at least visually well-composed:
It’s from this Public Disgrace photoshoot and the blindfolded woman is Tara Lynn Fox.
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Plug It In
Saturday, April 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Ready to “plug in some passion”?
Via the ElectroSex Blog.
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Another Strap-On Party
Wednesday, April 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
An old find in one of my Usenet directories:
Google tells me it’s from the 1920s, by an artist called Reunier.
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Nuns At A Black Mass
Tuesday, August 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
This is a detail from an illustration by Kinuko Craft, found via Kinky Delight:
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Her Dildo-Launcher Anus
Sunday, April 3rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Here’s an animated .gif you won’t want to miss: Dildo Launcher
What Is This I Don’t Even
Tuesday, January 11th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Entirely unsure what-all we are looking at here. But it looks like fun is being had:
Found it at All Shapes And Sizes.
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Old Time Dildo Fun
Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
From Vintage Lust:
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More Vintage Strap-on Dildo Sex
Friday, October 12th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Remember my Strap-On Sex, Circa 1910 post in which I teased Susie Bright about inventing the strap-on dildo? Well, now (courtesy of Vintage Lust, a fresh-but-promising trove of vintage sex pictures) we have yet another fine vintage image of lesbian strap-on sex:
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And Who Shall Be Master?
Thursday, March 30th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a hilarious transcript of cybersex gone terribly … right? Some goon tries to pretend to be a master, but he seems to think it mostly involves virtual punches and namecalling. And then the hunter becomes the hunted:
mia: *gets out strap-on, and slips it on*
jblack: whoa
mia: *attaches 14″ dildo to strap-on*
mia: *lubes the dildo up*
jblack: where’s the girl? you’re going to fuck a girl right?
mia: you’re the girl. i’m going to fuck you.
jblack: master does not approve
mia: no, see. this whole time you’re under the assumption that i needed to be dominated
mia: the truth of the matter is, I do the dominating.
mia: and to prove it
mia: i’m going to fuck your cyber ass until it cyber bleeds
jblack: master says no
mia: no, YOUR MASTER says yes
mia: bend the fuck over
jblack: i don’t like this
mia: too fucking bad, worm. you’re gonna get it now
mia: *bends you over. spreads your ass.*
jblack: no i don’t want this
mia: he doesn’t WANT this, he says. what about what i said, before you cyber raped me, DICK?
mia: all i’m doing is what you did to me. you think that’s unfair?
jblack: yes
mia: and why is that
jblack: because i aint a fag
mia: oh but i am?
jblack: different. your a bitch
mia: no, actually, YOU’RE the bitch right now
mia: *slams my big dildo into your ass*
mia: oh that feels so good doesn’t it, bitch?
jblack: this is rape
mia: “shut up, bitch. enjoy it”
mia: oh yeah, you like that?
mia: you like Master’s cock?
*jblack has signed off*
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Sucking A Rubber Dick
Thursday, April 14th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
This is not the gay blowjob it appears to be:
That’s actually a realistic black cock-and-balls dildo on a fucking machine at Butt Machine Boys. The hooded man sucking it like it was full of tasty jam is Rhet Hengst.
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An Ancient Bronze Dildo
Friday, March 11th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
It’s a truism in the internet age that sex drives the development of technology. Perhaps this photo gallery of bronze sex toys from ancient China underscores the point, with an example from the days when metallurgy was the cutting edge of high tech:
Olfactory Delights
Saturday, July 26th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Michelle at Sweetness Follows bought a new dildo, and Mike, well, this is what Mike did:
“Slipped it in nice and slow, and teased her with it, giving her it in small portions, till the whole thing was inside her.
Tried out the new bottle of lube she bought, slipped my finger in her ass, and she moaned that it was on “that spot”. Kept rubbing, and fucked her with her toy, and well, she squirted.
Love that taste – still smell it on my fingers a bit…”
It’s funny, word is some women don’t like guys to lick them because they worry about the taste and smell. I can’t understand this, there’s nothing better in all the world. When I’ve got that lovely girl scent all over my face and chin and so forth, I can’t bring myself to wash my face. I’ll walk around all day, catching hints of that smell at unexpected moments and grinning like a fool every time.
Trust me, ladies — it’s not a problem.
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The Cradle of Civilization And Sex Toys
Monday, October 28th, 2002 -- by Bacchus
This story is a few months old, but it’s about something that’s been buried for a couple of thousand years, so what’s the hurry? It seems that a trove of ancient Chinese bronze dildos was discovered. Speculation as to their use seems, ah, imaginative:
Archaeologists in China have uncovered seven ancient bronze dildos in a Han Dynasty tomb.
This is the first time so many have been unearthed from that era (206 BC – AD 25).
The dildos were cast from a mould, suggesting they were made by a specialist artisan.
Archaeologists say the dildos uncovered in Xian could have been used by eunuchs.
They also say palace maids may have used them on sexually-deprived imperial concubines.
They expect to find more dildoes in the city in north-western Shaanxi province.
If China today is anything like as sexually repressed as European communist countries typically were, I guess this sort of fevered speculation is as close as the archaeologists can get to actual porn. I wonder if psuedointellectual cheap little treatises like “Some Suppositions on the Usages of Bronze Dildos During the Han Dynasty, with 17 Fully Engraved Plates” are sold as pornography in China, the way “Medical Sex Manuals” were sold in the US and Britain back when porn was still a felony?
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